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What if....?
Topic Started: Jan 9 2005, 03:49 AM (5,190 Views)
TROAIG
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"Bah! You like compost? I'll compost your FACE!
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Uh...

*ponders that*

*head explodes*

*head reforms*

What if your head exploded?
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NonChalant
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I'm cool like that...
I'd make the news!

What if this was a dream?
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Lustre
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I'm On Top Of The World
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Then I'm having a nightmare.

What if you grew a mustache?
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TROAIG
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"Bah! You like compost? I'll compost your FACE!
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NOOOOOOOOO!

(Seriously, I get my gender messed up enough on the Internet! * I don't need to make it worse.)

What if your knees imploded?

(* This never happens in real life. I'm a C-cup.)
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Lustre
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:lol:

In person you wouldn't confuse. But I've seen some guys that have a C-cup to.


I would have to get fake legs.


What if you had to live in China?
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FlashDrive

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You'd have all the Chinese food you can eat!

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What if you lived in the Middle Ages?
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TROAIG
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"Bah! You like compost? I'll compost your FACE!
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I'm black. You figure it out.

What if your skin turned purple?
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Lustre
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I would then fit in with the rest of my family.

What if you saw a hitchhiker?
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TROAIG
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"Bah! You like compost? I'll compost your FACE!
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I'd look and then keep walking.

What if you were suddenly in a frilly pink dress?
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Lingus
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I'd look so cute.

What if.... you got locked in a cage?
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TROAIG
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"Bah! You like compost? I'll compost your FACE!
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"What?! Get me out of this thing at once!"

What if you became a large ham?
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Lustre
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I would be tasty:)

What if you never got married?
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Lingus
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Lustre,Sep 5 2010
05:20 PM
I would be tasty:)

What if you never got married?

I'd be a slut.. sex with more than one guy, :)


what iffffffffff.
you could not mastubate again :O

(pst, there was no rule of how dirty replies had to be :P)
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Lustre
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:lol:

I don't know, you would have to tell me how that would be. :)

What if you became president...of Paraguay?
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TROAIG
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"Bah! You like compost? I'll compost your FACE!
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I'd have to learn Spanish.

What if your legs fell off?
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