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| Funbox the Clown; 6'1"/199 lbs. [Retired] | |
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| Topic Started: Jun 28 2016, 08:54 AM (25 Views) | |
| Minister Wighty | Jun 28 2016, 08:54 AM Post #1 |
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Beautiful undead opossum garbage princess.
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[dohtml]<img src="http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z327/NGIWefed/Funbox_zpsoc5stmwj.png" style="float: right;">[/dohtml]FUNBOX THE CLOWN Birth Name: Timothy F Crowley Ring Names: Funbox the Clown Billed Height: 6'1" Billed Weight: 199 lbs. Born: April 15th, 1974 (Age 42) Chicago, Illinois, USA Billed From: The Carnival Trained By: Self-Trained, John Barry. Gimmick Summary: Clown-based political movement leader. Previous Gimmick: Psychotic prankster clown. HISTORY Tim Crowley has been a garbage wrestler for years in the indies, earning a name by being willing to sacrifice his body in all manner of insane stunts. He's notoriously broken his jaw, lost half of his hair to a flaming table spot, and has a load of scars on his feet due to a barefoot thumbtack match. Crowley was briefly considered for NGIW, but was ultimately not accepted. He finally surfaced in the public eye in 2015 as a member of Mr. Intensity's Trinity Wrestling Association. In mid-2016, Funbox stopped the pranks to make several "serious" addresses on the real-world phenomenon of clowns being beaten for being observed outside of their "natural environment". He then launched into a political movement supporting the importance of clowns called "Clown Lives Matter". This movement seemed to be interrupted by Blackjack Benjamin, but Benjamin surprised everyone by revealing he had spent some time as a clown when he was between jobs as a wrestler, and suffered abuse during that time. Benjamin joined forces with Funbox, and the Clown Lives Matter movement took off with a rocket strapped to it. Though Benjamin's participation ended abruptly in mid-November 2016, Funbox continued with the movement. Crowley made fewer and fewer appearances on TV until mid-2017 when he retired from professional wrestling. Personal Life and Trivia - He claims the "F" that is his middle name stands for "Fun", but in reality it doesn't stand for anything. - His stutter is not affected; it's a speech impediment he's had since he was twelve. In Wrestling Finishing Moves - Clown and Out in Beverly Kills - "Love Tap" Heel Kick [size0]A lot of flourish followed by a hop and a disdainful backward heel kick to the grounded opponent's skull. Love Tap Head Strike in WWE2K16. Signature Moves - Chucklefuck - Hip-thrusting amateur wrestling mount /w tickles. [size0]Similar to the Viscagra. - Pratfall - Wheelbarrow Flapjack - Clown Dirge - Swinging Neckbreaker with Theatrics [size0]Shake, Rattle, and Roll in WWE 2K16. Wrestling Style - Xtreme - Roughneck - Hardcore Entrance Themes - DJ Rankin - The Clown Song (Current) - Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train Current Entrance
In-Ring Appearance Thin, with pasty skin and sparse curly body hair. His face is masked by black and white clown paint with a red rubber nose, but he has a wide, toothy grin and wild brown eyes. His hair is long and teased, coming in every color of the rainbow and changing quite frequently. Shiny black deep-v-necked singlet with multicolored fringe on the leg holes over zebra-striped tights in wild colors. Black kneepads with multicolored tassels, colorful shin pads below that that rain tassels over black boots with colorful laces and soles. Wears a furry long-sleeved halter jacket that looks like real Muppet skin and solid white gloves. The colors change nightly, but he tends to stick to a two-color scheme beyond black and white. Championships and Accomplishments - None yet. Out-Of-Character Character Rep: Michael Perkins as Dr. Rockso Twitter: @ClownInTheBox Font Color: 00FF00 |
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