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It was a bright and clear day; [The Matrix Offline]
Topic Started: Dec 9 2006, 10:10 AM (2,092 Views)
AmadisAnguiano	Dec 9 2006, 10:10 AM Post #1
"Science vill send you back to Hell, Edison!" Posts: 5,369 Group: Sage Member #36 Joined: December 1, 2006	"It's a very promising start, is it?" said a blonde man in a violet velvet felt button-up shirt to a man wearing a business suit while riding up an elevator. The businessman nodded, "Yes, at the very least your street shows do attract many bystanders. Give me another presentation and I'll see if I can find you any manageable venues." The blonde man smiled, "So you're saying you'll manage me?" "If you can prove you can draw a crowd like last time," said the businessman with a smirk, "Though you should seriously consider changing your stage name." "What? Bugger's a great name," Bugger protested as the elevator stopped, "Your floor?" Nodding again, the businessman got off the elevator, "Still going up? ... You know, if I am to manage you, you might have to show me how you do your tricks." "Yes, I think I'm going to go to the roof to get some air. And, hahaha, come on, you know the cliché, a magician never reveals his secrets," Bugger answered. *** The elevator stopped at the roof of the building, Bugger walking out and stretching his arms. "Mmm! Another long day in Mega City. They should seriously change the name sometime. Almost as bad as Metropolis. Silly Superman. Any way, time to take a break. Lets see what fun things might be about today," Bugger said talking to himself. Bugger then looked out into the vast Matrix from atop one of Mega City's skyscrapers. As far as the eye could see, people were seeing what real eyes couldn't actually see. Bugger's eyes not being real, this wasn't a problem, and in fact Bugger's eyes let him see more than what most people could in The Matrix. Abnormalities in the code, "Redpill, redpill, redpill, glitch?" the exile program said out hopefully, wanting to have a fun time.
	"Nikola Tesla was terrified by the occult.... Considering that he was completely insane, it was likely he had been seeing the dead for quite sometime. To worsen the situation, Thomas Edison was a total dick, and decided upon his death to haunt the shit out of Tesla. So Tesla built a beam weapon that can tear reality asunder and unmake all things in its wake... then he put it in a flashlight." - http://www.geist-panik.com/ Amadís Anguiano (Pronunciation Key: Ə-mä-dēs´ Ən-gyä-nō´)


Aurondarklord	Dec 9 2006, 10:19 AM Post #2
Zod Kneels Before ME! Posts: 11,026 Group: Admin Member #3 Joined: November 26, 2006	Bugger wasn't alone on the roof, there was a hapless bluepill workman repairing one of the heating vents who noticed him. workman: hey, buddy, you shouldn't be up here. didn't ya see the sign? authorized personell only.
	AkaneSyria: I failz at horsex AkaneSyria: AUCK, HORSIES Aurondarklord: what? Aurondarklord: I don't wanna know Aurondarklord: Candy: actually even I don't wanna know! AkaneSyria: XD, I made a horrible typo. My horse hates me in Red Dead Redemption Aurondarklord: NO SHIT IF YOU TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH IT!!!


AmadisAnguiano	Dec 9 2006, 10:25 AM Post #3
"Science vill send you back to Hell, Edison!" Posts: 5,369 Group: Sage Member #36 Joined: December 1, 2006	Bugger turned to look to the bluepill. Aww... normal, he thought to himself. Being the goofball he was, Bugger just decided to have some fun before going back to the elevator. After all, he couldn't just go jumping off of buildings while a bluepill could see. "Sorry, I don't speak english," Bugger said to the workman, despite that Bugger just talked to himself in english.
	"Nikola Tesla was terrified by the occult.... Considering that he was completely insane, it was likely he had been seeing the dead for quite sometime. To worsen the situation, Thomas Edison was a total dick, and decided upon his death to haunt the shit out of Tesla. So Tesla built a beam weapon that can tear reality asunder and unmake all things in its wake... then he put it in a flashlight." - http://www.geist-panik.com/ Amadís Anguiano (Pronunciation Key: Ə-mä-dēs´ Ən-gyä-nō´)


