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| Oh Look! Here's one of LGW at Upperville... | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 10 2008, 12:41 PM (518 Views) | |
| RHowell | Jun 10 2008, 12:41 PM Post #1 |
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You're BANNED!
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http://www.peggyjsmith.com/99U08Candidalbum/slides/U08T-4456.html (kidding, kidding) |
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| Ethan & Ella's Mom | Jun 10 2008, 01:52 PM Post #2 |
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Off visiting Candy Cave, be right back.
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That will be her with the two Es crawling all over her at Loundon. Hey, you volunteered!!!
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| RHowell | Jun 11 2008, 08:01 AM Post #3 |
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You're BANNED!
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LGW is SOOOOOOOO good with the children. E and E I'm sure will never want to come home |
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| ThePrayerList | Jun 11 2008, 08:25 AM Post #4 |
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I Visited Candy Mountain and All I Got Was This Lousy Incision
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RH, I owe you an apology. I thought you were the one with the lovechild. When I was told it was the 'new' person at that barn I assumed it was you. Congrats LGW! Now I know why I didn't see you more at Upperville. |
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| RHowell | Jun 11 2008, 08:31 AM Post #5 |
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You're BANNED!
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Lovechild? thePrayerList, as an attorney, and handling estate matters at that, you should know that a child born to a married woman is a presumptive child of that marriage, even if the child really has a babydaddy. |
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| LGW | Jun 11 2008, 10:24 AM Post #6 |
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Shunnnnn the unbeliever. Shunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
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My mothering skills are superb. 1.) Mary Patrick has never gone hungry when I am around. She will also be wearing a Lily dress with custom Eliza B flips for a special event in August. I just need to convince her to stop wearing flip flops and losing toe nails when a horse steps on her so she can get a pretty pedicure as well. 2.) When I was watching a junior rider a couple of years ago, it was NOT my fault the parental units did not hang special instructions around her neck. How was I to know she suffered from extreme hyper activity and her medication called for no caffeine? She really enjoyed downing that 16oz Mountain Dew I bought for her. 3.) Now I know you must dilute apple juice when giving it to a toddler. Again ... I was handed no instructions regarding the Mount Saint Helen's explosion that would occur from the diaper if I gave straight apple juice. 4.) In college, I would occassionally babysit my old trainer's two young boys. Again ... not my fault the younger one would remove diaper and poop under the dining room table. I was too busy trying to untie my hands/feet after the older one wanted to play Cowboys and Indians. I see their names in horse show results so I assume all turned out well. 5.) Again, not my fault if a jumper rider decides to leave three strides out going to a jump and I happen to say "Oh shit" ... in front of my 3 yr. old god daughter who quickly learns new words. June Cleaver really has nothing on me. Edited by LGW, Jun 11 2008, 10:26 AM.
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| Spread The Word | Jun 11 2008, 04:21 PM Post #7 |
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Weanling
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Are 1 and 2 related, by any chance? 3.) But LGW... you do know the effects of apple juice... remember? You told me that's your breakfast every morning 5.) Do the words "beer" and "lush" ring any bells? And if LGW did have kids, Poogan the JRT would not have the closet of clothes that he does... although a certain sweater is somewhere on the Side of Rt.2, if I recall correctly... I'll probably lose my outfit due to this post
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| LGW | Jun 11 2008, 07:02 PM Post #8 |
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Shunnnnn the unbeliever. Shunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
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When David and I were driving back from lunch two weeks ago, it was determine that Poogan's sweater was probably picked up by the man, on Rt. 2 who wears an ankle bracklet. As for my June Cleaver endeavors, the god daughter is still instructed to call RBK "Mrs. Kennedy" or "Mrs. Rachel'. She can call her Rachel when RBK tells her to do so. In the meantime, I know I will get this , but it makes me laugh (especially since I had to have dinner tonight with an in law).
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| RHowell | Jun 11 2008, 07:18 PM Post #9 |
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You're BANNED!
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I'll buy Poogan a Burberry outfit if you get the kid to call her "Mrs. Chestnut Mare." ![]() (no, i'm not a trouble maker, not at all )
Edited by RHowell, Jun 11 2008, 07:20 PM.
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| Spread The Word | Jun 11 2008, 08:07 PM Post #10 |
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Weanling
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Believe me, it can be done. For some reason, the kid adores the 2 people who will probably get her in the most trouble she'll ever get into... |
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, but it makes me laugh (especially since I had to have dinner tonight with an in law).


12:12 PM Jul 11