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The Black Bra; Humor
Topic Started: Sep 27 2010, 06:56 AM (161 Views)
DairyQueen2049
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DRAGON BREATH. DRAGGIN' BUTT
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hree Friends and the Black Bra
(As Told By A Woman)


I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 30+
Years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men
By greeting them at the door
Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We
Agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.


My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black
Leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing
A raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word,
But he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,


"What's for dinner, Zorro?"
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onwego
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You're BANNED!
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:rofl: :rofl:
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Copper Leaf
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Is the meadow on fire?
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:teehee:
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LostFarmer
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That sounds like our house.
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