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I am so evil
Tweet Topic Started: Mar 3 2006, 10:29 AM (350 Views)
Aladdar Mar 8 2006, 11:09 AM Post #16
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so you don't believe me?

Here's the two e-mails from today.

I need some kind of an update since I have not talk to you in awhile. 1) Did you get out of that speeding ticket? 2) Did *removed* get the pictures on the web site yet? 3) Do you have the pictures? 4) Is *removed* mad about the kissing? 5) Did you tell him anything else? (*removed* does not know anything by the way) 6) Do you have a date for the wedding yet? (I am throwing you a bachelorette party up here I just need to know the month of the wedding) Tha is all the questions I had write back with an update. Thanks LOVE YOU

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1. I dont yet if I am getting out of the speeding ticket. 2. *removed* is currently getting the web site up this week. 3. No I dont have the pictures. 4. *removed* is mad becuase we did not take the picture of us kissing. 5. No i did not tell him anything else. He said anything else is cheating. 6. No i dont have a date set because I have no money to pay for the wedding and the father figure is a jerk off and want help pay. You have to come here for the bacholoreet party because there are male strip clubs here.
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Ok, so she doesn't come out and say she slept with her, but that's what I read into it. Maybe it's because I'm a pervert. The pictures are a reference to the pictures she took because she is trying to become a porn star. Some guy is putting up a website she is going to be on.

I took out people's names just in case.
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Aladdar Mar 8 2006, 11:10 AM Post #17
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and this one just came in.

Thanks for the update and I am glad that we are keeping what happens between us between us it is better that way. Also I will come down for the bachlorette party down there but you have to come up here also because I already have a stripper for you here that is why I need to know when you want a party. Let me know something. Got to go for now.

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Little does she know.
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Aladdar Mar 8 2006, 11:21 AM Post #18
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no, I haven't read those but they do seem funny. I'll have to peruse them when I'm pissing off users again.
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Didge Mar 8 2006, 11:29 AM Post #19
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Yeah, the BOFHseries is funny alright...especially when you've done some of those things. Ahh, the stories I could tell about my stint as a computer lab aide at the community college. Needless to say, the BOFH is where I drew my inspiration. :devil:
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Kesht Mar 8 2006, 11:46 AM Post #20
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Mar 8 2006, 10:09 AM
so you don't believe me?

No, I believe you. There just comes a point in nearly every conversation where I wish to God I had an actual eject button to get me clear of the situation in a hurry. The more I dwell on this, the more my head hurts.

Like when you're standing in line at the DMV and the guy behind you starts talking on his cell about his date the night before, and now he's coated in crabs. Yeah... I don't need to hear that. After that, you KNOW you can't help but itch, whatever your experience/inexperience with pubic lice.

:unsure:

*pushes 'Eject' button again*
She hung up! I'mf going to die alone and nakeds!

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Kesht is right.

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Kesht is right again.

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