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| DairyQueen2049 | Mar 12 2008, 05:16 AM Post #1 |
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DRAGON BREATH. DRAGGIN' BUTT
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Two men from Texas were driving through Wyoming when they got pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick. "What the hell was that for?" the driver asked. "You're in Wyoming, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in Wyoming, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car." "I'm sorry, officer!" the driver said, "I'm from Texas and don't know your laws here." The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back. Then the trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick. "What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands." "Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper. "Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked. "Because, I know you Texas people," the trooper says... "Two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!'" |
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| headlesshorseman | Mar 12 2008, 05:20 AM Post #2 |
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You're BANNED!
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HEY NOW....I resemble that remark Puut Ding.. HH
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| Fenway | Mar 12 2008, 05:57 AM Post #3 |
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Guiding your way to Candy Mountain, since 1873.
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Lol. I almost didn't believe that was clean. :lol: True?? All of you Texas people?? |
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| LostFarmer | Mar 12 2008, 07:35 AM Post #4 |
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Magical Leopluridon
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The Love story of Edna and Ralph Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Edna and Ralph were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Edna suddenly jumped into the deep end. She sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Ralph promptly jumped in to save her. He swam to the bottom and pulled her out. When the Nurse Director became aware of Ralph's heroic act she immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered him to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Ralph the news she said, 'Ralph, I have good news and bad news.' The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Edna hung herself in the bathroom with her bathrobe belt right after you saved her. I am so sorry, but she's dead.' Ralph replied, 'She didn't hang herself, I put her there to dry. How soon can I go home?' |
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