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Topic Started: Mar 14 2008, 09:17 PM (714 Views)
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Ok, so watched the new episode so far. Nothing too huge to talk about so far, but it's only the first episode.

Biggest LOL so far though is them actually having a lesbian couple competing. Probably did this I'm guessing to appeal to the network's core audience. Bravo just moved next to LOGO on direct tv too. Still it should be interesting, lol.

Favorite chef so far is the guy who cusses at everything and uses vernacular such as "nice." XD

Biggest LOL dish was Soufflé ala Nachos. :lmao:

Kinda obvious who was going to get eliminated. They did this last season too with the editing to create a sacrifical lamb.

Biggest disappointment was that Bourdaine didn't rip into anyone else harder than calling someone's dish pretentious.

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Biggest LOL so far though is them actually having a lesbian couple competing.  Probably did this I'm guessing to appeal to the network's core audience.  Bravo just moved next to LOGO on direct tv too.  Still it should be interesting, lol.


I liked Nimma's reaction. Somewhere between "Ewww...lesbians" and "DANGIT. She's taken."

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Favorite chef so far is the guy who cusses at everything and uses vernacular such as "nice."  XD

Biggest LOL dish was Soufflé ala Nachos.  :lmao:


I like Erik. I feared Howie and got something more awesome.

I also like Richard. He's kinda a Hung like dick, but he still wins. Andrew pissed me off with the whole "mayonaise" thing at first, but then he made his own, so he quickly won me back.

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Kinda obvious who was going to get eliminated.  They did this last season too with the editing to create a sacrifical lamb.


She deserved it though. Shrimp scampi is beginner chef 101. I can do it. If you can't, go home.

And EPIC LULZ at the preview of the rest of the season showing the New Zealander playing a didgeridoo amongst the standard "STAND UP FOR YOUR DISH/FUCK YOU/YOU ARE A BITCH" reality nonsense.
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She deserved it though. Shrimp scampi is beginner chef 101. I can do it. If you can't, go home.

Yeah, and she was all cry-iy the whole episode too for no reason. Another good reasons she's gone. Rocco DiSpirito also did a good job of trashing her in his blog too. Funny stuff.

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I like Erik. I feared Howie and got something more awesome.

I think Andrew will be the new Howie. The new thin Howie with hair who swears about everything and uses hip hop influenced colloquialisms. :lmao:

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So who's going home tonight?

If were lucky, it's gonna be Ryan and his winey "BUT NOW EVERYONE IN MY TOWN WILL THINK I SUCK! I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SHOW MY HEAD!" bitchy rant.

That's what you get when you don't make what you're supposed to buddy.
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He was such a dumbass to trying to lie himself through it. Tom Colicchio's expressions while eating his "chicken pancetta" were truly hilarious.

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Mar 19 2008, 10:05 AM
He was such a dumbass to trying to lie himself through it. Tom Colicchio's expressions while eating his "chicken pancetta" were truly hilarious.

Tom: You are aware chicken pancetta doesn't have bread crumbs on it?
Ryan: Yes, but I thought.....
Tom: It's just eggs and flour coating it.
Ryan: And I did that, but I also thought....

Taking apart lasagna is an acceptable way to twist a recipe. Coving something in bread crumbs IS not. It's just a lazy way to be "LOOK I AM DIFFERENT!"

For the record, I'd be screwed on that challenge, cause I had no idea what chicken pancetta even was.
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This topic is now about how everyone misses Erik.

Cause everyone does.

And LOL at Ryan being in the bottom on all THREE episodes. He's so going home soon.
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Erik was good personality wise, but his food seemed to be pretty crappy as far as I saw. Not surprised he's gone. Glad he went instead of Zoey, because she kinda got screwed getting stuck with a pasta salad she didn't even make the recipe for.

Favorite chef so far is Andrew, just because he can be an asshole to the judges, quotes the Beastie Boys, and seems to make pretty awesome food.

Next person I expect to get canned is Nikki. She just keeps screwing up.

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Next person I expect to get canned is Nikki. She just keeps screwing up.

