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The Lazarene Gazette
Topic Started: Sep 1 2009, 04:44 AM (254 Views)
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The Lazarene Gazette: 30th August 2009
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Inactivity! Oh No!
Across the Emerald City, a somber, cold wind blows, winding down the empty city streets, curling around the desolate buildings, and hovering in long-abandoned doorways. Lazarus is quiet tonight, and a traveling visitor couldn't help but glance nervously over his shoulder at the silence stalking him as he wanders through the dark and lonely alleyways.

Yet if he listened carefully and had enough courage to approach the most derelict section of Lazarus in the center of the city, he would find the muted sounds of laughter and song seeping from the cracks in the cobblestone pavement and various dirty basement windows. For the Emerald City is not dead, but slumbers quietly, dreaming of the days when its citizens frolicked freely above ground and chattered loudly enough to keep the darkness at bay. In the city's underground, the tired but cheerful citizens of Lazarus keep to themselves and hope for the day when the Emerald City wakes up and is full of life again.

The Glorious Return of Aisli
However! Thankfully and miraculously enough, a veteran Lazarene has returned to the Emerald City, bringing a splash of much-needed vitality and sparkle to the region. After a year-long absence, Aisli, former High Chamber member and flirt extraordinaire, has burst through the gates of the city with the same mischievous and flippant air as before she left.

I was privileged enough to intrude upon Aisli’s busy schedule and have her sit down for an interview.

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Hey Aisli! How the hell have ya been?
Aisli: Oh, you know, not too bad. Busy. Yourself?

The same, the same. So, are you excited to be back in Lazarus?
Aisli: Of course! I love Lazarus and always have. Lazarus is my home region, yo. It doesn’t get any better than good old Laz. I mean, you can’t beat the green. Isn’t it lovely and so cheerful?

Totally. Okay, so tell me, what have you been doing the past year? Is there a particular reason why you abruptly left NationStates?
Aisli: Um…not really. I didn’t get into a fight or anything with anybody. Real life just got ridiculously crazy, and my priorities had to change so I could get things under control. But now, now life is way easier, and I have plenty of time to pop into the world of NationStates. Yay!  I am sorry for abandoning all my fellow Lazarenes and NSers last year with no warning, though.  That wasn’t too cool of me…

Don’t worry about it, I’m sure they’re just glad that you’re back. So, got any plans? I know you used to be a fairly active member of the High Chamber…
Aisli: Well, I wasn’t planning on participating in the government this time around, or at least for awhile, but…well…we don’t have an Advocate of Foreign Enticement. And I used to be the Advocate of Foreign Enticement. So I’m thinking that, well, maybe, probably, I’ll run for that after all. You know. As a service to the region and all.

Sweet! That’s pretty awesome! And, finally, I have to say, in case you weren’t aware, that you’re really quite beautiful. It’s almost shocking how gorgeous you are.
Aisli: Awww, that’s so sweet! You don’t have to say that! I mean, I know I’m easy on the eyes and all, but you’re not too bad yourself, lady.


Sexy Lazarene Political News
The Council of Emerald City, although severely diminished in size from its former glory days, is still actively discussing several issues, all with the goal of increasing regional activity and revamping the structure of the government into something sexier and more exciting.

The biggest issue up for debate comes courtesy of Pope Lexus X: a proposal for a new constitution. The most significant change features a Senate instead of a Council. The details are still being hashed out, but it’s definitely an interesting (and sexy) idea!

There have also been several measures taken to combat inactivity among High Chamber members. Basically our new motto is, if you don’t stay active, you’re out!

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Lazarenes rejoice as Aisli returns to the Emerald City


Written by Aisli, Viscountess of Lazarus
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