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Brilliant ways gurls turn guys down!; awww--its funny..;)
Topic Started: Apr 6 2006, 03:25 PM (151 Views)
~*SaNam*~ tia
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BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!! :P

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!! :blink:
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!! :whistle
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!! :rolleyes:
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!! ;)
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!! :lol:
HE: I think I could make you very happy..
SHE: Why? Are you leaving? :yes
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!! :unsure:
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one? :blink:
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!! :matrix
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!! :(
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you. ;)
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore. :lol:
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. <_<
---DEDIACATED TO ALL WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS---
(AND MEN WHO APPRECIATE GOOD HUMOR :P )
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PEACE..LOVE..BLISS..N SANAM.. Njoi it ppl! :jay
yallah salam.
.....^*FuLL tImE mAsTi ,ShoUr sHaRaBa..n dHo0om*^.....
----!eVerYb0dIeS PyaARI SI saNam!-----hehe




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hahahahha
thats gr8 bahanaas ;)
nice post keep it up!
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~*SaNam*~ tia
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mery mehboob mere sanam,(to nahin keh sakti..cuz hum aapkey hein kon? :P ..magar can surely say..) shukriya mehrabaani karam! ;) hehe.. i just love being a drama queen :whistle ...n i love music so dats me^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
saying thankoo g! :d
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