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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 24 2006, 11:22 PM (104 Views) | |
| Canucks fan | Jan 24 2006, 11:22 PM Post #1 |
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I don't know why these are hilarious. They just are. :D http://www.4q.cc/chuck/ Here's the top 30. http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty My favourites
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| Lustre | Jan 25 2006, 08:54 PM Post #2 |
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I'm On Top Of The World
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:w00t: I like the Miami Dolphin one ;lol; |
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| shamrockgirl | Jan 25 2006, 09:46 PM Post #3 |
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irish-american treehugger
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;lol; |
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| Garbonzo | Jan 27 2006, 12:32 AM Post #4 |
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Hahaha A round-house kick to the face. |
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| Garbonzo | Jan 27 2006, 12:41 AM Post #5 |
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. Chuck Norris' penis is so large that it actually warps the fabric of space-time. Indeed some physicists now theorise that the passage of time is mearly a byproduct of Norris' colossal erections. This is known as the "Chuck Norris' big cock theory of space-time". A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made. Every time Chuck Norris smiles it saves the life of a dying man. Ironically, Chuck Norris only smiles after he kills someone. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." Oh god these are hilarious I've been laughing the whole time. |
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| Canucks fan | Jan 27 2006, 03:31 PM Post #6 |
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Numero uno
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lol, I like the blind man one |
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