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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 15 2009, 10:58 AM (446 Views) | |
| Copper Leaf | Mar 15 2009, 10:58 AM Post #1 |
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Is the meadow on fire?
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Not sure id this is true... but if it is!When you have an 'I Hate My Job day' [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days] Try this out: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it w ill not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. ' Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &Johnson.' HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ###### THAN YOURS! .........Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart; Maybe you should go and work for Johnson & Johnson!!!!! |
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| La Gringa | Mar 15 2009, 11:20 AM Post #2 |
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Starving Artist
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| thetoothpick&oliveshow | Mar 15 2009, 01:59 PM Post #3 |
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Off visiting Candy Cave, be right back.
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Edited by thetoothpick&oliveshow, Mar 15 2009, 01:59 PM.
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| onwego | Mar 15 2009, 04:08 PM Post #4 |
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You're BANNED!
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almost tempting enough to make me go buy one just to see |
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| macmtn | Mar 15 2009, 05:33 PM Post #5 |
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Owned by an Arabian ghost
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***SNORK** THANKS-I cannot get THAT picture out of my head now...
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| groomette | Mar 15 2009, 05:36 PM Post #6 |
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Lost in La La Land
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LOL! |
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| Fish Cheeks | Mar 15 2009, 06:09 PM Post #7 |
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You're BANNED!
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OMG, I have lots of "I hate my job days" and being a rectal thermometer tester some days might be better than working with my a-hole bosses!
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| Darwin | Mar 15 2009, 06:33 PM Post #8 |
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Schooling
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LOL hahaha |
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| Casey1 | Mar 16 2009, 10:23 AM Post #9 |
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Magical Leopluridon
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LOL I am glad I do not have that job! |
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| onthebit | Mar 16 2009, 11:56 AM Post #10 |
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Off visiting Candy Cave, be right back.
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| Witchy | Mar 16 2009, 12:03 PM Post #11 |
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You're BANNED!
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Here's a really gross one for you. I used to work in adverstising and when the scented pantyliners came out, in order to advertise that they prevented odor, we had to hire people to smell them....I have no idea where they got the people from, but they did find people willing to do it. |
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| Indy | Mar 16 2009, 12:18 PM Post #12 |
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You're BANNED!
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They were unused, right? (Indy now retrieves her mind from the gutter) |
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| Copper Leaf | Mar 16 2009, 12:20 PM Post #13 |
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Is the meadow on fire?
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ummmm...
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| tarragon | Mar 16 2009, 12:55 PM Post #14 |
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It'll be an adventure! We're going on an adventure!
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That's funny, Fishy- I was thinking the same thing about my job.
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| Witchy | Mar 16 2009, 03:42 PM Post #15 |
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You're BANNED!
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No they were not. How gross is that. They had the same people wear them and then smell them. No one had to smell someone elses. Still it's SO GROSS! Edited by Witchy, Mar 16 2009, 03:43 PM.
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