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Worst Commercials
Topic Started: Sep 24 2009, 11:09 AM (164 Views)
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Well, we didn't have this thread. Question is simple, what commercials can you not stand? Me.

1. Green-screen testimonials. Nothing speaks legitimacy like a fake testimonial from an actor who looks like they were phooshopped onto a fake background. I don't know, if I company can't afford to actually put someone in a real house to hawk their product, I don't think I'm going to trust them much.

2. Putting a 2 cent tax on my sodas! I'm trying to feed a family! Fuck you congress! Fuck you to hell! The insurance company funded anti-health care ads were bad before, but this one is just terrible. Wow, what would your rather pay 2 cents on a litter of Dr. Pepper, or tens of thounsands of dollars on health care costs? "Pennies add up." Yeah, to an alarming amount of dollars! If you're too fucking poor to pay an extra 2 cents on groceries a week, you are already on food stamps. FAIL.

3. Hey, its Billy Mays. I'm back from the dead to sell you this bullshit! This man will never actually be dead, because I'm sure we'll see these commercials for eons. I don't know if I want to buy stuff froma dead-man. I occasionally go to KFC, but still Billy Mays-Ploitation here by companies who don't want to bother to make new commercials is rather tasteless.

4. From the Church of Latter Day Saints. Honestly thousands of dollars doesn't need to be spend on corny commercials to promote religion. When religion and commercials intersect, you get something truly hideous. They also spent a lot of money trying to fudge the vote on gay marriage in California. So not only do they want to commercialize religion, they also want to destroy the separation of church and state. Gotta say I hope this particular "church" goes out of business.

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That's a lot of money. A lot of NBC's Money.

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