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| Town of Blue | 1 Jul 2011, 12:49 PM Post #1 |
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Like 7 posters on right now man |
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They appeared, these wicked women. I didn't either, but apparently they made a story out of it. | |
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| Falcon-X | 1 Jul 2011, 12:50 PM Post #2 |
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Built For Speed
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It's amazing, indeed. |
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A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic. | |
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| Town of Blue | 1 Jul 2011, 12:51 PM Post #3 |
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It's not 14 though...D= |
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They appeared, these wicked women. I didn't either, but apparently they made a story out of it. | |
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| Falcon-X | 1 Jul 2011, 12:52 PM Post #4 |
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Built For Speed
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Beggars can't be choosers. Get used to it. It's better than nothing, yeah? |
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A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic. | |
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| Mortainous28 | 1 Jul 2011, 12:54 PM Post #5 |
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LOL Falcon called Town a beggar. xD |
| ~~History Abhors a Paradox~~ | |
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| Town of Blue | 1 Jul 2011, 12:55 PM Post #6 |
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I can beg your mom to... No no. Falcon's a good person. I shouldn't be mean to the one person that hasn't insulted me today. |
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They appeared, these wicked women. I didn't either, but apparently they made a story out of it. | |
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| Falcon-X | 1 Jul 2011, 12:56 PM Post #7 |
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Built For Speed
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...I never insult you, you know that. |
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A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic. | |
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| RapidNameChange | 1 Jul 2011, 12:58 PM Post #8 |
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Meh I like fat chicks
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This one time, In Fable II, I was begging people for money but they wouldn't have it so I started extorting them and than the ran off to call the sheriff who attempted to charge me for MY hard earned money so I killed him and than everyone started running away so I decided to start shooting people and more cops showed up so I kept killing them and random townies and than I left and when I came back they charged me with extortion, attempted murder, 900 counts of murder, and indecent exposure... |
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| Mortainous28 | 1 Jul 2011, 12:59 PM Post #9 |
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Not going to ask how the indecent exposure came about.. |
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| Town of Blue | 1 Jul 2011, 12:59 PM Post #10 |
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In Deus Ex, i gave a druggie some drugs so he would give me a code. I killed him after he gave me the code and took my drugs back. And thank you, Falcon. |
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They appeared, these wicked women. I didn't either, but apparently they made a story out of it. | |
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| RapidNameChange | 1 Jul 2011, 01:01 PM Post #11 |
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Meh I like fat chicks
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Heh heh In GTA San Andreas I paid a hooker for sex and killed her afterwards gained my munny plus some back! |
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| Town of Blue | 1 Jul 2011, 01:02 PM Post #12 |
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I've killed many a man in Deus Ex. Right after I told them i would spare them. |
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They appeared, these wicked women. I didn't either, but apparently they made a story out of it. | |
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| RapidNameChange | 1 Jul 2011, 01:03 PM Post #13 |
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I like to rescue slaves that I enslaved and them send them right back into slavery on Fable II |
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| Town of Blue | 1 Jul 2011, 01:05 PM Post #14 |
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In Paris, you can sell a guy some drugs he tells you to go steal, but if you picked up all the other drugs you can find in the rest of the game, you can make a pretty nice profit. |
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They appeared, these wicked women. I didn't either, but apparently they made a story out of it. | |
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| RapidNameChange | 1 Jul 2011, 01:07 PM Post #15 |
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I distract bartenders with random nonsense, loot their booze, and sell it back to them at a higher price when they seem to be experiencing some unknown shortage! |
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| Chrispy336 | 1 Jul 2011, 01:12 PM Post #16 |
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In Fable 2 i married some fat chick, had freaky sex, and abandoned her. |
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| Town of Blue | 1 Jul 2011, 01:14 PM Post #17 |
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You can't sell bartenders their own booze, but you can steal it. )= |
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They appeared, these wicked women. I didn't either, but apparently they made a story out of it. | |
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| Mortainous28 | 1 Jul 2011, 01:15 PM Post #18 |
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In Blood Omen I release the prisoners and let them give me their thanks...then I drain them of their blood. |
| ~~History Abhors a Paradox~~ | |
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| RapidNameChange | 1 Jul 2011, 01:16 PM Post #19 |
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Ah Ha! Well... I uh... I don't know... I sacrificed several wives to the Temple of Shadows and got a bad ass sword for killing guards with for it! |
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| Town of Blue | 1 Jul 2011, 01:17 PM Post #20 |
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In Deus Ex, I've listened to people have sex. |
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They appeared, these wicked women. I didn't either, but apparently they made a story out of it. | |
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| Mortainous28 | 1 Jul 2011, 01:18 PM Post #21 |
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I knew you were one of those people who spanked it to games. Like the warcraft youtubes. Funny stuff. |
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| Town of Blue | 1 Jul 2011, 01:19 PM Post #22 |
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Nah, I just crouched next to the apartment door while very monotonous OHs and OH YEAHs repeated non-stop. And squeeking springs. |
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| RapidNameChange | 1 Jul 2011, 01:19 PM Post #23 |
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In Fable II I had a huge lesbian orgy and than killed all the participants after I realized how ugly they all were. |
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| Town of Blue | 1 Jul 2011, 01:23 PM Post #24 |
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Everyone's ugly in Deus Ex...it's 11 years old. |
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| Robbie Dragon | 1 Jul 2011, 01:25 PM Post #25 |
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in fable III i married 3 women had a child with each of them killed them and then adopted the kids and had them live with my new wife who knew nothing |
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Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice. | |
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| RapidNameChange | 1 Jul 2011, 01:42 PM Post #26 |
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Damn... I wish I could do that in Fable II... The things that go on fifty years later... |
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| Robbie Dragon | 1 Jul 2011, 01:44 PM Post #27 |
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Captain AWESOME
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now i wanna play fable... |
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Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice. | |
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| RapidNameChange | 1 Jul 2011, 03:25 PM Post #28 |
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Meh I like fat chicks
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Maybe you should my friend. Maybe you should. |
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