Aurondarklord	Dec 9 2006, 10:34 AM Post #4
Zod Kneels Before ME! Posts: 11,026 Group: Admin Member #3 Joined: November 26, 2006	workman: riiiiight...I'm calling securit.... the workman twitched, and suddenly morphed into an agent. one with unusual bright pink hair tied back in a tight ponytail. she was supposed to have brown hair, same as every other agent before her, regardless of gender, but Agent Chase hadn't turned out right due to some glitches in her RGB profile. the agent folded her arms and gave Bugger an annoyed look. Chase: we've had the conversation about 'playing magician' before Bugger. this Agent's diction was not quite as formal and stern as those that had come before her. she had been compiled after the war, the first agent created with input from the humans. one of the very first female agents, in fact. the Machines, not having a very good understanding of human emotion, had asked the leaders of Zion for help in smoothing over the transition to peacetime from a cultural standpoint, and one of the first suggestions that had been raised by the humans was making the agents, the machines representatives and envoys within the matrix, not be so goddamn threatening, resulting in Agent Chase's creation.
	AkaneSyria: I failz at horsex AkaneSyria: AUCK, HORSIES Aurondarklord: what? Aurondarklord: I don't wanna know Aurondarklord: Candy: actually even I don't wanna know! AkaneSyria: XD, I made a horrible typo. My horse hates me in Red Dead Redemption Aurondarklord: NO SHIT IF YOU TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH IT!!!


AmadisAnguiano	Dec 9 2006, 10:47 AM Post #5
"Science vill send you back to Hell, Edison!" Posts: 5,369 Group: Sage Member #36 Joined: December 1, 2006	"Oh god..." Bugger said, taking a step back. Though the Agents weren't supposed to be threats to redpills any more - and were never supposed to be threats to bluepills - exiles were still quite threatened by them. Grinning nervously as he slowly tried to back away, Bugger raised his hands up in the air in front of himself in an instinctively defensive manner, "I take it the 'Hey, look, déjà vu' trick won't work again?" he asked.
	"Nikola Tesla was terrified by the occult.... Considering that he was completely insane, it was likely he had been seeing the dead for quite sometime. To worsen the situation, Thomas Edison was a total dick, and decided upon his death to haunt the shit out of Tesla. So Tesla built a beam weapon that can tear reality asunder and unmake all things in its wake... then he put it in a flashlight." - http://www.geist-panik.com/ Amadís Anguiano (Pronunciation Key: Ə-mä-dēs´ Ən-gyä-nō´)


Aurondarklord	Dec 9 2006, 10:55 AM Post #6
Zod Kneels Before ME! Posts: 11,026 Group: Admin Member #3 Joined: November 26, 2006	Chase: not unless there's a really cute deja vu cat involved. yep, very much less threatening agent.
	AkaneSyria: I failz at horsex AkaneSyria: AUCK, HORSIES Aurondarklord: what? Aurondarklord: I don't wanna know Aurondarklord: Candy: actually even I don't wanna know! AkaneSyria: XD, I made a horrible typo. My horse hates me in Red Dead Redemption Aurondarklord: NO SHIT IF YOU TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH IT!!!


AmadisAnguiano	Dec 9 2006, 10:57 AM Post #7
"Science vill send you back to Hell, Edison!" Posts: 5,369 Group: Sage Member #36 Joined: December 1, 2006	Bugger stopped to think for a while, then pointed to behind Agent Chase, "Hey! Look! A really cute déjà vu cat!"
	"Nikola Tesla was terrified by the occult.... Considering that he was completely insane, it was likely he had been seeing the dead for quite sometime. To worsen the situation, Thomas Edison was a total dick, and decided upon his death to haunt the shit out of Tesla. So Tesla built a beam weapon that can tear reality asunder and unmake all things in its wake... then he put it in a flashlight." - http://www.geist-panik.com/ Amadís Anguiano (Pronunciation Key: Ə-mä-dēs´ Ən-gyä-nō´)


Larson	Dec 11 2006, 04:39 AM Post #8
Is it Green? Posts: 3,407 Group: Beta Testers Member #18 Joined: November 27, 2006	Rumiko Hagase watched intently from a nearby rooftop as the agent spoke with the strangely dressed man. She did not immediately seem a threat to him, however Silent Master had never liked the agents, and probably never would. "Hmm," she mused, "new package, same product." She placed a hand under her long cloak, preparing to draw one of the twin katana. The agent had advanced slightly the other backed away, pointing off in another direction. Rumiko took this as an opportunity and started running toward them, leaping across the gap between buildings and tumbling to the next rooftop. She rolled up from the ground, back on her feet and drew the weapon. Abandoning stealth in her hate induced state, she charged the agent with blade drawn ready to kill.



