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So I've found the cure for a cold
Topic Started: 4 Feb 2011, 09:25 AM (374 Views)
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As you all know, the common cold is impossible to cure. There are thousands if not hundreds of thousands of strands and more keep coming. Well I have found the solution! By taking apart the genetic structure of a cold, I found an irregularity that can be cured. Once more, when cured and injected into the blood stream, it attacks other strands.

This is a major break through in scientific heath and discoveries.

Brace yourself for the newest of the new.

The most amazing cure!

shhhhh it's a secret. Don't spoil the surprise please.


Just place the injection tube in your mouth and pull the injection button back. You may notice results in as little as seconds! It's easy to use and very very mobile

Thank you for your time!

Sign up here if you'd like to try out a free thirty day sample.



Seriously though... I'm sick of getting colds...
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SithTristen
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Funny shit man.


And me too.
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Crimson
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Has it been tried on animals yet?
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We do no animal testing but it's 100% guaranteed to work!
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Crimson
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Yet once again, the Australian government has ruined something, I need a permit to get this cure >.<
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SithTristen
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Lol.
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Chrispy336
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well technically all products are animal tested because humans are animals. so therefore PETA and those other hippie tree hugging hippies hate everything.
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Crap he's on to us! Here Chrispy! Try a free sample!
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Chrispy336
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I'm a PETA tree hugging hippie so no.
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SithTristen
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Lol.....PETA.....how they make me laugh.

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Robbie Dragon
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im a member of peta too

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Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice

Is also great
And would suffice.
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Mortainous28
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Its also a cure for stupidity. This prescription is approved by the MTIGA Morty Think's Its great Association.
~~History Abhors a Paradox~~
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Awesome! I'm gonna start collecting money!
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Niquita
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oh. my.
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Crimson
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Were there any side effects?
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Dea... I mean no none! Amazing right? Wanna free sample?
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Mortainous28
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The only side effect noted was pale skin. This just in though, by taking this product you not only raise the IQ of the world as a whole, but you also save a lifetime's worth of oxygen every time you use it! Groundbreaking stuff I tell ya.
Edited by Mortainous28, 4 Mar 2011, 10:02 AM.
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Niquita
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Sounds truly amazing!
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