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| So I've found the cure for a cold | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: 4 Feb 2011, 09:25 AM (374 Views) | |
| Deleted User | 4 Feb 2011, 09:25 AM Post #1 |
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As you all know, the common cold is impossible to cure. There are thousands if not hundreds of thousands of strands and more keep coming. Well I have found the solution! By taking apart the genetic structure of a cold, I found an irregularity that can be cured. Once more, when cured and injected into the blood stream, it attacks other strands. This is a major break through in scientific heath and discoveries. Brace yourself for the newest of the new. The most amazing cure! shhhhh it's a secret. Don't spoil the surprise please. Just place the injection tube in your mouth and pull the injection button back. You may notice results in as little as seconds! It's easy to use and very very mobile Thank you for your time! Sign up here if you'd like to try out a free thirty day sample. Seriously though... I'm sick of getting colds... |
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| SithTristen | 4 Feb 2011, 01:57 PM Post #2 |
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Funny shit man. And me too. |
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| Crimson | 4 Feb 2011, 08:43 PM Post #3 |
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Has it been tried on animals yet? |
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| Deleted User | 5 Feb 2011, 07:43 AM Post #4 |
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We do no animal testing but it's 100% guaranteed to work! |
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| Crimson | 5 Feb 2011, 09:57 AM Post #5 |
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Yet once again, the Australian government has ruined something, I need a permit to get this cure >.< |
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| SithTristen | 6 Feb 2011, 01:25 PM Post #6 |
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Lol. |
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| Chrispy336 | 6 Feb 2011, 04:48 PM Post #7 |
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well technically all products are animal tested because humans are animals. so therefore PETA and those other hippie tree hugging hippies hate everything. |
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| Deleted User | 7 Feb 2011, 04:43 AM Post #8 |
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Crap he's on to us! Here Chrispy! Try a free sample! |
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| Chrispy336 | 7 Feb 2011, 09:45 AM Post #9 |
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I'm a PETA tree hugging hippie so no. |
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| SithTristen | 7 Feb 2011, 02:34 PM Post #10 |
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Lol.....PETA.....how they make me laugh. |
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| Robbie Dragon | 7 Feb 2011, 07:59 PM Post #11 |
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im a member of peta too Posted Image |
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Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice. | |
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| Mortainous28 | 10 Feb 2011, 11:43 AM Post #12 |
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Its also a cure for stupidity. This prescription is approved by the MTIGA Morty Think's Its great Association. |
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| Deleted User | 11 Feb 2011, 09:34 PM Post #13 |
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Awesome! I'm gonna start collecting money! |
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| Niquita | 3 Mar 2011, 07:36 PM Post #14 |
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oh. my. |
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| Crimson | 3 Mar 2011, 10:20 PM Post #15 |
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Were there any side effects? |
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| Deleted User | 4 Mar 2011, 04:43 AM Post #16 |
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Dea... I mean no none! Amazing right? Wanna free sample? |
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| Mortainous28 | 4 Mar 2011, 10:01 AM Post #17 |
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The only side effect noted was pale skin. This just in though, by taking this product you not only raise the IQ of the world as a whole, but you also save a lifetime's worth of oxygen every time you use it! Groundbreaking stuff I tell ya.
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| Niquita | 6 Mar 2011, 06:37 PM Post #18 |
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Sounds truly amazing! |
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