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Topic Started: Sep 11 2008, 06:36 PM (773 Views)
Calymos
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Slipping away in the Somber Silence of Solitude
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And now the ichor drips form the wall, and wrap it's glorious texture on my finger and inhale the wholesome thickness within my BELLY. I'm so hungry right now and i am in my history class on my laptop learning about stuff that i already know about and this is very random and i don't think i'm going to spell check... we're talking about how the american public school system is pretty effed up.. and oh god those sorority chicks are effing retarded why should i even be here i know this.

So, how are you? This is the spam board, right? Is that spammy enough?
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Nellas
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Sorority chicks are screaming their heads off around campus!

I think they're vagina monsters...

You know those Flaming Keese from Zelda? Their junk is like that, just waiting for their prey to get too close... -suction noises-
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Calymos
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OH GOD I KNEW IT.
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Jacob 175
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Good thing I recently upgraded to a Hylian Shield, then.
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Calymos
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OH GOD WHAT IF THEY'RE ACID KEESE THAT MELT THE HYLIAN SHEILD? THEN WE'LL BE SCREWED! ACID FIRE KEESE THAT CAN ONLY BE KILLED WITH THE ICE ARROW AND KISS!
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“A book is made from a tree. It is an assemblage of flat, flexible parts (still called "leaves") imprinted with dark pigmented squiggles. One glance at it and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for thousands of years. Across the millennia, the author is speaking, clearly and silently, inside your head, directly to you. Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people, citizens of distant epochs, who never knew one another. Books break the shackles of time, proof that humans can work magic.”
― Carl Sagan

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Suture the incision, Dr.Stiles.
Agents Are... GO!!
OBJECTION!
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Stu
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Comics these days are too adult and raunchy! They should take it back to the type of stories of the good old days, like Lois Lane: Time Travelling Child Molestor
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Aurondarklord--You Are Terminated says:
OKAY, THERE YOU HAVE IT! I ADMITTED BEING WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING!!! PRINT IT OUT AND HAVE IT FUCKING FRAMED!!
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Aeschylus
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Call me Aeshmael.
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Stu, you broke my brain.
So, I was the duty driver. But the person to whom I was supposed to turn over the watch an hour ago, borrowed the duty van two hours ago and hasn't returned. So I have the phone, and she has the van and keys.
Not that it matters, 'cause the duty van is only for lazy bastards who are intimidated by the prospect of a 10-minute walk to the store.
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Stu
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Said the chiplet to the peterson.
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Aurondarklord--You Are Terminated says:
OKAY, THERE YOU HAVE IT! I ADMITTED BEING WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING!!! PRINT IT OUT AND HAVE IT FUCKING FRAMED!!
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Calymos
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That face on baby superdick's face is priceless. He's all like... "WTF, BITCH? WHATCHU DOIN'? YOU A'INT MAH MAMA."
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