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The Life and Times of Jessica Williams
Topic Started: May 17 2009, 04:51 PM (107 Views)
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This is Jessica Williams.

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And this is her story.

Jessica: FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING.

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Of course, the first thing she does is go paint.

Jessica: I am SO ~creative~.

And then, people start to show up. First is Pink Dress Girl, who automatically gives Jess an "earthy hug."

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Jessica: Oh my god is this white bitch really touching me...

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Jessica: I think I will kill her. >: - )

Then Vidcund, Nervous, and Jenny show up. What.

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Jessica: Uhh... go away.

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Jessica: LOL LOOK AT THIS FUCKING LOSER!

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Vidcund: MY MOM DOESN'T THINK I'M A LOSER!! >: - (

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Uh, did you really need to make that many sandwiches?

Jessica: I do what I want.

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I'm sure everyone will be able to eat at the table. :|

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Sandwich party!!!

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Nervous isn't allowed, of course.

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Pink Dress Girl is stoned.

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Jessica: The fuck did this white bitch just say to me...

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Vidcund: You are a loser with a STUPID hairstyle!

Nervous: :aww:

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Jessica: Oh god, more hugs.

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Jessica: I WILL kill her.

After this, I sent them all home and completely redid her house because the current layout was too small and difficult to take pictures in.

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It was time for Jessica to get a yob, so she got one in politics because her current LTW is to be mayor. :B

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Jessica: It feels like there is a bitch in athletic clothes behind me...

Very intuitive, Jess!

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Jessica: Why of course I love video games!

Jess ends up getting invited downtown by some person idk.

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Jessica: FUCK TAXIS.

And at the bowling alley, who is the first person I see...

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Mrs. Crumplebottom!!

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Jessica and Crystal are very excited to be here.

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Oh dear... This is who invited Jessica downtown.

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Jessica: FUCK BILLIARDS.

Let's get a close-up of that face...

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This won't be the only time you see this face. :|

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Scary. D:

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Jessica: This is my bowling face.

Of course, Jessica sucks at bowling.

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This offends Crumplebottom deeply.

Mrs. Crumplebottom: GTFO WITH YOUR SHITTY BOWLING SKILLS.

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This picture has no point, but this blonde cowgirl is pretty. :3

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Okay, so Jessica went into the photobooth to take pictures and all these people showed up. Creepers. :|

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Jessica: I am so beautiful! :D

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Jessica: Where all the hotties at?

Not behind you, tbh.

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See!! :|

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That is fucking creepy as shit. :|

Jessica: Must not make eye contact... just keep drinking...

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Jessica: Get me out of here!

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Jessica: You are ugly and creepy and FUCK GLOBES!

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Jessica: Now... where are the hotties at?

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Oh.

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OH. :|

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Jessica: Hello, I would like to go ho- OH GOD THERE IS A WITCH BEHIND ME BRB

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Watch out, Matchmaker! D:

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Jessica and Witch: HIGH FIVE!!!

So the Witch flew away before Jessica could befriend her so Jess finally went home.

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Jessica: FUCK GENIE LAMPS.

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I'm sorry for buying you that light, Jess. :armscrossed:

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Jessica: I LOVE JUGGLING CUPS LOL

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Jessica: I LOVE STARGAZING TOO LOL

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Nerd.

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Jessica: FUCK FORTUNE SIMS.

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Having fun chatting up perverts on the internet?

Jessica: YES DON'T JUDGE ME.

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First day of work time! :B

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Pretty carpool driver. :|

At work, many people walked by, such as...

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Creepy old ugly guy.

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Depressed ugly guy.

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Ugly blond lady.

OKAY WTF IS ON THE GROUND THAT IS SO INTERESTING.

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

Bella Goth, why can't you walk by when Jessica is home. :|

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Red Head: Durrrr...

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Red Head with Ponytail: It feels like there is a black girl behind me...

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RHWP: Must. Play. Video games.

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Jessica: Must. Play. Chess.

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RHWP: Take this, bitch!

RH: Rude. :O

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Dear god, she looks possessed.

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Enjoying that cereal?

Jessica: YES DON'T JUDGE ME.

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Jessica: FUCK BOWLS.

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Jessica: FUCK CLEANING COUNTERS.

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Jessica: FUCK EVERYTHING.

See, I told you guys you would see this face more. :|

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Jessica: LOL BUT I LOVE STARGAZING

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Jessica: Hello, there is a chair here that I can't sit in because I'm a dumbass!

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Vidcund: I saw you spying on me, pervert!

Jessica: Uh...

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Jessica: I KNOW you didn't just accuse me like that, BITCH.

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Vidcund: I don't want to die. D:

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Jessica: I WILL END YOU, GRINGO.

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Jessica: FUUUUUUUUUUCK.

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I'll end there for now. :B








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This made me lol irl a lot tbh :B

Jessica is very pretty :3
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Thank you. :3
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