Aurondarklord	Dec 11 2006, 04:50 AM Post #9
Zod Kneels Before ME! Posts: 11,026 Group: Admin Member #3 Joined: November 26, 2006	Agent Chase's face suddenly seemed to lose all expression and feeling. she twisted her upper body away from the charging blade so as to avoid changing her attacker's momentum, attempting to grab the woman's sword arm wrist in her vice-grip and hurl her forwards along her path of advance into an air conditioning terminal. Chase: ....good afternoon Ms. Hagase...
	AkaneSyria: I failz at horsex AkaneSyria: AUCK, HORSIES Aurondarklord: what? Aurondarklord: I don't wanna know Aurondarklord: Candy: actually even I don't wanna know! AkaneSyria: XD, I made a horrible typo. My horse hates me in Red Dead Redemption Aurondarklord: NO SHIT IF YOU TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH IT!!!


AmadisAnguiano	Dec 11 2006, 05:02 AM Post #10
"Science vill send you back to Hell, Edison!" Posts: 5,369 Group: Sage Member #36 Joined: December 1, 2006	"Oh god! What the hell are you doing?!" Bugger yelled out as the Japanese woman jumped at the Agent. Bugger then covered his eyes with his hands as Agent Chase changed her mood and attempted to throw the redpill, "Oh, we're gonna die."
	"Nikola Tesla was terrified by the occult.... Considering that he was completely insane, it was likely he had been seeing the dead for quite sometime. To worsen the situation, Thomas Edison was a total dick, and decided upon his death to haunt the shit out of Tesla. So Tesla built a beam weapon that can tear reality asunder and unmake all things in its wake... then he put it in a flashlight." - http://www.geist-panik.com/ Amadís Anguiano (Pronunciation Key: Ə-mä-dēs´ Ən-gyä-nō´)


Larson	Dec 11 2006, 05:02 AM Post #11
Is it Green? Posts: 3,407 Group: Beta Testers Member #18 Joined: November 27, 2006	Silent Master wasn't surprised when the agent dodged the attack and grabbed at her arm. While the agent clamped down on her sword wrist, Rumiko reached back into her cloak and withdrew the hara kiri and slashed down at Agent Chase. She refused to make a sound during the struggle.



Aurondarklord	Dec 11 2006, 05:10 AM Post #12
Zod Kneels Before ME! Posts: 11,026 Group: Admin Member #3 Joined: November 26, 2006	Chase: your behavior is unusual. what motivates you? Chase asked, as part of her primary program to learn about and understand human psychology, to better act as a liason between Machines and humans. Chase palmstruck the side of the blade heading towards her, sending it off course and performing a back handspring to put some distance between herself and the redpill, then drawing her desert eagle handgun. Chase: non-lethal. machine code flashed green over the weapon as Chase activated her matrix-manipulating abilities to change the ammunition type in the gun to fire non-lethal beanbag rounds which were more likely to stun or knock out a human than to kill them, as one of her main directives was to avoid killing redpills if practically possible, so as not to endanger the truce. Chase leveled her gun at the silent master and opened fire.
	AkaneSyria: I failz at horsex AkaneSyria: AUCK, HORSIES Aurondarklord: what? Aurondarklord: I don't wanna know Aurondarklord: Candy: actually even I don't wanna know! AkaneSyria: XD, I made a horrible typo. My horse hates me in Red Dead Redemption Aurondarklord: NO SHIT IF YOU TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH IT!!!


Larson	Dec 11 2006, 05:17 AM Post #13
Is it Green? Posts: 3,407 Group: Beta Testers Member #18 Joined: November 27, 2006	Rumiko was off balance after being tossed aside by Chase. She slid back on the solid roof, leaving a small trail where her feet had dragged back. The bitch was strong, and she started opening fire on her. "Baka yarou!" Silent Master shouted, using the hara kiri as a thin shield at chest level. The first shot was deflected by her katana and the second passed by without incident. She dropped down into a roll preparing to spring back up at the agent with the hara kiri in a killing blow.



Aurondarklord	Dec 11 2006, 05:24 AM Post #14
Zod Kneels Before ME! Posts: 11,026 Group: Admin Member #3 Joined: November 26, 2006	Chase backed up against the building's stairwell entry as silent master rolled towards her, dodging to the right just as she came in for the killing swing with hara kiri, so that the weapon would be jammed into the stairwell entry's metal door and stuck there, before swinging her gun at Silent Master's left temple like its heavy metal barrel were a nightstick. Chase: your actions are futile Ms. Hagase, your endeavor only has the potential of killing the bluepill my programming is currently inhabiting, you cannot effect me at a meaningful level. please explain your actions. are you aware that the war ended some time ago?
	AkaneSyria: I failz at horsex AkaneSyria: AUCK, HORSIES Aurondarklord: what? Aurondarklord: I don't wanna know Aurondarklord: Candy: actually even I don't wanna know! AkaneSyria: XD, I made a horrible typo. My horse hates me in Red Dead Redemption Aurondarklord: NO SHIT IF YOU TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH IT!!!


