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Adult Humor; Sex Survey
Topic Started: Feb 11 2008, 12:47 PM (193 Views)
DairyQueen2049
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DRAGON BREATH. DRAGGIN' BUTT
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Results of a recent research show that there are 7 kinds of sex.

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet
Someone and you both have sex until you are
Blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner
For a short time and you are so needy you will
Have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner
For a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and
You usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
* This is when you have been with your partner
For too long. When you pass each other in the
Hallway you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun
In the afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any
More. She takes you to court and screws you
In front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
* You get a little each month.
But not enough to enjoy your self.

PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN
I have enough problems of my own
:teehee:
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DairyQueen2049
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DRAGON BREATH. DRAGGIN' BUTT
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Top ten things overheard at Cheney's birthday party

10. "Medic!"
9. "That's nice — a card from Osama"
8. "He must be happy — he's sneering from ear to ear"
7. "MMMMM! chocolate cake with Lipitor frosting"
6. "Clear!"
5. "Dick, you don't look a day over 93"
4. "Hey, his daughter is making out with Condoleeza"
3. "Instead of a pinata, we're gonna beat a Gitmo inmate"
2. "How about a rousing chorus of 'For He's a Miserable, Old Prick!"
1. "Duck!"
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jillincolorado
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You're BANNED!
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:clap: :clap: :clap:

Thanks DQ!
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Buryinghill1
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You're BANNED!
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"






(I didn't vote for him. phew)
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Fenway
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Guiding your way to Candy Mountain, since 1873.
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buryinghill1
Feb 11 2008, 03:36 PM

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"






(I didn't vote for him. phew)

My Dad sent that to me a while ago. It still makes me laugh because I FIRMLY believe that it's a true story. :lol:
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mareseatoats
Thomas H. Cruise!
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DQ & BH1, :one:


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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