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Top Ten reasons that horse are better than boys; Help with a scrapbook page
Topic Started: Sep 28 2007, 03:49 PM (1,599 Views)
Bearx2
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I am working on a scrapbook page featuring all the girls at the barn with their horses. I am thinking of having a list of ten reasons why horses are better then boys with the pictures surrounding it. The only problem is that for the life of me I can't come up with cute witty (and clean ) reasons that horses are better then boys! ( I know how hard can this be!) So any and suggestions that you fine folks have would be greatly appreciated.
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macmtn
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Horses will listen to :woot: you...
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Fish Cheeks
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Horses smell better.

Horses are quiet and understand your need for quiet.

Horses are a reflection of you, for good or bad, and have so many lessons to teach besides riding.

Horses are forgiving.

Horses don't care what you look like or how you dress or how much money you have or how popular you are.

Horses aren't judgemental.

There is nothing like the feeling of a good ride, whether it is meandering through the woods exploring new territory, or finding the perfect distance - when the two of you are in synch it is the definition of harmony.

Horses are matter of fact and don't lie.

A horse will never steal your money and leave you.

Horses are better looking.

Horses don't leave their crap all over the house.

Horses are softer to pet and running your fingers through their hair is better than a man's.

You can play beauty parlor with your boy horses and their egos don't get in the way.

Horses are patient.

Geez, have I come up with enough? :teehee: :nyah:

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Renn/aissance
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Hakuna matata!
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The only reason a horse wants to get into your pants is to see if there are peppermints in your pockets.

Oh wait, you said clean. :teehee:

Horses do not have belching competitions with other horses.

Horses will not ditch you for a tall, buxom blonde, because they know that you have carrots and that makes you the better person.

No one has ever waited by the phone sobbing, waiting for a horse to call them. However, when you call the horse from the field, even if he doesn't come, he will probably look glad to see you.
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Bearx2
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These are great! Kepping them coming. :clap:
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Horses never get a higher grade than you do in algebra. Or French. Or history.
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We're on a bridge, Chaaaaaaaaarlie!
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Horses won't ignore you and go off and play video games. (Playstation 2 is going to be the end of me.) :argh:
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A horse always has a soft shoulder to cry on :)
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