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The Life and Times of Delilah Jackson
Topic Started: Aug 3 2010, 06:31 PM (74 Views)
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Delilah: Oh hey, y'all, it's me, Delilah Jackson, and this here's a thing about mah life! I'm very beautiful and young. I'm nice as long as you aren't some dumb-ass cave troll or something. :)

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Delilah: This here's mah house. It ain't much but it's home. :) One day I'll get me a rich man with a desk and money, and then I'll be moving on up, just like the negroes from that show! :)

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Delilah: Ooh, just look at this bed, y'all! Ain't it cute? The color is so perfect. It just suits me! It's so comfy, too. My rich man will sleep in here WITH me some day, and maybe some other men too! Heheheheh

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Delilah: HNNNNNNNG. Already started with the other men, y'all!

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Delilah: Hyuck hyuck hyuck, y'all shoulda seen the look on y'all's faces! I'm just riding my damn bike to the book store, y'all perverts! Hyuck hyuck.

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Delilah: At the bookstore, I met this one guy named Gage. He was givin' me the vapors! I learned some things about him, like how he's unlucky and tech wiz and how he's unemployed. He ain't rich yet, but he cute! :whore:

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Delilah: Ooh, I love me some sleep. I just wish there was a cock in my hen house, if y'all catch my meaning! :wink: Ooh that's nasty, hyuck hyuck, I can't believe I said that!

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Delilah: Time for some learnin'! I love me some books about charisma, y'all. They so good!

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Delilah: Ooh, ooh! There's me off ta work! I hate that got dang ugly-ass outfit. Just because I was a friggin' paper girl ain't mean I gotta dress like trash, as compared to my usual classy ensemblay. :dance:

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Delilah: When I'm not workin', I'm trollin' forums! Ooh, this bitch is tryna defend that SpongeBob-ass bitch, I better post another gif!

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Delilah: I love me some juice! This kind is so good, y'all. I hope it don't me fat though, I ain't gonna be obese. Those folk ain't beautiful! And I need a man y'all.

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Delilah: Hyuck hyuck, I got a promotion, y'all! I can dress like my classy, beautiful self again! Yay, y'all!

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Delilah: After work, Gage was callin' me. I think he wants in my kitty. That's what all men want, unless they some sort of queer! Hyuck hyuck hyuck. Also I think me might be demeanin' me, but he cute.

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Delilah: If I want a man, I need a clean shower! That's what my grandma be tellin' me, anyway. Why do I have to do this though? I need a negro helper or somethin', y'all!

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Delilah: I tried invitin' Gage over but he told me this! That turd master! He won't be gettin' my kitty yet! I even cleaned my shower for him too, shoot.

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Delilah: I was able to get him to meet my classy ass at the park, though! Hyuck hyuck, we started flirting for a while but then his ass left. Rude! And to top it all off, I saw this BITCH at the park.

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Delilah: ...And I just had to introduce myself in my typical charming manner! :)

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Delilah: OH! And there's me eatin' pancakes. I love me some pancakes, y'all!

Bye for now, y'all! :wink:



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