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Which Joke Is Funnier?
Joke Number One	2 (40%)
Joke Number Two	3 (60%)
Total Votes: 5

Funniest Jokes In The World; Vote it up!!!
Topic Started: Aug 3 2007, 10:17 PM (52 Views)
The Goddess Alexia	Aug 3 2007, 10:17 PM Post #1
"Eppur si muove" Posts: 2,841 Group: Tavern Owner Member #1 Joined: December 18, 2006	My friend posted this on MySpace and I wanted to do our own survey. Read the following then vote on which joke you think is better ^_^. Personally I htink the second one is. Anyway, read and vote ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A scientific survey in 2002 attempted to find the funniest joke in the world. Thousands of people from dozens of countries voted on thousands of jokes. Each country had a different favorite. Overall, the number one and number two funniest jokes in the world, based on votes, are: The funniest joke in the world: A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?” The Second Funniest Joke ever: Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson goes on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. ‘Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,” replies Watson. “And what do you deduce from that?” Watson ponders for a minute. “Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. “Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?” Holmes is silent for a moment. ‘Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
	Oh and btw.... You just lost the game!
Vincent	Aug 5 2007, 08:23 PM Post #2
Sabbath's Love Slave Posts: 1,719 Group: Tavern Patrons Member #8 Joined: January 1, 2007	Heh, I like both. Although, the second one made me laugh a bit more than the first.
Willikins	Aug 6 2007, 12:30 AM Post #3
Zydrate Junkie Posts: 1,267 Group: Tavern Owner Member #2 Joined: December 18, 2006	I'd heard both before. I've heard funnier, to be honest. But of those two, I like the second better.
evil3	Aug 8 2007, 01:53 PM Post #4
Posts: 370 Group: Lake Dwellers Member #14 Joined: January 4, 2007	I've also heard both before, and I honestly dont' think either are very funny.
	Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.
The Goddess Alexia	Aug 11 2007, 10:08 PM Post #5
"Eppur si muove" Posts: 2,841 Group: Tavern Owner Member #1 Joined: December 18, 2006	I've heard both before and heard much funnier too...but thats jsut what I found so yeah I wanted to see what you all thought of it
	Oh and btw.... You just lost the game!
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