I thought Nikki was going home last week after "I wanted the food too look pretty. I didn't really care how it tasted, but I wanted it to look pretty."

FOOD AIN'T FOR LOOKIN'! FOOD FOR EATIN'!

Not to say looks mean nothing, I don't think anyone would be too excited to eat something that looked like bear poop.
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How well, odd was it to see the bottom two people criticizing the winning dish?

Part of me is like "coincidence", and another is "man, this had to be staged".

Also wondering what a Dario Argento inspired dish would be like.

Next week: Someone becomes "New Howie". Asian Dale? Ryan? Spike?

And fuck you Sci-Fi for spoiling probably the most "HOLY SHIT" moment from next week's "Ghost Hunters". I'll still mark, but not as hard.
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Missed Ghost Hunters becuase I had to watch the rerun of Top Chef. Heard it was good though. Random side comment: Barry>>>Steve

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Also wondering what a Dario Argento inspired dish would be like.

I was thinking about the same thing. Some bright colored sauces and a rare steak, maybe? I dunno. XD

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The new Dale always has an expression on his face like he's wishing death to kittens. LOL at his and Richard's completely serious answers to Andrew's offer to be an Umpa Lumpa.

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Missed Ghost Hunters becuase I had to watch the rerun of Top Chef. Heard it was good though. Random side comment: Barry>>>Steve

It was worth it for the part where Jay and Grant sent Steve and Kristine into an room with bats and they knew full well bats were in the room but said nothing.

At first it wasn't funny, but when we learned they wanted to freak them out, it took on a "LOL they are assholes" level of comedy.
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I think that is a re-run from an earlier season, unless they did the same thing again. lol

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I think that is a re-run from an earlier season, unless they did the same thing again. lol

Nah, I'm pretty sure it was a new one, which makes it even funnier.
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Now that I think about that, it was a Kristine episode, just not a brand-new one, I think. I've probalby just seen about every episode of Ghost Hunters. Was it one bat or more than one bat? lol

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Now that I think about that, it was a Kristine episode, just not a brand-new one, I think. I've probalby just seen about every episode of Ghost Hunters. Was it one bat or more than one bat? lol

Just one.

But if you stuck around for "Destination Truth", Josh Gates went to a place and found a colony of like 1,000 bats.

It was the most bad-ass thing I've ever seen.
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So Zoi is gone. Not too big of a surprise since she was on the chopping block a few times now. Also apparently this season's douche-bags are Spike and Dale. LOL at Dale being so jealous over not being chose the winner and getting the free trip to Italy. Spike having a baby like tantrum over not making soup was pretty pathetic as well. I hope Jenifer gets her revenge on him next episode like was in the preview. It also looks like we have a gay bathtub sex scandal to look forward to.

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So Zoi is gone. Not too big of a surprise since she was on the chopping block a few times now. Also apparently this season's douche-bags are Spike and Dale. LOL at Dale being so jealous over not being chose the winner and getting the free trip to Italy. Spike having a baby like tantrum over not making soup was pretty pathetic as well. I hope Jenifer gets her revenge on him next episode like was in the preview. It also looks like we have a gay bathtub sex scandal to look forward to.

I lol'd hardest that when they showed everyone screaming and swearing at each other they cut briefly to Nikki who was hiding her face like "Aaaaaand here we go..."

I think next weeks preview had clip where Dale was all "I'm sorry about last time, we should start over", to which Lisa was like "Fuck off."
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The thing that's amazing about Dale is he won and he was fucking pissed off. Really makes him look an amazing dick. His idea was to do deviled eggs, I really don't see that as a "winner" or "fire." She was right to tell him that idea was retarded, and she proved it.

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The thing that's amazing about Dale is he won and he was fucking pissed off. Really makes him look an amazing dick. His idea was to do deviled eggs, I really don't see that as a "winner" or "fire." She was right to tell him that idea was retarded, and she proved it.

Deviled -> Devil -> Hell -> Fire.

I like the concept, but I think the only reason I get it is because he explained it.

Lisa and Stephenie were right to be all, fuck that, we need to make something grilled/spicy.

And LOL at Bravo's title "Zoi is Out. (Again)".
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