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Aladdar Jan 29 2006, 02:42 PM Post #1
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I haven't had a chance to watch this yet, but it's supposedly a movie dealing with women in gaming.

I thought it might be interesting to those posting here. Link goes to a free google movie page.

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Aladdar Jan 29 2006, 03:12 PM Post #2
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ok, so this isn't really about women. I just watched it. It is funny though.
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DaveReaves Jan 29 2006, 08:23 PM Post #3
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:gah: I think I need to reavaluate my hobbies.

Funny stuff though.
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Is it a bad sign that I have a shirt like Raymond's? :unsure:
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It could be worse, I have a hat similar to the one he was wearing in the park.
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haha, the horrible gamer that Fixxxer and I refer to from now and then was wearing that exact shirt the first time I met him. Maybe it should have been a sign.
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Fixxxer Jan 30 2006, 01:48 PM Post #7
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I feel so much better about myself.

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Aladdar, I hope you don't feel bad about this, but if we...EVER...have a moment like that LARPing moment....well, I'm probably going to dispose of your body before scrubbing myself clean with bleach and steel wool.

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hahaha, there's one thing I don't do, ok two. I never ever larp, and I don't touch myself while I game, well unless there's a really hot woman in the room. lol

I know that you and andrew both like to larp when your wife's not home though. You can quit denying it now. lol
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Vacerious Jan 30 2006, 08:37 PM Post #9
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Poster's Note: This post is written entirely out of the sake of comedy.

simply amazing, aladar. I'm now quite convinced that I wish to stab myself in the forehead with a rusty butter knife.

i know somebody like the player, except he always plays female fighters (which he claims he roles gender randomly, but either he rolls gender extremely poorly or he's a compulsive liar.) the 'Munchkin' card game has a card known as 'Finally shut up about your character' or something like that. We've deemed this card the "Brandon card."

Other comments on various cast members:

Mary-Ann (pastor's wife): While I'm a pretty staunch believer in chivalry, i have never felt such an overwhelming urge to punch a woman in the face until mary-ann spoke.

Pastor: two words: ignorant moron. "I believe that all young-ish people go through a Pagan stage." Right. And the stage where we become born-again Christians is after the blood orgy tribute to Satan, right? For God's Sake, your son is twenty. kick him outta the house already.

GM: my guess, probably touches himself to the picture of the nymph in the monster manual. probably has two copies of Nymphology (an extremely childish third party supplement for sex in DnD that is commonly found on Limewire,) one for in-game reference and another for 'polishing the bastard sword.' (and before anyone even asks, yes, Nymphology does have the "Power Word: Orgasm" spell. but the book is a piece of trash anyways. I felt ripped off when I read it, even though I downloaded it for free from a peer-to-peer program.)

Player: see comments above.

Pizza Delivery Girl: Talk about setting your sights low. then again, people who tend to work for pizza chains aren't usually supermodels supporting themselves until a good gig comes up, and are eager to fulfill your every erotic fantasy for a 'tip' (Dammit, the world is so cruel). Plus his reasoning behind it ain't so bad. Free pizza AND sex? Hell's yeah!
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