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| Mordien | Feb 7 2006, 10:35 AM Post #16 |
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Here is another anoying thing ! I sometimes play with a player who´s charaterr knows everything about , how to coundcta battle , Build defences and and defend a city or how to take on a city with a ship and how all poison and Healig herbs work. Me and other tell him how did your charater learn that he is just a backstreet thief. Answer: wel i know that but if we just build this ditch here we can... Do you see my point? |
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All warfare is based on Deception MORDIEN | |
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| Fixxxer | Feb 7 2006, 10:29 PM Post #17 |
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DM: "You can what? Not get any XP for roleplaying at all?" Of course, then it becomes appropriate to stab the player in his belly with a dull, rusty item (old spoons and tent stakes work well here, but I think the best is still the railroad spike you keep in its shrine-like place of worship near the TV) and have the entire group point and laugh at his pathetic attempts to drag himself to a telephone. Naturally, the culimation of this wonderful event comes when he finally reaches the phone and you take the reciever away and beat him to death with it. ... By the way, I'm available for children's parties.
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| In my mind, it is that simple. But then, I'm simple minded. -Didge- | |
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| Kesht | Feb 7 2006, 10:41 PM Post #18 |
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You see a drunken hobo. Roll for initiative.
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What's your rate? |
She hung up! I'mf going to die alone and nakeds!
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