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| OpticalIllusion | Mar 13 2009, 04:58 AM Post #1 |
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POTATO PROSTITUTES Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. One is a prostitute. How can you tell which one is the prostitute? Hold on...... You're gonna love it... It's the one with the little sticker that says... I - DA - HO |
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| MissBri | Mar 13 2009, 05:00 AM Post #2 |
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But, I don't care - it's 5:00 somewhere
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TOO Funny in a warped sense! I actually groaned!
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| zbar | Mar 13 2009, 05:04 AM Post #3 |
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It'll be an adventure! We're going on an adventure!
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HEHEHEHE! Cute !
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| Indy | Mar 13 2009, 05:45 AM Post #4 |
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You're BANNED!
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LOL
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| MissBri | Mar 13 2009, 06:05 AM Post #5 |
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But, I don't care - it's 5:00 somewhere
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A few more - I've seen one or two of these before - but some are new One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started..... ************************************************************************ My wife walked into the den & asked "Whats on the tv?" I replied "Dust". And that's how the fight started..... ************************************************************************ A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' And that's how the fight started..... ************************************************************************ My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds. I bought her a scale. And that's how the fight started..... ************************************************************************ I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?' And that's when the fight started.... ************************************************************************ My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.' So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.' And that's when the fight started.... ************************************************************************ I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream. And that's when the fight started..... ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for herself.' And that's when the fight started..... |
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| OpticalIllusion | Mar 13 2009, 07:30 AM Post #6 |
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You're BANNED!
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| Indy | Mar 13 2009, 07:36 AM Post #7 |
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You're BANNED!
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| Buryinghill1 | Mar 13 2009, 07:52 AM Post #8 |
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David Beckham is celebrating; "43 days, 43 days!" he shouts happily. Posh asks him why he's celebrating. He answers "Well Honey, I've done this jigsaw in only 43 days." "And that's good?" asks Posh. "You bet Hon" says David."It says 3 to 6 years on the box." |
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| thetoothpick&oliveshow | Mar 13 2009, 01:55 PM Post #9 |
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Off visiting Candy Cave, be right back.
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Very funny! (all of you) |
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I actually groaned!


9:50 AM Jul 13