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Random funny story; Because I am in a bad mood, and what better way to feel better than a funny story?
Topic Started: Aug 9 2011, 11:53 PM (153 Views)
Reynard Ridge
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Drivin' The Short Bus
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Friend of ours was a judge in a State-That-Will-Not-Be-Named-To-Protect-the-Innocent-and-Not-So family court. She's an older woman. around 70 now, and routinely faced a rather rowdy audience of miscreants, vagabonds and low life-s.

One day, the fellow appearing before her, a young man of about 20, was being reprimanded by Our Heroine because at his advanced age, he had never held a job.

Our Heroine shook her gavel at him and said, "Young man, I have been working since I was 12 years old! My first job was hoeing for $1 an hour! Now, if I was out doing that when I was 12, why on earth don't you have a job at 20?"

Silence in the courtroom as everyone ponders the Judge, 'hoing at 12. For a measly $1 an hour.

More silence in the courtroom, because, really, how do you respond to something like that? :teehee:

True story. :yes:
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MissBri
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But, I don't care - it's 5:00 somewhere
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Oh my goodness... I know she meant hoeing in a garden, but the miscreants in the courtroom have probably never even seen one. Too funny -
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DairyQueen2049
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DRAGON BREATH. DRAGGIN' BUTT
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Priceless!! Thanks for sharing RR!!
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Indy
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You're BANNED!
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That's awesome :teehee: :teehee:
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AstonMartin
Off visiting Candy Cave, be right back.
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hahahaha - i love a good legal story/ joke.... :)
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gunnar
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You're BANNED!
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Who you calling a hoe?
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FlashGordon
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You're BANNED!
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Ha ha... nice....!
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TarynJ
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Guiding your way to Candy Mountain, since 1873.
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:rofl:

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