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Annoying Gamer Habits
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Mordien Feb 7 2006, 10:35 AM Post #16
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Here is another anoying thing !

I sometimes play with a player who´s charaterr knows everything about , how to coundcta battle , Build defences and and defend a city or how to take on a city with a ship and how all poison and Healig herbs work.

Me and other tell him how did your charater learn that he is just a backstreet thief.

Answer: wel i know that but if we just build this ditch here we can...


Do you see my point?
All warfare is based on Deception


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Fixxxer Feb 7 2006, 10:29 PM Post #17
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Feb 7 2006, 12:35 PM
Answer: wel i know that but if we just build this ditch here we can...

DM: "You can what? Not get any XP for roleplaying at all?"

Of course, then it becomes appropriate to stab the player in his belly with a dull, rusty item (old spoons and tent stakes work well here, but I think the best is still the railroad spike you keep in its shrine-like place of worship near the TV) and have the entire group point and laugh at his pathetic attempts to drag himself to a telephone. Naturally, the culimation of this wonderful event comes when he finally reaches the phone and you take the reciever away and beat him to death with it.

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By the way, I'm available for children's parties. :D
In my mind, it is that simple. But then, I'm simple minded. -Didge-
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Kesht Feb 7 2006, 10:41 PM Post #18
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Feb 7 2006, 09:29 PM
By the way, I'm available for children's parties. :D

What's your rate?
She hung up! I'mf going to die alone and nakeds!

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Kesht is right.

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Kesht is right again.

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