Larson	Dec 11 2006, 05:32 AM Post #15
Is it Green? Posts: 3,407 Group: Beta Testers Member #18 Joined: November 27, 2006	Rumiko growled as her hara kiri was stuck in the wall and she hissed when the gun was placed to her temple. She left the weapon jammed in the wall and rose to her feet, staring at the agent intently. When hearing that the war was over, Silent Master spit on the roof and muttered in Japanese. "Iku jigoku."



Aurondarklord	Dec 11 2006, 05:36 AM Post #16
Zod Kneels Before ME! Posts: 11,026 Group: Admin Member #3 Joined: November 26, 2006	Chase cocked her head to the side slightly (if you're a law and order fan, think Detective Goren from Criminal Intent) in curiosity. Chase: your reply does not segue properly from my question. is this a linguistic issue? Chase took a defensive stance and Focused.
	AkaneSyria: I failz at horsex AkaneSyria: AUCK, HORSIES Aurondarklord: what? Aurondarklord: I don't wanna know Aurondarklord: Candy: actually even I don't wanna know! AkaneSyria: XD, I made a horrible typo. My horse hates me in Red Dead Redemption Aurondarklord: NO SHIT IF YOU TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH IT!!!


Larson	Dec 11 2006, 05:47 AM Post #17
Is it Green? Posts: 3,407 Group: Beta Testers Member #18 Joined: November 27, 2006	What was the agent's problem? Was this thing just stupid asking such ridiculous questions of the person who had tried to kill it just moments ago? Rumiko rolled her eyes and withdrew the weapon to replace it in her cloak. She turned to see what Bugger was doing before deciding what her next move should be. Chase was apparently not going to keep playing around, and she had a point. There was the possibility of killing the blue pill, but then why in the hell was she worried about them? "Baka puruguramu." Rumiko flatly announced.



AmadisAnguiano	Dec 11 2006, 05:49 AM Post #18
"Science vill send you back to Hell, Edison!" Posts: 5,369 Group: Sage Member #36 Joined: December 1, 2006	Bugger pouted a little when the Agent used Matrix-manipulation, an ability previously only available to his kind before his kind was decided to be obsolete. He remembered how the Agents used to have to call on the Debuggers to make changes like that. Then the Machines just decided it would be efficient to let the Agents have that ability, too, obviously to a much less extent, though. Bugger found it rather insulting, but so would anyone when being told they weren't needed as much any more. Or at all, as was Bugger's case. Thankfully Rumiko proved to be a great distraction to Agent Chase. Bugger was seriously thinking of running right now, but then he'd feel guilty if the redpill got hurt. Bugger ran over and pulled Rumiko away from Agent Chase, "Okay! No more fighting! You two aren't even supposed to be fighting!" he said, pulling Rumiko what was hopefully a safe distance away from Agent Chase, whether that was for the redpill or the agent's well being wasn't clear. But Bugger then did proceed to hide behind Rumiko, "Hahaha, never thought I'd see the day when a redpill would save me."
	"Nikola Tesla was terrified by the occult.... Considering that he was completely insane, it was likely he had been seeing the dead for quite sometime. To worsen the situation, Thomas Edison was a total dick, and decided upon his death to haunt the shit out of Tesla. So Tesla built a beam weapon that can tear reality asunder and unmake all things in its wake... then he put it in a flashlight." - http://www.geist-panik.com/ Amadís Anguiano (Pronunciation Key: Ə-mä-dēs´ Ən-gyä-nō´)


Aurondarklord	Dec 11 2006, 05:59 AM Post #19
Zod Kneels Before ME! Posts: 11,026 Group: Admin Member #3 Joined: November 26, 2006	Chase was really confused by now. this manifested in the form of a string of loose code appearing next to her head in the form of what looked like a coded anime sweatdrop. Chase: Bugger is correct. we should not be fighting. why are you fighting me? Chase's tone had changed back a bit from the expected agent monotone to a more realistic and curious sound.
	AkaneSyria: I failz at horsex AkaneSyria: AUCK, HORSIES Aurondarklord: what? Aurondarklord: I don't wanna know Aurondarklord: Candy: actually even I don't wanna know! AkaneSyria: XD, I made a horrible typo. My horse hates me in Red Dead Redemption Aurondarklord: NO SHIT IF YOU TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH IT!!!


