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Topic Started: Aug 17 2011, 09:45 AM (544 Views)
Onelanerode
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Edited by Onelanerode, Aug 17 2011, 10:29 AM.
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LostFarmer
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No kids on a vacation, first vacation in 5 years and you want to play Scrabble and read books? If DH is like every other red blooded male, in otherwords if he is breathing, he will want one thing and lots of it. My suggestion is if it is raining have a nudist day. You don't need no stinking SCRABBLE for heavens sake! Think like a male and you will come up with plenty of activities. ;)
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Kassandra
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LostFarmer
Aug 17 2011, 09:52 AM
No kids on a vacation, first vacation in 5 years and you want to play Scrabble and read books? If DH is like every other red blooded male, in otherwords if he is breathing, he will want one thing and lots of it. My suggestion is if it is raining have a nudist day. You don't need no stinking SCRABBLE for heavens sake! Think like a male and you will come up with plenty of activities. ;)
LOL!!! My first thought was MAN+VACATION=BEER ;)
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I'm sure there will be plenty of that. *ahem*

On the off chance that he runs out of energy, or something, I was wanting a few other ideas that didn't involve checking work email. ;)
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LostFarmer
Aug 17 2011, 09:52 AM
No kids on a vacation, first vacation in 5 years and you want to play Scrabble and read books? If DH is like every other red blooded male, in otherwords if he is breathing, he will want one thing and lots of it. My suggestion is if it is raining have a nudist day. You don't need no stinking SCRABBLE for heavens sake! Think like a male and you will come up with plenty of activities. ;)
I have to agree here.
Some new skivees, a cooler full of beer, party favors.
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Aug 17 2011, 10:08 AM
LostFarmer
Aug 17 2011, 09:52 AM
No kids on a vacation, first vacation in 5 years and you want to play Scrabble and read books? If DH is like every other red blooded male, in otherwords if he is breathing, he will want one thing and lots of it. My suggestion is if it is raining have a nudist day. You don't need no stinking SCRABBLE for heavens sake! Think like a male and you will come up with plenty of activities. ;)
I have to agree here.
Some new skivees, a cooler full of beer, party favors.
LOLZ was thinking the same..... ha ha.
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Will you be sharing your holiday photos, OLR?

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Sorry I didn't mean to derail the topic. Hope you have a wonderful vacation.

Mrs. Lost informed me that I will be taking a trip to San Diego the first week of October. We are going with friends for a long weekend. First trip away without kids in 15 years. It is supposedly a celebrate 40 and 15 party for our friends. He turns 40 and they have been married 15 years. I also turn 40 in November and Mrs. Lost and I celebrate 18 years married in a few weeks.

Mrs. Lost asked if I had any plans for this vacation and I gave her the answer.... No timelines or tan lines. ;) ;) :jaw: :jaw: was her response.

Any suggestions as to how to get Mrs. Lost toss the nun habit for the weekend??? <3 :rose: :o :o
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Aug 17 2011, 11:33 AM

Any suggestions as to how to get Mrs. Lost toss the nun habit for the weekend??? <3 :rose: :o :o
Me! ME! I know!! :clap:

Do something unexpected and out of character that will stir her heart. :yes:

Hold her hand in public if you normally hate that (assuming she doesn't hate it). Tell her you love her as much as the first time you said it. Tell her you are the luckiest guy on the planet because you found her. <3 You know, something that will remind her how lucky she is to have found you and remind her that she feels that same way about you. :yes:

That assumes, of course, that you aren't already using these tactics to get lucky every Saturday night ... :teehee:
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What happened to the original post?
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Reynard Ridge
Aug 17 2011, 11:41 AM
LostFarmer
Aug 17 2011, 11:33 AM

Any suggestions as to how to get Mrs. Lost toss the nun habit for the weekend??? <3 :rose: :o :o
Me! ME! I know!! :clap:

Do something unexpected and out of character that will stir her heart. :yes:

Hold her hand in public if you normally hate that (assuming she doesn't hate it). Tell her you love her as much as the first time you said it. Tell her you are the luckiest guy on the planet because you found her. <3 You know, something that will remind her how lucky she is to have found you and remind her that she feels that same way about you. :yes:

That assumes, of course, that you aren't already using these tactics to get lucky every Saturday night ... :teehee:
Use those often as I can. I need to kick it up a notch to make as my 15 year old daughter says and EPIC event. It will be fun but I would much rather be at a draft horse hitch show that weekend..... :censored:
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LostFarmer
Aug 17 2011, 11:53 AM
Reynard Ridge
Aug 17 2011, 11:41 AM
LostFarmer
Aug 17 2011, 11:33 AM

Any suggestions as to how to get Mrs. Lost toss the nun habit for the weekend??? <3 :rose: :o :o
Me! ME! I know!! :clap:

Do something unexpected and out of character that will stir her heart. :yes:

Hold her hand in public if you normally hate that (assuming she doesn't hate it). Tell her you love her as much as the first time you said it. Tell her you are the luckiest guy on the planet because you found her. <3 You know, something that will remind her how lucky she is to have found you and remind her that she feels that same way about you. :yes:

That assumes, of course, that you aren't already using these tactics to get lucky every Saturday night ... :teehee:
Use those often as I can. I need to kick it up a notch to make as my 15 year old daughter says and EPIC event. It will be fun but I would much rather be at a draft horse hitch show that weekend..... :censored:
Now that you are so svelte, perhaps a gold thong?? I'm guessing that Mrs. Lost doesn't see that every day.

But seriously, probably all you have to do is say, "Gosh, can you believe this is the first time we've been away without the kids in 15 years?" And she will be tossing the nun habit into the wind, if she even packed it at all! ;)

Definitely DO NOT say that you'd rather be at a draft hitch show -- I'm betting that would get you nothing but multiple sleepless nights on the floor. :teehee:
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Once you go thong you'll never be...erm...uhhh...wrong. :teehee:

Ahhhhhh...the smell of leather the sting of the whip... :o :innocent: :P

How about dirty word scrabble or strip gin rummy???

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Now we know how to coax JIC out of the woodwork... just mention a gold thong!!! ;)

I guess I can derail since the OP was deleted-- Jill, how is the Tuna doing at the new place???

LF, no advice other than maybe get a nice massage together if there's a spa or give Mrs. L a nice massage yourself? Oh, and lots of vino never hurt either... :teehee:
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Watching Mr. Fishy dust the house, as he's doing right now, does it for me!!! :clap: ;) Seriously, not to sound like a crazy nitpicky wife, but if my husband picks up around the house, actually cleans, cooks, etc., that goes a long way. And if he cleaned out the garage, watch out - the neighbors would surely know it! :teehee: <3 :innocent:
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