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Horsie Humor; to brighten up a dull day
Topic Started: Apr 11 2008, 04:27 AM (132 Views)
Lawndart
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A little Horsie Humor:

Two 90-year-old women, Rose and Barb, had been friends all of their lives.

When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited her every day. One day
Barb said, 'Rose, we both loved riding horses all our lives. Please do me
one favor. When you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's
horseback riding there.'

Rose looked up at Barb from her deathbed and said, 'Barb, you've been my
best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor
for you.'

Shortly after that, Rose passed on.

At midnight a few nights later, Barb was awakened from a sound sleep by a
blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to her, 'Barb, Barb!'

'Who is it ?' asked Barb, sitting up suddenly. 'Who is it?' 'Barb - - it's
me, Rose.' 'You're not Rose. Rose just died.'

'I'm telling you, it's me, Rose,' insisted the voice. 'Rose! Where are you?'

'In Heaven,' replied Rose. 'I have some really good news and a little bad
news.'

'Tell me the good news first,' said Barb

'The good news,' Rose said, 'is that there's horseback riding in Heaven.
Better yet, all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too.
Better than that, we're all young again.
Even better still, it's always springtime, and it never rains or snows.
And best of all, we can ride all we want, and we never get tired.'

'That's fantastic,' said Barb. 'It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's
the bad news?'

'You're scheduled to lead the trail ride up here next Tuesday.'
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:lol: OK, I'd like to thank you for the giggle fit that caused me to spill my coffee! ;)

Seriously, that was very cute! And, hey, if you find out you're gonna go, how can it be BAD with all that horse-ness going on??? S'ok with ME! :innocent:
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Ummm... I don't know why but that made me cry, I think it was the part about meeting our old friends in heaven that did it. Oh well!
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:hug: AtLast :hug:

Awww, sorry this made you cry AL...I totally get that myself. But, honestly, wouldn't BE heaven if we all could meet up again and hang with our favorite ponies and critters? :cloud9:

At any rate...huggies, girl! :rose:
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:hug: AtLast :hug:

Awww, sorry this made you cry AL...I totally get that myself. But, honestly, wouldn't BE heaven if we all could meet up again and hang with our favorite ponies and critters? :cloud9:

At any rate...huggies, girl! :rose:

Awwww... thank you!!!! BTW, I LOVE your Chi!
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AtLast!!! :hug: :hug:
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And, AtLast, I believe we have a mu-CHI-wal admiration society going as I LOF your CHI!

Chi moms unite! :clap: :one: :cheer:
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