Larson	Dec 11 2006, 06:09 AM Post #20
Is it Green? Posts: 3,407 Group: Beta Testers Member #18 Joined: November 27, 2006	Rumiko stared at Bugger for a moment, puzzled by his response to her. Why would he be surprised by someone like her saving him? It wasn't like people within this hellish computer simulation didn't want to try and look out for each other. Though her primary goal was just do do damage to the agent; she wanted revenge for the others and she was determined to get it one way or another. "Save you?" She scoffed, looking back over toward the agent. "Abazureon'na." She then started to walk away, not answering Chase's question.



Aurondarklord	Dec 11 2006, 10:01 PM Post #21
Zod Kneels Before ME! Posts: 11,026 Group: Admin Member #3 Joined: November 26, 2006	Chase mused to herself, or perhaps into her comlink Chase: redpill expresses uncooperative and spiteful attitude, refuses to answer questions. possible insanity?
	AkaneSyria: I failz at horsex AkaneSyria: AUCK, HORSIES Aurondarklord: what? Aurondarklord: I don't wanna know Aurondarklord: Candy: actually even I don't wanna know! AkaneSyria: XD, I made a horrible typo. My horse hates me in Red Dead Redemption Aurondarklord: NO SHIT IF YOU TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH IT!!!


AmadisAnguiano	Dec 11 2006, 10:27 PM Post #22
"Science vill send you back to Hell, Edison!" Posts: 5,369 Group: Sage Member #36 Joined: December 1, 2006	Bugger was almost as confused by The Silent Master as Agent Chase was, "Language barrier? That's one wall I can't tweak. But are you guys supposed to be able to download learnin' whenever you want? You should try english," he said as she walked away, not meaning to be rude, but he had no idea what she said. The exile sighed as Rumiko started walking away, and though his first instinct was to follow after for protection, he decided just to move a little and stand between the two women. He looked over to Agent Chase, "Okay, just let her go, can't say many people like Agents. Not insanity, just strong feelings against you. Any way, if you promise not to bug her any more, you can take me in for deletion if you want," he said, trying to make up for feeling like he had gotten Rumiko in trouble.
	"Nikola Tesla was terrified by the occult.... Considering that he was completely insane, it was likely he had been seeing the dead for quite sometime. To worsen the situation, Thomas Edison was a total dick, and decided upon his death to haunt the shit out of Tesla. So Tesla built a beam weapon that can tear reality asunder and unmake all things in its wake... then he put it in a flashlight." - http://www.geist-panik.com/ Amadís Anguiano (Pronunciation Key: Ə-mä-dēs´ Ən-gyä-nō´)


Aurondarklord	Dec 11 2006, 10:44 PM Post #23
Zod Kneels Before ME! Posts: 11,026 Group: Admin Member #3 Joined: November 26, 2006	Chase: I'm not bugging her! she came after me! and I don't want to delete you, that's not part of my programming, I'm a peacekeeping model, not an assassin. I just want you to stop scaring the poor little bluepills and her to seek intensive professional help.
	AkaneSyria: I failz at horsex AkaneSyria: AUCK, HORSIES Aurondarklord: what? Aurondarklord: I don't wanna know Aurondarklord: Candy: actually even I don't wanna know! AkaneSyria: XD, I made a horrible typo. My horse hates me in Red Dead Redemption Aurondarklord: NO SHIT IF YOU TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH IT!!!


AmadisAnguiano	Dec 11 2006, 10:49 PM Post #24
"Science vill send you back to Hell, Edison!" Posts: 5,369 Group: Sage Member #36 Joined: December 1, 2006	"I never said she didn't attack you first. And what? Peacekeeping model?" Bugger looked fairly confused again, though his expression changed, "And I don't scare anyone! An Agent telling me I'M scaring people... what's the world coming to?"
	"Nikola Tesla was terrified by the occult.... Considering that he was completely insane, it was likely he had been seeing the dead for quite sometime. To worsen the situation, Thomas Edison was a total dick, and decided upon his death to haunt the shit out of Tesla. So Tesla built a beam weapon that can tear reality asunder and unmake all things in its wake... then he put it in a flashlight." - http://www.geist-panik.com/ Amadís Anguiano (Pronunciation Key: Ə-mä-dēs´ Ən-gyä-nō´)


Aurondarklord	Dec 11 2006, 10:56 PM Post #25
Zod Kneels Before ME! Posts: 11,026 Group: Admin Member #3 Joined: November 26, 2006	Chase: humans obsess. I think that one with you is an obvious example. when they can't determine the secrets of your supposed magic tricks, it will trigger that streak of obsession in some, leading to disorderly conduct that makes my job a great deal more difficult.
	AkaneSyria: I failz at horsex AkaneSyria: AUCK, HORSIES Aurondarklord: what? Aurondarklord: I don't wanna know Aurondarklord: Candy: actually even I don't wanna know! AkaneSyria: XD, I made a horrible typo. My horse hates me in Red Dead Redemption Aurondarklord: NO SHIT IF YOU TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH IT!!!


