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Wow; This kid is nuts, I wish I spoke German
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Aladdar Feb 24 2006, 11:54 AM Post #1
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So either this kid just got the blue screen of death just as the porn video was about to load or he just found out that the hot 15 year old girl he's been cybering with is actually a 35 year old man from lutz who likes to fondle dead people.

Hitler Junior?
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Kesht Feb 24 2006, 12:34 PM Post #2
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makes me wish I had sound at work.
She hung up! I'mf going to die alone and nakeds!

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Shapeless Caren Feb 24 2006, 03:19 PM Post #3
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I wish I could see the screen, and understand german...
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I think he's playing an FPS and just going nuts when he gets killed. If so, and that was my kid, the computer would go away.
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DaveReaves Feb 24 2006, 03:42 PM Post #5
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That had a very "hidden camera" quality to it. If I had to guess, the room gets trashed on a regular basis and mother desided to figure out whats going on.

Yea, I'm thiking FPS, he had the WASD fingers going. If my kid acted like that I doubt he would see a computer again for a very long time. Little freak job would also be replasing my keyboard that he would never get to touch again.
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Freston Feb 25 2006, 05:54 AM Post #6
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Oh boy, this kid could really do something about his pronounciation :rolleyes:

But what I did understand, it was all not very enlightening what he had to say.

LOL, you where all wrong by the way. He is not playing a FPS. He's waiting for the computer to start the game. He's yelling:

Start das Spiel, Start das Spiel Huresohn!!! Ich woll spieln! Jetzt geht loss huresohn!!!! Jetzt geht loss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Schneller starten

Which means Start the game, start the game son of a whore. I want to play. Commence now son of a whore!!!!! Commence!!!!!!!
Start faster

The funny thing is, he calms down after a bit and says: Positiv denken, einfach positiv denken. Gleich gehts loss, es soll loss gehen whoehahahaha (...) faule Huresohn (Think positive, just think positive, it will start now)

And after a while: Ich brauge keine Hilfe, ich brauge keine Hilfe (but he's wrong of course, because it means: I don't need help)


I can't provide a complete transcript, but I had a blast viewing this a couple of times. Obviously he has computerproblems. The game he wants to play doesn't start. He's yelling that it's getting late, something about a dick (but I'm lost about the context), he doesn't want to wait anymore, and the only German swearword he seems to know is Huresohn.
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DaveReaves Feb 25 2006, 11:02 AM Post #7
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Thanks, Freston. What would we do with out you? :cheers:
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That boy's bottom deserves a date with my belt.

There is no reason a child should act like that unless his parents haven't instilled in him the fear of god, aka his parents.
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Jagyr Ebonwood Feb 25 2006, 11:53 AM Post #9
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From Freston's translation, I'm guessing this kid has issues, or made this movie as a satire of slow loading games...

My bet's on the first.
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