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| A women's prayer; A man's prayer | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 14 2008, 01:47 PM (151 Views) | |
| LostFarmer | Mar 14 2008, 01:47 PM Post #1 |
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Magical Leopluridon
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Oh so true.... A WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute, gymnast, nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a darn. |
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| Fenway | Mar 14 2008, 01:59 PM Post #2 |
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Guiding your way to Candy Mountain, since 1873.
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I have one of those. Unfortunately for him, I'm nothing like the man's prayer--except for the boobs part. And I like to drink. :lol: |
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| 3Bays | Mar 14 2008, 04:38 PM Post #3 |
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You're BANNED!
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Lost Farmer, dude, you are ON a roll today!!! Good one...I'm printing that out for the hubby...he'll get a belly laugh there! Thanks for the giggle!
(PS: edited to add that I was a lucky girl and got the man in the woman's prayer!) |
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| stephjm | Mar 14 2008, 05:56 PM Post #4 |
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It'll be an adventure! We're going on an adventure!
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LostFarmer, you sure come up with some good ones!! :lol: Yes I am lucky enough to have found my answer to the first prayer.
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| bronson | Mar 14 2008, 06:11 PM Post #5 |
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Off visiting Candy Cave, be right back.
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:lol:
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