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| Topic Started: Aug 12 2007, 01:35 AM (44 Views) | |
| The Goddess Alexia | Aug 12 2007, 01:35 AM Post #1 |
"Eppur si muove"
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Okay So I knwo this doens't go here but no one reads the writing sections and I want you all to see this. My friend Phil demanded a "bed time story" so like 2 min ago I made one up off the top of my head. He says I've got killer talent, and htinks I should share it with you all so here is my story...keep in mind I'm jsut copying our convo b/c its late and I"m lazy...tell me what you think, please? I want to know if you all think I have the talent he thinks I have. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Matt says: tell me a bed time story You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: I don't tells tories for bed I get TOLD bedtime stories lmao Matt says: pwease? Matt says: FINE! Matt says: *runs off to cut wrists* You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: sry I thought the start of mys tory sent lmao You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: *sighs* there were three litte pigs, brothers actually You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: the retarded one lived in a straw house, the average one lived in a house of sticks and hte genius one lived in a house of brick Matt says: lmfao k You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: so on the other side of twon this wolf was getting high, and had the munchies Matt says: lmfao!! You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: and decided he wanted pork...so he figured since hte store (he's gone tot he store for bacon and pork chops) since the store was out the retard in the straw house would be an easy catch so he headed over that way Matt says: lol You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: He knocked on teh door and the little pig opened it saw the wolf and squealed "STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!!!" And slammed the door in his face then locked it and hid in his house mutting "momma said do lock out strangers and hid till she or brothers can come." (He'd forgetten the part about actually CALLING momma or borthers before hiding) Matt says: rofl You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: The pissed off wolf took out his loaded bong and inhaled. LIttle did he realize as he breathed out to catch his breath that the massise abmount of air woulnd knock over the pigs house. When he saw this he said "Thats what you get for useing habatat for humanity." and started diggign for the little pig Matt says: lmfao You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: The little pig realized what ahd happened and remember that if he was in big danger to get to the nearest saftey lace. "BROTHER!" he squealed and ran over the next hill to his average brother in his house of sticks, all the time being chased by the high wolf. Matt says: lmao You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: okay time to pause the story for a moment Matt says: why You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: b/c I had to post something back tot he story Matt says: lol You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: The average piggy heard his brother squealing nad opened his door in time for him to run in and hten slammed it right in the wolf's face. You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: "Alright, please calm down and tell brother what happened?" the average piggy asked. The retarted one was shaking violently of fear. 'St...st...sta..sta..sta..stranger d...d...danger!" Matt says: lmao You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: "I see that. Alright we'll have to find a way to get over the next hill to our bother's house." he looked out hte window. "that damn wolf is hovering out my door and thats teh only way out!" Matt says: tehe You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: Just then teh wolf took another hit and agian blew the housr down on the exhale. "Thats what you get for using a cheap ass contracter!" he laughed. But the piggies now were able to run away over the falled side of the house farthest fromt eh wolf. "DAMN IT!" he gorwled nad chased them over the next hill and to the brick house. Matt says: lmfao You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says:  Matt says: is that the end You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: The genius pig had bug planted in his brother's homes so he was ready for them with the door open, and slammed it in teh wolf's face. The wolf roard. "I You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: have caught you little porkers if i hadn't been hihg!" You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: HIGH* Matt says: lmfao You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: teha You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: tehe* Matt says: lmao is tha the end? Matt says: that* You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: "Yeah well maybe yo'd have been able to catch a retarted pig with an IQ of FIVE if you wern't such a druggie!" You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: the genius yelled back Matt says: lmfao Matt says: XD You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: then set to work climbing the hidden ladder in his chiminey. Once on the roof, he had another ladder up there...an escape route for such a thing, but this time they would be staying int he houe. He lowered the ladder to the ground ont eh side of the house saying loudly. "Alrihgt here we go, about to escape!" Matt says: lol You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: The wolfl heard this and ran tot he side of the house and climbed hte ladder. The pig pretended to be scared and went back downt he chinmey. He knew the toked up wolf would take a while to get upt he ladder. once back safe in teh house, he started a fire int he fireplace. Matt says: bwahaha You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: The wolf finally reached teh top of the ladder and hopped intot he chiney tinking he finally had the pigs traped. He reached the fire and screamed in pain. The three little pigs watched all this from teh coutch. The retard laughing, the other too loking calm. "You know" said the genius to the average one "When your high you pain senses are heightened." "really?" said the other sounding interested, Matt says: lmao oh boy You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: The wofe ran out of the fireplace nad across the room and out the door, after unlocking it...the whole time on fire. The genius locked the door behind the wolf after first going out to bring his ladder back in. "He smoked weed and We smoked him. You two can stay here till we get you decent houses set up." then all three pigs cheered and stayed together until two more houses could be built on eithe You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: either side of the geniuses's house, so the retarts was always protected and hte average one was never bored. the end Matt says: lmfao Matt says: did u just make that up You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: yepp all off the top of my head, why? Matt says: damn girl Matt says: you got some talent You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: you're not jsut trying to flatter me? Matt says: nope Matt says: i thought you were like copying andd pasting that lol You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: lmao nope it was taking so long b/c I had to type it...and I wouldn't have pause the story to make a post if I were copying and pasting lmao Matt says: lol good point Matt says: ook well i guess it worked because im super tired now lol Matt says: i'll talk to you tomorrow cya You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: lmao ngiht and thank you You See Beauty, I See Pain; You See Sky, I See Acid Rain says: for the talent complement Matt says: no problmeo Matt says: *problemo |
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| Vincent | Aug 12 2007, 01:44 AM Post #2 |
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As Phil said, Damn you do have talent. Hi-larious. |
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| Willikins | Aug 12 2007, 01:44 AM Post #3 |
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Hahahahaha! That was hilarious! You should rewrite this and blog it. |
  
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| The Goddess Alexia | Aug 12 2007, 01:53 AM Post #4 |
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"Eppur si muove"
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Thank you boys. Will I just might do that.
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| Besh | Aug 17 2007, 12:26 AM Post #5 |
 
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XDXDXDXDXDXD oh-so-funny! and i can actually picture a picture book that tells this story....*lapses into another laughing fit* |
Can't help it. I love kitsune.  FREE DUMMY! 
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| The Goddess Alexia | Aug 22 2007, 05:53 PM Post #6 |
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"Eppur si muove"
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lmfao Well TANK you besh.... Phil and I are going to make a collective book of really twisted children's tales
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