Have You Ever Wondered?

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Have You Ever Wondered?
Topic Started: Jan 6 2007, 04:31 PM (54 Views)
evil3	Jan 6 2007, 04:31 PM Post #1
Posts: 370 Group: Lake Dwellers Member #14 Joined: January 4, 2007	Did you ever stop and wonder...... 1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" 2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum." 3. Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? 4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? 5. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? 6. Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? 7. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! 8. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?? 9. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? 10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? 11. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 12. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . . 13. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? 14. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? 15. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
	Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.


Melissa	Jan 23 2007, 01:02 AM Post #2
Posts: 40 Group: Tavern Patrons Member #11 Joined: January 2, 2007	I remember this from the LP but it's still funny to read again.
	Looking into the eyes of a wolf one sees nature in all of its glory!


Artanis Calonor	Feb 7 2007, 06:56 PM Post #3
Slave Posts: 11 Group: Members Member #16 Joined: January 8, 2007	3. Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? That setting is for people such as my grandfather who burns his toast on purpose because he believes that it is good that way. makes an ick face



Willikins	Feb 7 2007, 07:25 PM Post #4
Zydrate Junkie Posts: 1,267 Group: Tavern Owner Member #2 Joined: December 18, 2006	Ugh, I know a few people like that. It's so gross.



Besh	Aug 1 2007, 12:24 AM Post #5
Posts: 138 Group: Lake Dwellers Member #28 Joined: August 1, 2007	i think it's gross to do that. shrug but if that's what some people like, then whatever. but i've seen these before. i like the quizzes--quizzical, what are tests? and the what is baby oil made from? real live babies, of course...shouldn't that be obvious?
	Can't help it. I love kitsune. FREE DUMMY!


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