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| LETS STEAL THE WRESTLING RING | |
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| Topic Started: Aug 20 2008, 12:52 AM (24 Views) | |
| The Goddess Alexia | Aug 20 2008, 12:52 AM Post #1 |
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This si the scene I wrote up for the Crucifixion start of show....this is going to be EPIC, I am going down in history for this! Read it and tell me what you think becasue I'm really proud of it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The arena goes black, pitch black, there isn’t any sign of light with exception to a few cell phones here and there. As the darkness hits, the fans go wild. They’re sure someone is coming out. They’re positive that they’re going to get their first match. Then, white noise. It his the sound system loud and clear. Its so loud people standing next to each other have to scream to talk. Its louder than being right next to the stage speakers at a Rob Zombie concert during Dragula. Joey Styles: “What the…What’s going on around here?” P. Lickin: “ I don’t know but I hope she’s hot!” Joey Styles: “What? How can you think of women at a time like this? How do you even know it’s a woman behind this?” P. Lickin: “Because my Lickin sense is tingling.” Joey Styles: “Oh my god!” For five minutes nothing changes. The sound still plays and the arena is just as dark as ever. As everyone’s eyes adjust, those closer to the ring think they might see some sort of movement, but since they can’t really tell if they can even see their own hand in front of their faces, they just don’t know what to think. The crowd is getting antsy and riled up now. They’re bored. They know something big is obviously happening. Its VWF for Christ sake, but already the initial novelty has worn off. Now they start to jeer and boo. They aren’t happy. The fans are only vocalizing their anger for about a minute before the white noise just suddenly stops. The arena is silent for a moment, allowing for everyone to register what had just happened, then suddenly there is a collective sounds from the whole arena as the light come back on, full force, practically blinding everyone there. Joey Styles: “Oh my god, my eyes!” P. Lickin: “ No, must get vision back! Or I’ll miss the boobs!” Joey Styles: “Don’t you mean babes?” P. Lickin: “No, I meant boobs!” As everyone’s eyes start to focus again, and look towards the ring there is another collective sound from crowd. Joey Styles: “OH MY GOD! THE RING IS GONE!” The ring is in fact missing. There is nothing left but the floor. The posts are gone, the steps are gone, the ropes, the turnbuckles, the mat, the frame, everything is just gone. Nothing remains of the VWF wrestling ring. The onlookers in the arena look on in dismay, afraid this is going to cancel the show. Worried that now they’ll have to go home and get nothing for their money. A few minutes of this and then suddenly the Sex and Candy theme song hit the airwaves, without all the lighting and pyros to go with it. Instead the VikingTron lights up with Alexia and Victoria on the screen. The girls of Sex & Candy are visible from the midriff up. Alexia’s top is a long sleeved, solid black shirt that cuts off just under her bust line, the sleeves hooking her thumbs in her usual fashion. Victoria’s top was also black, but it was a mini halter. Both woman had what appeared to be night vision goggles. Alexia’s were resting on top of her head, and Victoria’s hung around her neck by the strap. They were both smiling maliciously. The music ends and the girls speak. Alexia: “Well, well. Looks like somebody swiped the ring. That is terrible, isn’t it?” Victoria: “Yes it is. But, that’s what happens when a couple if diabolical minds get pissed off. I wonder why it was done?” Alexia: “Oh I’m sure I can tell you. It was done because the Viking King wanted us to open the show.” Victoria starts to snicker and Alexia chuckles. Alexia: “Well, I’d sure as hell say we opened the show, didn’t we Vic?” Victoria: “Oh yeah. On an entirely new level at that! There you have it VK. Sex and Candy have opened Crucifixion for you. I hope we did a good job and lived up to your expectations.” Alexia: “Oh I am absolutely positive we not only met his expectation but surpassed them to a degree that no one could predict. Yeah, we stole the ring. And we did it because the big bad Viking King didn’t know what was good for him.” Victoria: “He put us in low card matches against sub par wrestlers. And then he put us so low that not only were we opening the show, we were actually on the card before Alanzo of all people. That’s unacceptable. So if we have to suffer, so does everyone else.” Alexia: “Everyone else may be afraid of you but we aren’t VK. Now here’s the deal everyone! If VK doesn’t cancel the show, and somehow manages to get all his other matches done tonight, we’ll give the ring back at the end.” Victoria: “We won’t put it back together, but we’ll give it back.” Alexia: And if he cancels the show, we keep the ring until he airs one full edition of Crucifixion, matches and all, without the ring. Its as simple as that.” Victoria: “We don’t care how the matches happen, as long as they happen without a ring.” Alexia: “I hope you enjoyed our opening, VK. Why I’d say Sex and Candy really stole the show. Maybe next time you think of putting either one of us low card like that again, or against crappy talent, you’ll remember this!” Victoria: “Don’t fuck with us VK. Don’t mess with Sex and Candy, and don’t mess with the Elite. All you’re doing is playing with fire. And you just got burned once, and badly. You don’t want to see how far we’ll really go.” Alexia: “One full edition of Crucifixion, no ring, you air it, and you get your ring back. And VK, we ARE watching!” The VikingTron went black, the crowd had a mixed reaction to the new twist to the show. Most angry about the lack of ring, many hoping matches with no ring would make the show even better. Joey Styles: “Sex and Candy have stolen the ring to get back at the Viking King. I guess when those girls open a show, they really open a show!” P. Lickin: “I told you it was tits behind all of it.” Joey Styles: “Shut up. Now the question remains, will the Viking King meet their demands? And if so, how? How can we possibly have wrestling matches, without a wrestling ring to do it in?” P. Lickin: “I have them in bed all the time. Its not hard. Well…there are a few hard things but…” Joey Styles: “Seriously, shut up!” |
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