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| Hackinaround | Nov 27 2007, 09:00 PM Post #1 |
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We're on a bridge, Chaaaaaaaaarlie!
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Sheath Cleaning Song To the tune of "If you're happy and you know it"... If it's hanging and you see it, lube your hands If it's hanging and you see it, lube your hands If it's hanging and you see it Grab it quick, it's time to clean it, If it's hanging and you see it, lube your hands. If it's peely and it's crusty, pick it off If it's peely and it's crusty, pick it off If it's peely and it's crusty and the smell is kind of musty, If it's peely and it's crusty, pick it off If his weenie has a beanie, pick it out If his weenie has a beanie, pick it out If his weener has a beaner Pull it out and he'll be cleaner, If his weenie has a beenie, dig it out Now he's happy and you know it, wash your hands Now he's happy and you know it, wash your hands It's a job that's kind of kinky And now your hands are really stinky, But he's happy and you know it, wash your hands. |
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| Fish Cheeks | Nov 27 2007, 09:03 PM Post #2 |
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You're BANNED!
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Perfect! Especially considering we did sheath cleanin today!! |
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| SadiesMom | Nov 27 2007, 10:34 PM Post #3 |
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Is the meadow on fire?
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Great song! I know this sounds weird, but I like cleaning sheaths. I'm one of those picker kind of people anyway and getting a big old bean out is like finding the golden egg at Easter. |
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| snaffle | Nov 28 2007, 06:02 PM Post #4 |
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Is the meadow on fire?
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bwaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! I'm laughin' so hard, I'm cryin'. But I'm trying not to cry out loud because two of my staff are still here at the office...and they're guys....and they just wouldn't understand. |
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| Appyoverfences | Nov 30 2007, 08:50 PM Post #5 |
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I Visited Candy Mountain and All I Got Was This Lousy Incision
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Ok that was so good I had to print for the office wall (horsey people) do tell though, your avatar? especially made for the song?
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