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| Sannois | Sep 24 2007, 03:37 PM Post #31 |
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UGH Me too! Seriously how can people be so vile. Is it a disease?? a sickness? I knew someone who worked in a gas station convenience store. She told me she quit after the manager told her to go clean the rest room. SHIT EVERYWHERE, Literally on the walls ceilings etc. Now come on this does not happen from even the worst explosive case of the runs. OK I am feeling queasy!
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| OTF | Sep 24 2007, 04:22 PM Post #32 |
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OH MY TOM!!! Could I possibly have read correctly about all these peculiar things? Pooping wherever? (I thought only people with deteriorating mental capacity would do this.) Sex in the dressing rooms, with employees no less (sure hope THEY got the axe!)? Call me naive. Entirely, totally, absolutely unbelievable! I used to work in the administrative area of a regional jail and recall hearing of feces being put into the lock mechanisms of the cell units by an inmate, just to tick off the officer on duty. One might expect that in a jail. Fish Cheeks, you are right. Does absolutely no good to wash your hands and then touch the door handles. I use a paper towel on the door when I leave. I'd rather clean up after animals on any given day. Especially after reading this thread! |
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| debsinsb | Sep 24 2007, 05:03 PM Post #33 |
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I Visited Candy Mountain and All I Got Was This Lousy Incision
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We have two private bathrooms at my office. One shares a common wall with my office. Need I say more about the sounds I can hear??? NO ONE changes the toilet paper roll out...one little square will be left on---like THAT does anything. At home, my SO sprays the mirror while brushing his teeth. It has to be cleaned at least twice a week to stay decent. Then he trims his beard and leaves little hair clippings all over the counter. On the plus side, he is great about using the squeegee on the shower glass. The fitting room story... EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW is all I can say |
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| jillincolorado | Sep 24 2007, 05:14 PM Post #34 |
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I find most people are. |
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| Reynard Ridge | Sep 24 2007, 05:20 PM Post #35 |
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Drivin' The Short Bus
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Good heavens I have lead a sheltered life. I suppose I should just be grateful. ![]() Squat toilets, by the way, are a cultural thing - I saw bunches of them in Italy, too. People claim they are cleaner, etc, because you aren't touching anything. The issue for me is the children. They're legs are too short to spread properly and not accidentally douse their clothing. You have to stand over them holding them up, holding clothing .... it gets a little crazy, I'm afraid. As much as there are reasons to like the squats, I'm still a fan of the sitter sh%$er. :tee hee: |
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| snaffle | Sep 24 2007, 06:41 PM Post #36 |
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Is the meadow on fire?
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All I can say is Holy Crap! What the hell is wrong with people? I just can't imagine touching my own poo. (I have to go throw up now.) My first two trips to the ladies room (and I use that term loosely) at work today, I had to flush the toilet because the person before me didn't. It shouldn't be hard to remember all the steps. Let's see...go in stall, lock door, take down knickers, pee, wipe, pull up knickers, flush, unlock door, exit stall. It's really not that hard. |
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| Smiles | Sep 24 2007, 08:47 PM Post #37 |
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It'll be an adventure! We're going on an adventure!
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Well when I worked in retail as a teen our bathroom was just down right yucky. One time one of my coworkers got stuck cleaning up after some lady who had crapped and fell off the toilet doing it. The toilet had one big poo skid mark on it. And than she must have picked it up with her hands because there was poo hand marks all over the stall. I was so glad I didn't have to do bathroom detail that night after we closed!!! But the worse experience was when someone smeared their childs diahria diaper on the fitting room floor. We had to close the fitting room and they had to replace the carpeting... Why are people so discusting? |
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| Delia | Sep 25 2007, 10:32 AM Post #38 |
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When traveling in rural China, I stayed one night at a farm that had an earthen latrine -- basically a shed with a hole dug into the ground. We arrived after dark, and with the flashlight things didn't seem so bad to me. But in the a.m., as I headed out for my morning constitutional, my Chinese traveling companion suggested that I might want to wait until after the ducks had been in there to clean-up. I couldn't figure out how ducks could make things any better, so I just forged ahead. Big mistake. I'm squatting and staring at the ground when I notice that maggots are wriggling all around me.
