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NONONONONO!!!! NOT (sniff) JOHNNY!!!!&
Topic Started: Apr 9 2008, 02:45 PM (369 Views)
mareseatoats
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:,( :,( :,( :,( :,( :,( My fantasy is gone... :( :lonely:

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Augh. There's always the big "D". Not divorce....we could kill her! :innocent:

Good for him. I didn't think they would ever tie the knot!
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I'm always the first one to suggest JD as one of TOC's infamous "cabana boys," but this chaps my a$$:

“For all intents and purposes, we are married.” But, he assured, “If she ever said, ‘Hey, let’s get hitched,’ I would do it in a second.”

An insider claims that’s just what happened. “Vanessa recently told Johnny that she would love to have a wedding,” a source close to the Paradis-Depp family told Life & Style. “Johnny loves Vanessa very much, and he said if that’s what would make her happy, then he’d marry her.”


I guess I'm just old school, but if I were Vanessa, I'd tell him to go pound sand after those remarks. On the other hand, they already have TWO children, so what took her so long?
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I'm hoping that I never have to say, "Hey, let's get hitched"...ever! <_<
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Now, now, now, Maresy...here's a kleenex, that's right---sniff, and dry your eyes, girl. :hug:

AFTER ALL, when we're calling for Cabana Boys, has it dawned on you that sometimes we're asking for DEAD Cabana Boys?

And, so, what's more difficult? Married or dead? :huh:

(Ok, so let's not go there... :unsure: )

Anyhoo, he's had two kids with her...that's off-putting right there in the fantasy dept... :o

Gotta say he's not sounding ecstatic over this "marriage" stuff... :rolleyes:

Oh, well, doesn't ruin MY fantasy! Mr. Depp...another Pina Colada! ;) :innocent:
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3Bays, thank you for that. I should really learn not to overthink things!

Make that TWO Pina Coladas, JD. Yes, of course, they should be made with ice cream...how dare you even ask!!! Any my friend 3Bays needs a backrub immediately thereafter.

How's that, 3Bays?
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I don't find her all that. I mean she is pretty, but he is something a little extraordinary. Certainly, if she was engaged to the average Joe in the neighborhood, everyone would think she was pretty, but for him? It is like he went shopping at Wal-Mart instead of Neimans.

I wonder what she has/does that makes him stay? :teehee:
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Ooooh, the back rub sounds GREAT, OTF!!! Works for ME!

And, so, another great Cabana Boy is off to fetch our bevvies...now, where's Maresy...is she ok?

Won For Me...WalMart instead of Neiman's!!! :P :lol: :P :lol:

So long as she's not the Kmart Blue Light Special! :point: :teehee:
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I can her a collective world-wide WAHHHHHHHHH! :P
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A night of drowning my sorrows in tears has washed the sadness right out of me.

Married (with kinder)? Dead? There's a difference? :nyah:

Johnny, m'luv, I'd like a mimosa to go with my Thursday morning backrub, tyvm. :cloud9:
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3Bays
Apr 9 2008, 03:42 PM
Now, now, now, Maresy...here's a kleenex, that's right---sniff, and dry your eyes, girl. :hug:

AFTER ALL, when we're calling for Cabana Boys, has it dawned on you that sometimes we're asking for DEAD Cabana Boys?

And, so, what's more difficult? Married or dead? :huh:

(Ok, so let's not go there... :unsure: )

Anyhoo, he's had two kids with her...that's off-putting right there in the fantasy dept... :o

Gotta say he's not sounding ecstatic over this "marriage" stuff... :rolleyes:

Oh, well, doesn't ruin MY fantasy! Mr. Depp...another Pina Colada! ;) :innocent:

3 bays thank you for those bits of wisdom. :hug:

Fantasy is fantasy after all. Married, dead, young, old - even Robert Redford ;)

I can see your points OTF :angry: - my real man better want me! :rose: - but Mr Fantasy - meh.
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Fenway
Apr 9 2008, 06:23 PM
I'm hoping that I never have to say, "Hey, let's get hitched"...ever! <_<

Even if you were saying it to Johnny? :innocent:

For all you Johnny fans--my mom saw him this week while he was filming in Aurora, IL. She was at the err.. uhh gambling boat & he was filming in the theatre across from it. She came out about midnight & people were piled up cause he was coming out to meet & greet after shooting. She said he was very polite & posed for pics & talked with people. She did call him "puny" & that he was wearing his dark rimmed glasses--almost nerdy like. She didn't know why, but his face was almost glowing like & that was what struck her most. Wasn't sure if that's his real complexion or if he still had make-up on.

Then she had to wait for his tour bus to leave (he was the only 1 to get a bus) & actually ended up following it in traffic for awhile on the way home. I told her that was a little too stalker like. :psycho:
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