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January Bloodletter
Topic Started: Jan 5 2012, 05:30 PM (122 Views)
Elindra Kshrlmnt
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THE UNKNOWN BLOODLETTER
January 2012


CONTENTS
Address from the Archempress
Cultural Events
Treaties
Christmas Carols in Unknown
ATTENTION
Raid News
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Address from the Archempress

Right! Speech thingy. That thing leaders are supposed to do when they're not smoothing egos or beating up puppies. Or eating chocolate. Except I bet you could eat chocolate and give a speech at the same time, especially if your speech is typed. *scromph*

This is the part where I tell you how awesome Unknown is, and how you should totally come say hi. Which you should. Where else can you sing parodies of "Jingle Bells" while getting drunk in the tavern, or attend a Founder's Day Ball where you're supposed to come armed? It's one of the things I love about Unknown--we range from zany to fully insane, and it's -fun-. And we kick derriere, too--it's our business. Impossible not to like that.

Part of being a region, though, means low points to balance the high--it's what makes the region meaningful, that nothing is one-sided. All Unknown was sorry to see Savaer leave a few months back--and yet it only strengthened our resolve to grow, to be an Unknown he'd be proud of. And through difficult times with our treaties and former allies, we were glad to see the support of our true friends, and even move to collaborate with new regions.

For a region with such a high population of the undead, Unknown is alive and well, and it delights me to say so.

Elindra Kshrlmnt Dion Diablessa
Archempress of Unknown



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Cultural Events


Unknown has adopted two new aspects to our culture.

Weekly Competitions: A slow start, but the Minister of Internal Affairs is hosting a competition every week in hopes of raising activity. Competitions range from Make your own LOLcat, poetry, and many more. Check them out!!

94 Block was elected the first official Unknown Barkeep. We congratulate him and wish him luck in keeping the soldiers well "watered."

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Unknown has several exciting events coming up: the Olympics and the Founder's Day Ball.

The Olympics will be held in several regions, including Unknown and Equilism, and will include games such as Truth or Dare and Olympic-style competitions based on WA rankings. Opening ceremonies will be held in Unknown on January eight.

The Founder's Day Ball will begin on the holiday of the same name, on January 12. Dress in style, be ready to dance, and bring your weapons.


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Treaties

Unknown has canceled its treaty with Europiea. After much deliberation, the two regions could not find an equal or pleasing solution to problems with the old treaty. Unknown is sorry that the regions could not compromise.

Unknown has also entered a treaty with the region of Equilism including military, intelligence, and cultural aspects; and a similar treaty with The Imperial Legion.


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ATTENTION


All allies and friends are called in hast!! A zombie squirrel has been let loose on Unknown's forums. We ask that you come quickly to help us re-kill this creature!!!


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Christmas Carols in Unknown



Archempress Elindra felt the Christmas Spirit this year and made a very special jingle for raiders and defenders alike!!

"Dashing through update
With a dirty pu-uppet
By the times we go
Skimming re-egions
Fendas strain their eyes
Looking for our strike
What fun it is to drink *hic* and sing
A raiding song tonight

Oh, jingle bells, TITO smells
Grubby had a cow
The FRA lost its teeth
And Uni ran away
Oh, jingle bells, TITO smells
Grubby had a cow
The FRA lost its teeth
And Uni ran away

A day or two ago
I thought I'd plan a raid
And soon bloodthirsty friends
Were raiding by my side
The targ't was sweet and fat
Misfortune seemed its lot
We jumped into their peaceful town
And then we got upsot

Oh, jingle bells, TITO smells
Grubby had a cow
The FRA lost its teeth
And Uni ran away
Oh, jingle bells, TITO smells
Grubby had a cow
The FRA lost its teeth
And Uni ran away

Oh, jingle bells, TITO smells
Grubby had a cow
The FRA lost its teeth
And Uni ran away
Oh, jingle bells, TITO smells
Grubby had a cow
The FRA lost its teeth
And Uni ran away"


Unknown citizens voted to share this with all of our allies. Hope you enjoyed it.


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Raid News.


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Unknown wanted to share Christmas spirit with others in this raid with a nice carol

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And a Christmas present for Stargate. A raid!!


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Thats all for this update. See you next month!
Written by: Kknight and Elindra

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