AmadisAnguiano	Dec 11 2006, 11:01 PM Post #26
"Science vill send you back to Hell, Edison!" Posts: 5,369 Group: Sage Member #36 Joined: December 1, 2006	"Somebody watched 'The Illusionist' one too many times..." Bugger said, lifting an eyebrow at Agent Chase. "Since when do you guys come in peaceful versions? There's a world wide order for the head of all exiles. Aren't you gonna get in trouble for not turning me in?" he asked.
	"Nikola Tesla was terrified by the occult.... Considering that he was completely insane, it was likely he had been seeing the dead for quite sometime. To worsen the situation, Thomas Edison was a total dick, and decided upon his death to haunt the shit out of Tesla. So Tesla built a beam weapon that can tear reality asunder and unmake all things in its wake... then he put it in a flashlight." - http://www.geist-panik.com/ Amadís Anguiano (Pronunciation Key: Ə-mä-dēs´ Ən-gyä-nō´)


Larson	Dec 11 2006, 11:09 PM Post #27
Is it Green? Posts: 3,407 Group: Beta Testers Member #18 Joined: November 27, 2006	Silent Master stopped walking and listened intently to what the two were speaking about. She was surprised that Bugger was more than just a normal red pill, and even more surprised by Chase being a peacekeeping model. After the two paused in their conversation, Rumiko turned back to stare at them both. First Chase, and then Bugger. "I speak English fine." She said and then, jumped from the side of the building. She rolled through the air, spinning until finally landing on the ground. Silent Master rose from the ground and walked away as if nothing had happened.



Aurondarklord	Dec 11 2006, 11:11 PM Post #28
Zod Kneels Before ME! Posts: 11,026 Group: Admin Member #3 Joined: November 26, 2006	Chase: that is not my function, I was compiled to act as a liason between human redpills, and machines, hence my appearance. she sighed as Silent Master jumped off the roof. Chase: some job I'm doing of it...
	AkaneSyria: I failz at horsex AkaneSyria: AUCK, HORSIES Aurondarklord: what? Aurondarklord: I don't wanna know Aurondarklord: Candy: actually even I don't wanna know! AkaneSyria: XD, I made a horrible typo. My horse hates me in Red Dead Redemption Aurondarklord: NO SHIT IF YOU TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH IT!!!


AmadisAnguiano	Dec 11 2006, 11:30 PM Post #29
"Science vill send you back to Hell, Edison!" Posts: 5,369 Group: Sage Member #36 Joined: December 1, 2006	Bugger watched as Rumiko jumped off the roof, "Aww... I wanted to do that...." He then looked back to Agent Chase, "That's quite a job you have. That's not gonna be easy at all. Hell, most redpills don't like programs like Me, and I never even done Anything to them. You can only imagine they're not gonna like your kind, at least not right away." He then cautiously came over up to Agent Chase, looking at her for a while, then poked her in the shoulder as if testing if she was real, "So... you're not gonna turn me in? Other Agents aren't gonna show up and start shooting at me, are they?"
	"Nikola Tesla was terrified by the occult.... Considering that he was completely insane, it was likely he had been seeing the dead for quite sometime. To worsen the situation, Thomas Edison was a total dick, and decided upon his death to haunt the shit out of Tesla. So Tesla built a beam weapon that can tear reality asunder and unmake all things in its wake... then he put it in a flashlight." - http://www.geist-panik.com/ Amadís Anguiano (Pronunciation Key: Ə-mä-dēs´ Ən-gyä-nō´)


Aurondarklord	Dec 11 2006, 11:32 PM Post #30
Zod Kneels Before ME! Posts: 11,026 Group: Admin Member #3 Joined: November 26, 2006	whether Chase was real or not was a very nebulous philosophical question, but within the matrix she was quite solid and pokeable. she made a little squeaking sound when poked. apparently she'd been programmed to be....cute. or at least some approximation thereof. Chase: not that I know of...
	AkaneSyria: I failz at horsex AkaneSyria: AUCK, HORSIES Aurondarklord: what? Aurondarklord: I don't wanna know Aurondarklord: Candy: actually even I don't wanna know! AkaneSyria: XD, I made a horrible typo. My horse hates me in Red Dead Redemption Aurondarklord: NO SHIT IF YOU TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH IT!!!