And just then, a bunch of ducks came waddling in for their maggot breakfast. I should have listened.
Second story, closer to home. I'm walking my dog through our cute neighborhood park in the early a.m, as I do every day. The dog is off leash, sniffing around, until she zeros in on something that she starts gulping down. So I run over. I figure it's the usual -- crackers or some other ant-covered snack left by a kid at the playground. Wrong . . . it's a gigantic pile of adult-sized human poo. Right next to the soccer field. WTF. And my dog is digging into it like it's filet mignon. This is more than I can handle at 6:00 a.m., and as I'm jerking her away I do this Which means that I then have to clean up my own mess as well as what's left of the giant human poo. In retrospect, the maggots weren't so bad.
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| Sannois | Sep 25 2007, 11:42 AM Post #39 |
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I dont know which one is worse either! If my dog ate Human poo, I would have hurled too. But if I saw maggots where the potty was I would have run out with my pants around my ankles screaming! On the same note but worse than the soccer field incident. HAd a friend who managed a Kmart. One of the employees came in and told her that a woman had just hung her ass out the side door of a truck and took an elephant sized dump. They took off before he could get the licence plate. BROAD DAYLIGHT! Expensive new truck.. What in gods name is wrong with people.. K Mart has bathrooms. Human Beings are grosser than animals.
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| headlesshorseman | Sep 25 2007, 12:26 PM Post #40 |
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So now I'll call the Gap..the CRAP..and Victoria's Secret..Victoria's PEE-cret....that is just wrong.. I do have a picture of the dirtiest bathroom in the world..but it's an old one..I don't think I can get it on this thread..I will try..I walked in and turned around..I would rather crap at a Gap...than to go into that bathroom...my friend had to "go" and so she did..I have NO idea how she did it.. CRAP on ladies.. HH
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| Giddy-up | Sep 25 2007, 12:35 PM Post #41 |
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Shunnnnn the unbeliever. Shunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
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I have laid my head on my desk now & am just laughing.
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| Giddy-up | Sep 25 2007, 12:38 PM Post #42 |
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Shunnnnn the unbeliever. Shunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
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I don't feel so bad now. Usually if I don't think about it too much & just clean I am ok. But I have had times where I find some nasty surprise & while I am cleaning up so then I am
& grumbling "f---ing animals, this is so disgusting, you better feel better now!" while they sit there watching me eyes wide open.
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| Giddy-up | Sep 25 2007, 12:44 PM Post #43 |
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Shunnnnn the unbeliever. Shunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
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I work for Village Hall that also shares space & facilities witht he Police Dept. People under arrest & drunk are nasty. Several times have we come to work in the morning only to find the midnight shift had taken somebody in (female) that needed to use the bathroom & since the guys were on duty they don't go in there with them. But they don't check the bathrooms afterwards either! Talk about gross & nasty & disgusting. I refuse to use the bathroom (or clean it) & walk across the street to another building.
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| La Gringa | Sep 25 2007, 03:11 PM Post #44 |
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Horses are cleaner than people, hands down. Some of these stories are just amazing. I couldn't imagine finding that in a fitting room. Maybe a dirty diaper or something, but someone just taking a crap in there is just too much. Maybe these people are deranged? Mentally retarded? Or maybe they just enjoy doing gross crap. JackA$$ the movie had a guy taking a crap in a hardware store toilet in broad daylight. Maybe some do get their jollies doing that stuff. I would call the cops if I found that. It's a health hazard for pete's sake. Gross. That makes finding pee on the toilet at home seem like a walk through the daisies. |
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| onthebit | Sep 25 2007, 07:53 PM Post #45 |
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Off visiting Candy Cave, be right back.
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ROFLMAO! Just when I thought this thread couldn't get any funnier! I too will never be able to feel clean in a fitting room again. What is WRONG with people???? |
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And just then, a bunch of ducks came waddling in for their maggot breakfast. I should have listened.
& grumbling "f---ing animals, this is so disgusting, you better feel better now!" while they sit there watching me eyes wide open.
But they don't check the bathrooms afterwards either!
Talk about gross & nasty & disgusting. I refuse to use the bathroom (or clean it) & walk across the street to another building.

12:23 PM Jul 11