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A women's prayer; A man's prayer
Topic Started: Mar 14 2008, 01:47 PM (151 Views)
LostFarmer
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Oh so true....

A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute, gymnast, nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a darn.
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Fenway
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LostFarmer
Mar 14 2008, 12:47 PM
Oh so true....

A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


I have one of those. :cloud9:

Unfortunately for him, I'm nothing like the man's prayer--except for the boobs part. And I like to drink. :lol:
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3Bays
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Lost Farmer, dude, you are ON a roll today!!! Good one...I'm printing that out for the hubby...he'll get a belly laugh there! Thanks for the giggle! :innocent:

(PS: edited to add that I was a lucky girl and got the man in the woman's prayer!)
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stephjm
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LostFarmer, you sure come up with some good ones!! :lol:

Yes I am lucky enough to have found my answer to the first prayer. :cloud9:
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bronson
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:lol: :P
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