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Topic Started: Nov 27 2007, 09:00 PM (249 Views)
Hackinaround
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We're on a bridge, Chaaaaaaaaarlie!
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Sheath Cleaning Song

To the tune of "If you're happy and you know it"...

If it's hanging and you see it, lube your hands
If it's hanging and you see it, lube your hands
If it's hanging and you see it
Grab it quick, it's time to clean it,
If it's hanging and you see it, lube your hands.

If it's peely and it's crusty, pick it off
If it's peely and it's crusty, pick it off
If it's peely and it's crusty
and the smell is kind of musty,
If it's peely and it's crusty, pick it off

If his weenie has a beanie, pick it out
If his weenie has a beanie, pick it out
If his weener has a beaner
Pull it out and he'll be cleaner,
If his weenie has a beenie, dig it out

Now he's happy and you know it, wash your hands
Now he's happy and you know it, wash your hands
It's a job that's kind of kinky
And now your hands are really stinky,
But he's happy and you know it, wash your hands.



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Fish Cheeks
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You're BANNED!
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Perfect! Especially considering we did sheath cleanin today!!
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SadiesMom
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Is the meadow on fire?
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Great song! I know this sounds weird, but I like cleaning sheaths. I'm one of those picker kind of people anyway and getting a big old bean out is like finding the golden egg at Easter.
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snaffle
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Is the meadow on fire?
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bwaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

I'm laughin' so hard, I'm cryin'. But I'm trying not to cry out loud because two of my staff are still here at the office...and they're guys....and they just wouldn't understand.
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Appyoverfences
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I Visited Candy Mountain and All I Got Was This Lousy Incision
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Ok that was so good I had to print for the office wall (horsey people) do tell though, your avatar? especially made for the song? :P
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