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My Catsitter is a Whack Job; Update pg 2: I think I'm a nut magnet...
Topic Started: Apr 11 2008, 10:35 AM (687 Views)
Fenway
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Guiding your way to Candy Mountain, since 1873.
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vxf111
Apr 11 2008, 10:41 AM
There was a moment when 'whack' meant good,

reference Kris Kross lyrics... "inside out is wickety wickety wickety whack" (translation: it is cool to wear your clothes inside out)

So DQ, maybe your newphews are just a bit behind the times

That made me spit water all over my monitor. :lol:
Kris Kross! HA! :lol: I had forgotten about them!
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Lawndart
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seal harbor
Apr 11 2008, 01:42 PM
kady05
Apr 11 2008, 11:21 AM
Some people are just.. crazy.

some? The more I meet people the more I want to stay home and lock my doors. Of course some are harmless. The others - should be put on a boat so they can drive each other nuts. :psycho:


I have felt like this for years. I would love to put a huge gate at the end of the drive, but we get too many drop ins for DH's business.

I'm not a joiner, don't want to be part of a group, just let me alone on my farm, where I'm happy. <_< I can be sociable if I HAVE to, but it seems like every time I venture out of here, I run into one of the Crazies. :censored: I think they lurk at the grocery, just waiting for me...or anyone who makes eye contact. Gotta remember not to make eye contact :innocent:
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TarynJ
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Ok, I'm surrounded.

I ran into a neighbour on my way in today. I can't remember her name. Rain, or Moon, or Rainbow or something. Remember I live in Vancouver, Canada. We have a lot of Hippie Offspring. I even live in an area that's consdiered very "granola"... lots of fleece and socks in birkenstocks.

But I digress. I once got cornered by her on my way in from the barn - I was sweaty, smelled bad, and had an arm full of groceries and a saddle. Now Everytime I run into her, she goes "HIIIIII SWEEEEEEEETIE!!!! How's my favourite horse rider today???". Remember when I said I can't remember her freakin' name???

Well, now she wants to come to the barn with me one day. :jaw:

no no no No No No NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!

She said she's been thinking "Wonderful thoughts" about riding, and wants to see me ride because she's sure I'm WONDERFUL! Erm, I'm making the big debut in the 2'3" jumper ring next week, with the goal of hitting a BN event by end of season. As in, I'm not that good.

Thankfully she floated off because her friends were waiting for her in the van. No, I am not kidding.

HOW THE HELL DO I ATTRACT THESE PEOPLE?!?!?!? And most importantly, what am I going to do if I get to my car tomorrow and she's there, waiting to come with me??? :o
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RNB
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seal harbor
Apr 11 2008, 02:42 PM
kady05
Apr 11 2008, 11:21 AM
Some people are just.. crazy.

some? The more I meet people the more I want to stay home and lock my doors. Of course some are harmless. The others - should be put on a boat so they can drive each other nuts. :psycho:

Amen sister!!!
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RHowell
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don't joke about throwing your pet off the balcony. friends had a dog sitter who went mad and dropped their dog (who was an angel) off their balcony. fortunately someone in another condo unit saw it out the window and was able to provide testimony of what happened (she said the toy sized dog lept over the railing)....so, be thankful your pet sitter isn't throwing your dog off the balcony. they've never quite recovered emotionally from that :,(
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TarynJ
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RHowell
Apr 12 2008, 04:21 AM
don't joke about throwing your pet off the balcony. friends had a dog sitter who went mad and dropped their dog (who was an angel) off their balcony. fortunately someone in another condo unit saw it out the window and was able to provide testimony of what happened (she said the toy sized dog lept over the railing)....so, be thankful your pet sitter isn't throwing your dog off the balcony. they've never quite recovered emotionally from that :,(

HOLY CRAP. I guess not! This is why keep even my flaky cat sitter...

(It's been a running joke in my family for years thast we were going to turn the cats into slipper linings, wring their furry little necks etc. Don't worry, it won't ever happen.)
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