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Hurmor for a Monday; G rated
Topic Started: Jan 12 2009, 07:05 AM (134 Views)
DairyQueen2049
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DRAGON BREATH. DRAGGIN' BUTT
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Judge Gives 7 year old Right to Decide:

Detroit , MI (AP) - A seven-year ol d boy was at the center of a Wayne County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparen ts, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder
of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Detroit Lions, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

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Buryinghill1
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You're BANNED!
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YEAH!!!
I knew Michiganers had a wicked sense o' humor ;)
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Renn/aissance
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Hakuna matata!
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SNORK! :lol:
Edited by Renn/aissance, Jan 12 2009, 08:01 AM.
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vxf111
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You're BANNED!
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Hee hee!
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Darwin
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Schooling
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bahahaha I was reading this thinking OMG!then read the rest.... Very funny!
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MissBri
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But, I don't care - it's 5:00 somewhere
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Ha ha ha ha VERY GOOD!
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