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| The Life and Times of Jessica Williams | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 17 2009, 04:51 PM (107 Views) | |
| Adminoozler | May 17 2009, 04:51 PM Post #1 |
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This is Jessica Williams.![]() And this is her story. Jessica: FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING. ![]() Of course, the first thing she does is go paint. Jessica: I am SO ~creative~. And then, people start to show up. First is Pink Dress Girl, who automatically gives Jess an "earthy hug." ![]() Jessica: Oh my god is this white bitch really touching me... ![]() Jessica: I think I will kill her. >: - ) Then Vidcund, Nervous, and Jenny show up. What. ![]() Jessica: Uhh... go away. ![]() Jessica: LOL LOOK AT THIS FUCKING LOSER! ![]() Vidcund: MY MOM DOESN'T THINK I'M A LOSER!! >: - ( ![]() Uh, did you really need to make that many sandwiches? Jessica: I do what I want. ![]() I'm sure everyone will be able to eat at the table. ![]() ![]() Sandwich party!!! ![]() Nervous isn't allowed, of course. ![]() Pink Dress Girl is stoned. ![]() Jessica: The fuck did this white bitch just say to me... ![]() Vidcund: You are a loser with a STUPID hairstyle! Nervous: ![]() Jessica: Oh god, more hugs. ![]() Jessica: I WILL kill her. After this, I sent them all home and completely redid her house because the current layout was too small and difficult to take pictures in. ![]() It was time for Jessica to get a yob, so she got one in politics because her current LTW is to be mayor. ![]() ![]() Jessica: It feels like there is a bitch in athletic clothes behind me... Very intuitive, Jess! ![]() Jessica: Why of course I love video games! Jess ends up getting invited downtown by some person idk. ![]() Jessica: FUCK TAXIS. And at the bowling alley, who is the first person I see... ![]() Mrs. Crumplebottom!! ![]() Jessica and Crystal are very excited to be here. ![]() Oh dear... This is who invited Jessica downtown. ![]() Jessica: FUCK BILLIARDS. Let's get a close-up of that face... ![]() This won't be the only time you see this face. ![]() ![]() Scary. D: ![]() Jessica: This is my bowling face. Of course, Jessica sucks at bowling. ![]() This offends Crumplebottom deeply. Mrs. Crumplebottom: GTFO WITH YOUR SHITTY BOWLING SKILLS. ![]() This picture has no point, but this blonde cowgirl is pretty. ![]() ![]() Okay, so Jessica went into the photobooth to take pictures and all these people showed up. Creepers. ![]() ![]() Jessica: I am so beautiful! ![]() ![]() Jessica: Where all the hotties at? Not behind you, tbh. ![]() See!! ![]() ![]() That is fucking creepy as shit. ![]() Jessica: Must not make eye contact... just keep drinking... ![]() Jessica: Get me out of here! ![]() Jessica: You are ugly and creepy and FUCK GLOBES! ![]() Jessica: Now... where are the hotties at? ![]() Oh. ![]() OH. ![]() ![]() Jessica: Hello, I would like to go ho- OH GOD THERE IS A WITCH BEHIND ME BRB ![]() Watch out, Matchmaker! D: ![]() Jessica and Witch: HIGH FIVE!!! So the Witch flew away before Jessica could befriend her so Jess finally went home. ![]() Jessica: FUCK GENIE LAMPS. ![]() I'm sorry for buying you that light, Jess. ![]() Jessica: I LOVE JUGGLING CUPS LOL ![]() Jessica: I LOVE STARGAZING TOO LOL ![]() Nerd. ![]() Jessica: FUCK FORTUNE SIMS. ![]() Having fun chatting up perverts on the internet? Jessica: YES DON'T JUDGE ME. ![]() First day of work time! ![]() ![]() Pretty carpool driver. ![]() At work, many people walked by, such as... ![]() Creepy old ugly guy. ![]() Depressed ugly guy. ![]() Ugly blond lady. OKAY WTF IS ON THE GROUND THAT IS SO INTERESTING. ![]() FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU Bella Goth, why can't you walk by when Jessica is home. ![]() ![]() Red Head: Durrrr... ![]() Red Head with Ponytail: It feels like there is a black girl behind me... ![]() RHWP: Must. Play. Video games. ![]() Jessica: Must. Play. Chess. ![]() RHWP: Take this, bitch! RH: Rude. :O ![]() Dear god, she looks possessed. ![]() Enjoying that cereal? Jessica: YES DON'T JUDGE ME. ![]() Jessica: FUCK BOWLS. ![]() Jessica: FUCK CLEANING COUNTERS. ![]() Jessica: FUCK EVERYTHING. See, I told you guys you would see this face more. ![]() ![]() Jessica: LOL BUT I LOVE STARGAZING ![]() Jessica: Hello, there is a chair here that I can't sit in because I'm a dumbass! ![]() Vidcund: I saw you spying on me, pervert! Jessica: Uh... ![]() Jessica: I KNOW you didn't just accuse me like that, BITCH. ![]() Vidcund: I don't want to die. D: ![]() Jessica: I WILL END YOU, GRINGO. ![]() Jessica: FUUUUUUUUUUCK. ----------------------------------------------- I'll end there for now. ![]() |
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| Duckella | May 17 2009, 05:00 PM Post #2 |
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Lesbian slut
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This made me lol irl a lot tbh ![]() Jessica is very pretty
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| Adminoozler | May 17 2009, 05:01 PM Post #3 |
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Thank you.
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