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Rob Zombie's Crapoween
Topic Started: Aug 31 2007, 07:06 PM (334 Views)
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I don't even feel like talking too much about this abortion of a movie, but if you are even considering seeing a movie inappropriately titled "Halloween" in theaters for the next few weeks, just don't. Seriously, go to a chick flick or something else. Or better yet, go to the zoo to watch the monkeys throw poop at each other. Watching that will give you more suspense, thrills and extraordinary better taste than watching this movie written and directed by Bob Zombie, the hairy, smelly, middle aged man who never matured past 3rd grade.

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Ron Zombie > Rob Zombie.

Truth.
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lol wow...this movie must really have gotten to you if you made an independent thread for it :sweat:

now I wanna watch it just to see how bad it really is :lmao:
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... This movie has just been released in the UK, I have to say it's looks like total shit <_<
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the movie wasn't that bad,i just liked my name being repeated in the movie lol.
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The movie hasn't be realesed here. Not sure if I even want to see it.
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Oct 7 2007, 01:41 AM
the movie wasn't that bad,i just liked my name being repeated in the movie lol.

The movie was bad. It's a fact. It was so bad in fact that the concept of opinions no longer applies to it. Sorry Mike V. :lmao:

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Oct 7 2007, 02:46 AM
The movie hasn't be realesed here. Not sure if I even want to see it.

I have decided that you don't.

You can thank me when they find a link between watching this film and mental retardation 20 years from now.

Also, this topic needed a picture of Ron Zombie, who thinks...nay, KNOWS I rock.

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Also, this topic needed a picture of Ron Zombie, who thinks...nay, KNOWS I rock.


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One of my coworkers and her sister are HUGE on the Halloween series, and both of them knew this movie was going to tank. I think she said her sister saw it anyway for the sake of comparison. She was also considering going to see it, but I managed to convince the curiosity out of her by citing thousands of other remakes that sucked as well as how much movie tickets are in the first place.
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Here's an apropriate youtube video:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fxI83FQ0gW8

Be forewarned though, the bastardization in Zombie's Crapoween is about 4,000 times more severe than that trailer. There's not enough inbred hillbilly's talking about skull fucking eachother in it.

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:geek: I strongly suggest Rob zombie to go back into music videos, not star in or direct movies. Does he have more rock concert venues in Indian casinos, state fairs and family reunions to do? LoL! :lmao: He stopped by Palm Springs a few times, since the city is notably "gray" in the number of aged "baby-boomer" residents for a single city, they call Palm Springs "heaven's waiting room". :angel:
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sorry to say, i have watched it.
very dumb movie. BUT, it does kinda give you some knowledge as to why he does what he does. either way it was just so stupid cuz he wanted to "save" his sister but then he tries to kill her afterwards. dumb dumb DUMB!!!

the ending was very humorous though =]
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sorry to say, i have watched it.
very dumb movie. BUT, it does kinda give you some knowledge as to why he does what he does. either way it was just so stupid cuz he wanted to "save" his sister but then he tries to kill her afterwards. dumb dumb DUMB!!!

the ending was very humorous though =]
As for the "knowledge of why he does what he does" the point of the original Halloween is that there is NO reason why he killed his sister and then went on a killing spree. That's why it was scary. He is pure evil without reason or explanation, almost like a force of nature. Rob Zombie is a total dumbass for not understanding that about the film even though Donald Pleasance says as much straight out of the script. That mysterious aspect made Michael Myers cool. That's erased in Bob Zombie's Crapoween, becuase Bob is one of those dumbassed morons who needs everything spelled out to him and fed to him with a spoon in a way he can understand. Thus we get an explanation about his mom being a stripper and his step-dad calling him a fag saying he was gonna "skull-fuck" him. It's total childish bullshit and not what Halloween was supposed to be about.

2nd point Bob Zombie has absoultey no talent or skill at film making. He used his MTV fame to receive a "get into hollywood free card."

3rd point Bob Zombie is one of the biggest hypocritical, sell-out douchebags in history, becuase he's on record saying that he hates crappy ramakes and would never remake Halloween on principal.

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