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What if....?
Topic Started: Jan 9 2005, 03:49 AM (5,198 Views)
TROAIG
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"Bah! You like compost? I'll compost your FACE!
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Holy shit! Doubly immaculate conception!

What if someone started humming incessantly?
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NonChalant
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I'm cool like that...
If I knew what song tune they were humming I'd join in, otherwise be somewhat annoyed.

What if someone found the body of bigfoot?
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TROAIG
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"Bah! You like compost? I'll compost your FACE!
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A news crew would be there in about 7 seconds.

What if your brain stopped working?
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Lustre
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It would be just another day for me.

What if you got lost and didn't want to be found?
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NonChalant
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I'm cool like that...
I'd hope I was lost with a female companion :)

What if you found a gold nugget buried in your back yard?
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TROAIG
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I'm rich! (Hopefully.)

What if your head turned into a watermelon?
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NonChalant
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I'd share it with everyone, because watermelon is delicious :)

What if you were being followed by a tiger?
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Lustre
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Kiss my ass goodbye.

What if you had a job you loved but you made no money?
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NonChalant
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I'm cool like that...
Would it still be classified as a job? I'd probably find something else.


What if your dog could talk?
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TROAIG
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I'd tell it to shut up.

What if you lost your mind?
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Lustre
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What if? I already had done that.

What if you found my mind?
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TROAIG
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I'd stick it back where it belongs...the gutter.

What if a tree fell on your head?
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Lustre
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Start to worry cuz I wouldn't want a tree to start to grow out of my head.

What if you saw someone else when you were looking in a mirror?
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NonChalant
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I'd hope it was someone better looking than myself, :lol:

What if you got stuck in an elevator with strangers?
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TROAIG
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I'd kill them all with my bare hands.

What if someone shaved your head?
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