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| PG - Funny Story about my brother; The joys of having small children. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 30 2010, 05:33 PM (564 Views) | |
| Witchy | Mar 30 2010, 05:33 PM Post #1 |
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My brother is divorced and had to work last night, so my father babysat his two kids. My dad, is affectionatly known to us as Uncle Buck when he babysits, since he's not exactly attentitve. He let the kids sleep in my brothers bedroom and didn't notice that they were rifleing though drawers and cabinets instead of going to sleep. Well, this morning my brother's ex-wife gets a call from school that her 6 year old daughter was passing out condoms to her friends as baloons. You can guess how well that went over with the teachers and ex. The school didn't say anything to his daughter about it, they just collected the condoms and threw them away.Little did they know, she had more in her bookbag, and since no one told her it wasn't someting she should be giving out to her friends, she proceeded to give them to the kids on her afterschool daycare bus. So now my brother gets another call from the daycare about the condoms and he has to go and pick her up after work. Of course the daycare is staffed by a bunch of 20 something girls, so he said the "Walk of Shame" through the center to pick her up was truly fun.
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| Boston | Mar 30 2010, 05:52 PM Post #2 |
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It'll be an adventure! We're going on an adventure!
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OMG Best story ever!!! Thank you for sharing I needed that laugh!!!
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| Indy | Mar 30 2010, 05:56 PM Post #3 |
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You're BANNED!
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LOL! That's awesome. I just hope for the kids' sake they didn't try to blow up any of the ones with the spermicide on them...your mouth can go numb when you do that...not that I've EVER made condom balloons before or anything of that sort
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| onwego | Mar 30 2010, 06:02 PM Post #4 |
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My sister is a kindergarten teacher and one day found some of her students on the playground trying to blow up a used condom like a balloon
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| FlashGordon | Mar 30 2010, 06:15 PM Post #5 |
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You're BANNED!
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LOL LOL that just totally made my night.... your poor brother!!! Onwego... OMG...
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| RNB | Mar 30 2010, 08:27 PM Post #6 |
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Guiding your way to Candy Mountain, since 1873.
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| kimheller | Mar 31 2010, 03:15 AM Post #7 |
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I am so busy I am not sure if I lost a horse or found a lead rope?
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BUT way to funny!!!! gotta LOVE kids!!!!!
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| kimheller | Mar 31 2010, 03:16 AM Post #8 |
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I am so busy I am not sure if I lost a horse or found a lead rope?
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| Little Diva | Mar 31 2010, 04:38 AM Post #9 |
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I LOVE IT!
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| Corey94 | Mar 31 2010, 05:28 AM Post #10 |
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Off visiting Candy Cave, be right back.
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So funny, Witchy! Thanks for sharing....
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| headlesshorseman | Mar 31 2010, 05:53 AM Post #11 |
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FIRST OF ALL....I'd like you to give your brother a HUGE PAT ON THE BACK for THINKING/KNOWING he'd NEED the "Sam's Club" BOX of Condoms....Buying if Bulk WHEN YOU NEED IT...does pay off.. That is a super FUNNY....THE innocence of a CHILD is priceless!!! HH
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| Witchy | Mar 31 2010, 06:51 AM Post #12 |
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You're BANNED!
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Too funny. I didn't even think of the aspect that everyone is probably wondering how the kid had so many. That makes it even more funny.
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| Corey94 | Mar 31 2010, 07:08 AM Post #13 |
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Off visiting Candy Cave, be right back.
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Speaks volumes of the bedroom prowess of your brother, doesn't it?!
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| Delia | Mar 31 2010, 07:33 AM Post #14 |
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Or wishful thinking(!) That story is just priceless. It would have been even funnier if your bro had made your Dad pick the daughter up from daycare. The teachers would have been like, "Dang, grandpa is a player!" |
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| Bearhunter | Mar 31 2010, 07:52 AM Post #15 |
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Magical Leopluridon
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Hilarious! |
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You can guess how well that went over with the teachers and ex. The school didn't say anything to his daughter about it, they just collected the condoms and threw them away.





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