AmadisAnguiano	Dec 11 2006, 11:35 PM Post #31
"Science vill send you back to Hell, Edison!" Posts: 5,369 Group: Sage Member #36 Joined: December 1, 2006	"Hahaha! Alright! Today's my lucky day then. Jeez, you should have said that before. You could have given he heart attacks those times you popped out of a bluepill to yell at me," Bugger said, "Hehehe, well, I can finally say what I've always wanted to: I love your hair! Though it'd be cuter in pigtails."
	"Nikola Tesla was terrified by the occult.... Considering that he was completely insane, it was likely he had been seeing the dead for quite sometime. To worsen the situation, Thomas Edison was a total dick, and decided upon his death to haunt the shit out of Tesla. So Tesla built a beam weapon that can tear reality asunder and unmake all things in its wake... then he put it in a flashlight." - http://www.geist-panik.com/ Amadís Anguiano (Pronunciation Key: Ə-mä-dēs´ Ən-gyä-nō´)


Stu	Dec 17 2006, 03:34 PM Post #32
I dislike you Posts: 5,424 Group: Members Member #10 Joined: November 26, 2006	*the two would be interrupted by the "whumph" sound of someone landing on the roof, a young male redpill, who was breathing a little heavy and came up in a roll, rushing over the ledge Silent Master disappeared over. Holding a brown pacakged in his right hand and a cane in the other, he looked over the side, but saw no more sign of her among the crowds of people. He groaned a little in disappointment before speaking out in an southern english accent" Forger:...Bugger
	Aurondarklord--You Are Terminated says: OKAY, THERE YOU HAVE IT! I ADMITTED BEING WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING!!! PRINT IT OUT AND HAVE IT FUCKING FRAMED!!


AmadisAnguiano	Dec 17 2006, 11:49 PM Post #33
"Science vill send you back to Hell, Edison!" Posts: 5,369 Group: Sage Member #36 Joined: December 1, 2006	Bugger turned around with a big smile, "Alright! English accent man!" he couldn't help but say to himself. He then place a hand to his chin, "Hm, a lot more variety of redpills lately, huh?" he asked no one in general. He looked back to Agent Chase, to see if she had made a reaction to what he said, but then just assumed she was more of the logic only type of Agents, "Smith sure gave them a scare," he said, talking to himself. Shrugging, he turned back to Forger, "Whatcha got there?" he asked, looking to his brown package, "Needed to get it to that redpill that just left? I could help you find her if you want. I kinda owe her a favor... I think," Bugger said, scratching his head, wondering if the situation that had passed actually had counted as her saving him.
	"Nikola Tesla was terrified by the occult.... Considering that he was completely insane, it was likely he had been seeing the dead for quite sometime. To worsen the situation, Thomas Edison was a total dick, and decided upon his death to haunt the shit out of Tesla. So Tesla built a beam weapon that can tear reality asunder and unmake all things in its wake... then he put it in a flashlight." - http://www.geist-panik.com/ Amadís Anguiano (Pronunciation Key: Ə-mä-dēs´ Ən-gyä-nō´)


Stu	Dec 18 2006, 12:31 AM Post #34
I dislike you Posts: 5,424 Group: Members Member #10 Joined: November 26, 2006	Bugger referring to SM as a "redpill" made Forger realise he was talking to an Exile, and he seemed to be a bit uncomfortable by this, but the presence of the agent, who he at least KNEW had to follow certain rules, eased it a bit Forger: Yes...I've been chasing down the woman for the past hour, but I don't think she was aware of my presence and she moves fast across the roofs. As for the contents of the parcel, suffice it to say I would not be allowed to divulge such details even if I knew, which I don't. And while you're kind offer is much appreciated, I would hate to interrupt your business with the lady nearby. he does a slight bow to Claire, with a little hand flourish Good afternoon...he sucked back in some air Ah....must remember to wait to get my breath back next time before going on so much...
	Aurondarklord--You Are Terminated says: OKAY, THERE YOU HAVE IT! I ADMITTED BEING WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING!!! PRINT IT OUT AND HAVE IT FUCKING FRAMED!!


