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LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - "Transformers" director Michael Bay is reviving the "Friday the 13th" franchise through his low-budget production company.

The remake of the original 1980 horror classic, which turned the villainous Jason into a cultural icon, is being produced for New Line Cinema by Bay's Platinum Dunes banner. Platinum Dunes was also behind the revival of "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and "The Hitcher."

In the original "Friday the 13th," the serial killer made only a brief appearance in the final frames and never killed anyone. Jason didn't even don the famous mask until the third movie. The remake, however, will focus on Jason -- who will wear the mask and kill -- and keep the famous setting of Crystal Lake.

Damian Shannon and Mark Swift will write the script. They wrote 2003's "Freddy vs. Jason," the killer's last big-screen appearance. That film grossed more than $82 million domestically.


It's gonna blow ass. Everyone working on this film fucking sucks at remaking movies.

One day, I'd like a brand new, orginal horror movie like say, the first "Saw" and not all this "Let's do a remake cause we can make it look COOLER!" crap.

But hey, maybe I'll be wrong and it will turn out amazing.

And maybe there's a mouse inside my attic who writes novels and publishes them under the name of Danielle Steele.
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Fuck Michael Bay. I'm sure the fact that Friday the 13th was a remake of a Mario Bava movie flew straight over his head. I'm sure any style or finesse that movie had will be obliterated like Zombie's "skull fucking" (term used in actual film) of Halloween. Everything has to be a butchered remake of some kind now becuase these hacks don't know what else to do to make money. And Bay gives the script to the writers of Jason vs. Freddy, which well as may have been Barney vs. Big Bird. Of course he's the same chump who tried to make Pearl Harbor into a chick filck, so I guess hacks like hacks. Thank you Spieldberg for handing him Transformers and putting more feul in this guys terrible career. >_>

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Oct 3 2007, 12:42 PM
Fuck Michael Bay. I'm sure the fact that Friday the 13th was a remake of a Mario Bava movie flew straight over his head. I'm sure any style or finesse that movie had will be obliterated like Zombie's "skull fucking" (term used in actual film) of Halloween. Everything has to be a butchered remake of some kind now becuase these hacks don't know what else to do to make money. And Bay gives the script to the writers of Jason vs. Freddy, which well as may have been Barney vs. Big Bird. Of course he's the same chump who tried to make Pearl Harbor into a chick filck, so I guess hacks like hacks. Thank you Spieldberg for handing him Transformers and putting more feul in this guys terrible career. >_>

"Michael Bay" was on South Park last week and they asked him for help with a "terrorist situation" and all Bay could do was mention special effects.

When told him those are special effects NOT ideas he was all "I don't know the difference."

Nice jab.

I was worried that the new "Miami Vice" movie I bought to complete my collection was also a Bay movie, but it turned out to be Michael Mann. Who produced the original show, so it shouldn't be TOO bad.

It still has Collin Ferrel working against it.
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Fuck Michael Bay.  I'm sure the fact that Friday the 13th was a remake of a Mario Bava movie flew straight over his head.  I'm sure any style or finesse that movie had will be obliterated like Zombie's "skull fucking" (term used in actual film) of Halloween.  Everything has to be a butchered remake of some kind now becuase these hacks don't know what else to do to make money.  And Bay gives the script to the writers of Jason vs. Freddy, which well as may have been Barney vs. Big Bird.  Of course he's the same chump who tried to make Pearl Harbor into a chick filck, so I guess hacks like hacks.  Thank you Spieldberg for handing him Transformers and putting more feul in this guys terrible career.  >_>

"Michael Bay" was on South Park last week and they asked him for help with a "terrorist situation" and all Bay could do was mention special effects.

When told him those are special effects NOT ideas he was all "I don't know the difference."

Nice jab.

Lol this is why I love South Park! Also Micheal Bay is the single worst director of all time!!!! I'm not a fan of the origonal Transformers and I only saw a clip of the new movie but even that was enough to make me cringe!!!! It was so fricken cheasy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :sick: It's bad enough when you remake japanese movies *cough american Ring cough cough* but remaking animes?! God damn he's got something seriously wrong with him!!!!! :omg:
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I don't understand why the film is constantly being called "Michael Bay's Transformers" either. He didn't create the Transformers. He just took a concept that everyone already loved and added jail-bait and some stupidity about a cube and the north pole to it. John Carpenter he is not. I do think his film deserves mention for managing to taking the writing of an 80's kids' cartoon and dumbing it down even further. Optimus Prime - "My bad." Again, why am I not a screen-writer?

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Optimus Prime - "My bad."  Again, why am I not a screen-writer?

Oh, my, fucking, GOD! He actually said that?! Jesus christ, Micheal Bay really does not have any respect for anything he makes does he?! :pissed:
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I don't understand why the film is constantly being called "Michael Bay's Transformers" either.

Eh, people like to do that to show who directed it or something.

In this case, it's a warning. Kinda like the way some animals have bright colors to be like " WARNING: I'M POISONOUS!"
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Oct 25 2007, 12:39 AM
I don't understand why the film is constantly being called "Michael Bay's Transformers" either. He didn't create the Transformers. He just took a concept that everyone already loved and added jail-bait and some stupidity about a cube and the north pole to it. John Carpenter he is not. I do think his film deserves mention for managing to taking the writing of an 80's kids' cartoon and dumbing it down even further. Optimus Prime - "My bad." Again, why am I not a screen-writer?

Since you lost your other job, this is your best chance and an opportunity not to miss. I wonder what's your college major may I ask? I took a creative writing class in community college and have a grade "A-" on my resume. Michael Bay is soooo fired! Mr. Spielberg, I recommend Mr. J-syxx as your new movie script writer. His appearant love of the Transformers series is a big requirement. :lmao:
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I have a bachelor's in management. I think that was a mistake though, because I think I fucking hate business. I'm going to be pursuing master's degrees in English though soon, because writing is what I really like. Hopefully, my worthless ass professors give me two more letters of recommendation soon so I can actually do that.

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