Ten Top Reasons Computers Are Male

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Ten Top Reasons Computers Are Male
Topic Started: Jan 6 2007, 04:32 PM (83 Views)
evil3	Jan 6 2007, 04:32 PM Post #1
Posts: 370 Group: Lake Dwellers Member #14 Joined: January 4, 2007	Ten Top Reasons Computers Are Male 10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better model is always just around the corner. 8. They look nice and shiny, until you bring them home. 7. It is always necessary to have a backup. 6. They'll do whatever you say, if you push the right buttons. 5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play. 4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 3. The lights are on but nobody's home. 2. Big power surges knock them out for the night. 1. Size does matter.
	Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.


bakahitoprincess	Jan 6 2007, 06:39 PM Post #2
Posts: 803 Group: Forest Leader Member #6 Joined: December 22, 2006	That was pure awesome.
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Willikins	Jan 6 2007, 07:12 PM Post #3
Zydrate Junkie Posts: 1,267 Group: Tavern Owner Member #2 Joined: December 18, 2006	Hahahaha! That was fabulous!



evil3	Jan 7 2007, 02:53 PM Post #4
Posts: 370 Group: Lake Dwellers Member #14 Joined: January 4, 2007	I found that on another board and had to share.
	Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.


alle'ablack	Jan 8 2007, 06:43 PM Post #5
Slave Posts: 29 Group: Members Member #15 Joined: January 7, 2007	That was great, and I absolutely agree!



Melissa	Jan 23 2007, 01:00 AM Post #6
Posts: 40 Group: Tavern Patrons Member #11 Joined: January 2, 2007	Nice...i should post this at a site i go to where it's mainly guys to see their reaction about it. Think i should?
	Looking into the eyes of a wolf one sees nature in all of its glory!


Willikins	Jan 23 2007, 04:22 PM Post #7
Zydrate Junkie Posts: 1,267 Group: Tavern Owner Member #2 Joined: December 18, 2006	Oh yes, you most definitely shoulod. Then maybe we can get some awesome quotes for Baka's thread lol



Melissa	Jan 23 2007, 11:48 PM Post #8
Posts: 40 Group: Tavern Patrons Member #11 Joined: January 2, 2007	Ok i will.
	Looking into the eyes of a wolf one sees nature in all of its glory!


Artanis Calonor	Feb 7 2007, 06:52 PM Post #9
Slave Posts: 11 Group: Members Member #16 Joined: January 8, 2007	Those reasons are completely true in some cases!!



Besh	Aug 1 2007, 12:26 AM Post #10
Posts: 138 Group: Lake Dwellers Member #28 Joined: August 1, 2007	ummm...yeah, i suppose. these are really funny, though. where did you find them?
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