AmadisAnguiano	Dec 18 2006, 12:40 AM Post #35
"Science vill send you back to Hell, Edison!" Posts: 5,369 Group: Sage Member #36 Joined: December 1, 2006	Bugger chuckled, "I thought you redpills realized this wasn't actually your kind of air?" he asked. He then turned to look to Agent Chase, then back to Forger, "Well, I find her really cute and all, but I don't really have much business with her. She just likes to come ruin my fun it seems. At least she's not trying to kill me. Surprising, no?" he asked, as if testing to see if he wasn't the only one surprised that an Agent wouldn't be trying to kill an exile.
	"Nikola Tesla was terrified by the occult.... Considering that he was completely insane, it was likely he had been seeing the dead for quite sometime. To worsen the situation, Thomas Edison was a total dick, and decided upon his death to haunt the shit out of Tesla. So Tesla built a beam weapon that can tear reality asunder and unmake all things in its wake... then he put it in a flashlight." - http://www.geist-panik.com/ Amadís Anguiano (Pronunciation Key: Ə-mä-dēs´ Ən-gyä-nō´)


Larson	Dec 18 2006, 02:03 AM Post #36
Is it Green? Posts: 3,407 Group: Beta Testers Member #18 Joined: November 27, 2006	"Damned Agents," Rumiko said ruefully while walking through the streets filled with red and blue pills alike. Just what was with that Agent? Is that what the programmers thought a woman agent should be, incredibly stupid? She shook her head, putting the moment behind, she had another mission to fulfill at the moment. The days frustration and torment could be worked out later in the real world, but for now she was on a search mission. Silent Master clenched her jaw, throwing her facial features into a very stern and serious mask. There was a massive crowd gathering, which she had no problem shouldering her way through until she reached the World Trade plaza, where her contact would be waiting. The twin katana uncomfortably pulled on her back, making it awkward to walk without drawing some attention to herself. Seeing an alley, Rumiko ducked into it and hid behind a dumpster so that she could adjust her weapons out of sight before continuing on her way. It was not very smart for her to be carrying such large and obviously dangerous weapons around, however she could not think of herself without them. They were a symbol of honor, and all that she had remaining from both this virtual hell and the real world. This so called controversial finding had better damn well be worth the effort and time getting here... Rumiko thought, finishing her adjustments, emerging from the alley and once again blending into the crowd.



Stu	Dec 18 2006, 10:59 PM Post #37
I dislike you Posts: 5,424 Group: Members Member #10 Joined: November 26, 2006	Forger: It is. Oh, forgive me...I'm known as Forger.
	Aurondarklord--You Are Terminated says: OKAY, THERE YOU HAVE IT! I ADMITTED BEING WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING!!! PRINT IT OUT AND HAVE IT FUCKING FRAMED!!


AmadisAnguiano	Dec 18 2006, 11:07 PM Post #38
"Science vill send you back to Hell, Edison!" Posts: 5,369 Group: Sage Member #36 Joined: December 1, 2006	The exile smiled and held his hand out to shake Forger's hand, "I'm known as Bugger. Yes, that's my name. Feel free to make any joke you want, I find them quite amusing," he said, smiling honestly.
	"Nikola Tesla was terrified by the occult.... Considering that he was completely insane, it was likely he had been seeing the dead for quite sometime. To worsen the situation, Thomas Edison was a total dick, and decided upon his death to haunt the shit out of Tesla. So Tesla built a beam weapon that can tear reality asunder and unmake all things in its wake... then he put it in a flashlight." - http://www.geist-panik.com/ Amadís Anguiano (Pronunciation Key: Ə-mä-dēs´ Ən-gyä-nō´)


Stu	Dec 18 2006, 11:13 PM Post #39
I dislike you Posts: 5,424 Group: Members Member #10 Joined: November 26, 2006	Forger: ...I don't know any insect jokes. ;) he shakes the exile's hand
	Aurondarklord--You Are Terminated says: OKAY, THERE YOU HAVE IT! I ADMITTED BEING WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING!!! PRINT IT OUT AND HAVE IT FUCKING FRAMED!!


AmadisAnguiano	Dec 18 2006, 11:19 PM Post #40
"Science vill send you back to Hell, Edison!" Posts: 5,369 Group: Sage Member #36 Joined: December 1, 2006	"Insects?" Bugger asked as he shook Forger's hand, "Hm... not familiar with those ones. But any ways, so, would you like me to help you find your friend? I don't know if you redpills can do this or not, but I can spot you redpills in the Matrix from a mile away," he basically bragged.
	"Nikola Tesla was terrified by the occult.... Considering that he was completely insane, it was likely he had been seeing the dead for quite sometime. To worsen the situation, Thomas Edison was a total dick, and decided upon his death to haunt the shit out of Tesla. So Tesla built a beam weapon that can tear reality asunder and unmake all things in its wake... then he put it in a flashlight." - http://www.geist-panik.com/ Amadís Anguiano (Pronunciation Key: Ə-mä-dēs´ Ən-gyä-nō´)


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