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Men in kilts
Topic Started: Sep 26 2007, 12:08 PM (968 Views)
heineken
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Um...Jill...is the man in kilt who is not yours single? Interested in the DC area? ;)
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DairyQueen2049
Sep 27 2007, 09:16 AM
I love the term Man-Purse  (is the white fuzzy man-purse actually a car wash mitt???)


Damn! No, it's not. It's some strange furry stuff that I picked up the the fabric store, but the car wash mit would have been much more EASY. :mallet:


heineken
Sep 27 2007, 09:18PM
Um...Jill...is the man in kilt who is not yours single? Interested in the DC area?


Heineken, he's married with two kids and he lives here, near NASA (he and my hubbby actually work for NASA). He's very handsome though isn't he? I'm fortunate to call him my "number two" :lol: I guess it wouldn't help to mention that he's all SUPER nice and loads of fun??? :unsure:
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Only helps if you can find me one up here!
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NICE work on the kilts and sporran jillintexas! My husband is very active in our local Scottish Highland Festival so I'm all too aware of how much that stuff costs. Wait till I tell him his next sporran is going to be a car wash mitt, muwahhaha.

My husband has two standard responses when asked what is worn under his kilt:

If a woman asks:
Nothing is worn under my kilt; it's all in fine working order.

If a man asks:
Your wife's lipstick.

Aye, those Scotts and their humor... makes you need a drink! :P
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jillintexas
Sep 27 2007, 09:30 AM


Heineken, he's married with two kids and he lives here, near NASA (he and my hubbby actually work for NASA).

SNORK!!

Cutie-patooties, a sense of humor AND rocket scientists?

Hubba hubba! That makes an engineers heart go pitty pat.
(Don't tell Mr DQ)
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DairyQueen2049
Sep 27 2007, 11:30 AM
jillintexas
Sep 27 2007, 09:30 AM


Heineken, he's married with two kids and he lives here, near NASA (he and my hubbby actually work for NASA).

SNORK!!

Cutie-patooties, a sense of humor AND rocket scientists?

Hubba hubba! That makes an engineers heart go pitty pat.
(Don't tell Mr DQ)

Well...they're more like geeks who build/write computer programs that have to do with rocket science. They both work for the same company but on different contracts. Mine is building some stuff for the Orion project (Crew Exploration Vehicle). :) Hardcore space/science geek. His brother once sumized that the only job that could be more perfect for him would be a job designing the guidance and trajectory programs for the Death Star :lol:
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jillintexas
Sep 27 2007, 12:14 PM
designing the guidance and trajectory programs for the Death Star :lol:

And I design the targets :rolleyes:
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DairyQueen2049
Sep 28 2007, 06:41 AM
jillintexas
Sep 27 2007, 12:14 PM
designing the guidance and trajectory programs for the Death Star  :lol:

And I design the targets :rolleyes:

:lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :P

I swear we are related!
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I have always loved this song:

The Scotsman

Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize

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Thank you for posting that SonnysMom!!! I've been looking for the lyrics. :)
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