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| Random funny story; Because I am in a bad mood, and what better way to feel better than a funny story? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 9 2011, 11:53 PM (153 Views) | |
| Reynard Ridge | Aug 9 2011, 11:53 PM Post #1 |
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Drivin' The Short Bus
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Friend of ours was a judge in a State-That-Will-Not-Be-Named-To-Protect-the-Innocent-and-Not-So family court. She's an older woman. around 70 now, and routinely faced a rather rowdy audience of miscreants, vagabonds and low life-s. One day, the fellow appearing before her, a young man of about 20, was being reprimanded by Our Heroine because at his advanced age, he had never held a job. Our Heroine shook her gavel at him and said, "Young man, I have been working since I was 12 years old! My first job was hoeing for $1 an hour! Now, if I was out doing that when I was 12, why on earth don't you have a job at 20?" Silence in the courtroom as everyone ponders the Judge, 'hoing at 12. For a measly $1 an hour. More silence in the courtroom, because, really, how do you respond to something like that? True story.
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| MissBri | Aug 10 2011, 03:33 AM Post #2 |
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But, I don't care - it's 5:00 somewhere
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Oh my goodness... I know she meant hoeing in a garden, but the miscreants in the courtroom have probably never even seen one. Too funny - |
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| DairyQueen2049 | Aug 10 2011, 04:58 AM Post #3 |
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DRAGON BREATH. DRAGGIN' BUTT
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Priceless!! Thanks for sharing RR!! |
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| Indy | Aug 10 2011, 05:54 AM Post #4 |
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You're BANNED!
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That's awesome
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| AstonMartin | Aug 10 2011, 05:56 AM Post #5 |
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Off visiting Candy Cave, be right back.
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hahahaha - i love a good legal story/ joke....
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| gunnar | Aug 10 2011, 06:37 AM Post #6 |
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You're BANNED!
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Who you calling a hoe? |
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| FlashGordon | Aug 10 2011, 06:42 AM Post #7 |
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You're BANNED!
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Ha ha... nice....! |
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| TarynJ | Aug 10 2011, 08:12 AM Post #8 |
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Guiding your way to Candy Mountain, since 1873.
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