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112 signs that you are a wrestling fan; A list... yes...
Topic Started: Oct 28 2006, 04:59 PM (369 Views)
Alistair Ravenmane
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This is a list of 112 signs that you are a true wrestling fan... or are just rabidly obsessed... either/or really. ANYWAY, before reading each one, it might help if you read this phrase before each item: "You know you're a wrestling fan when..."

enjoy.

1) Someone pisses you off and you tell them to "suck it"
2) You put your sibling in the masterlock for being an ass
3) Someone gives you a mean look, and you give them the people's eyebrow
4) When you stand behing someone, and start "tuning up the band"
5) You have the sudden urge to put someone in the sharpshooter when whenever they're on the ground
6) you start claiming that you have won events with "a broken freakin neck"
7) you wear revealing spandex in public
8) you punch someone and stomp on the ground to make it sound louder
9) you give your boss a stunner, and then give him a beer bath
10) you tell someone your last name, and what you like to do
11) You have the urge to RKO anyone above 50 just to refer to yourself as "the legend killer"
12) You enter a classroom with a Randy Orton pose
13) Walk like vince around the track during gym class
14) Repeat feuds with classmates every 3 to 6 months
15) You wanna hit someone with a chair because they look at you the wrong way
16) You need a theme song to enter a room
17) you say "and that's the bottom like" at the end of every sentence
18) you do the dx crotch chop to your bus driver on the last day of school
19) you rip your shirt off before a confrontation
20) you get the urge to spear ppl right as they turn around when theyre not paying attention
21) you do something impressive and do the "you cant see me" sign
22) you've done ur version of a swanton into a pool or on a trampoline
23) you've pretended a couch cushion was a steal chair
24) instead of playing cops n robbers, cowboys n indians, or star wars, you played wwf, wcw, or ecw.
25) as a kid you made up your own fed with your friends
26) you listen to entrance music at times other than when wrestling is on
27) if you get in a fight, ur first instinct is to duck their punch and give them a rock bottom
28) when your anywhere where there's steal folding chairs, u really, really, wanna pick one up and hit someone with it
29) you see a 15-foot ladder and the first thought that enters your mind is "Ladder match"
30) you see somebody laying on the their stomach u suddenly have the urge 2 put them in the ankle lock
31) you start trying to sell moves in in school and do the sweet chin music on a teacher
32) u go to an adult film section and u look for a film featuring val venis
33) you and your uni flat mates make a harcore belt and put the 24 /7 in place*
34) you start talking like JR in every aspect of ur life
35) someone says: "I got 2 words 4 ya" And you say: "Shut up"
36) you run around the house saying OH MY GOOODDDD all the time for no apparent reason
37) You frequently have urges to do moves on people.
38) you have a 6 cd changer in your car and they're filled with wwe cd's
39) a Stone Cold Stunner is your solution to a problem and something you would do in a fight
40) you ask some one there name and when there about to answer you say "IT Doesnt Matter What Your Name Is!"
41) you go down to your local hardware store and buy all the stuff needed to build ur own elimination chamber
42) you have all the wrestlers songs on your Itunes and Ipod
43) you have the old action figures
44) you have every pay per view on video casette
45) someone says something dumb, and you look at another person and say "DID HE JUST THAT WHAT I THOUGHT HE SAID.....TELL ME!...HE JUST DIDNT SAY WHAT i THOUGHT HE SAID!!! SUCKA!!"
46) you ask the guy at the kareeokee bar if they have "sexy boy" by shawn michaels available
47) you can't help to giggle a bit when you hear someone say "What?"
48) one of your secret fantasies is to own a WWE Championship Belt so you can have your own "24/7" rule!!
49) ur first day in high school wrestling u apply the following moves:

masterlock
pedigree
sharpshooter
jackhammer
last ride
tombston piledriver
rko
50) When you ACTUALLY use the afforementioned moves in a fight
51) you call people jabronis
52) you see a table your first instinct is to put someone through it
53) it takes all the power in the world, not to answer teachers questioning why, with a CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO
54) u refer to yourself as the best there is the best there was and the best there ever will be
55) bought a WWE belt
56) made your own show
57) used a steel chair on some1
58) used a caged trampoline and announced it as a CAGE match
59) used the pedigree, tombstone, rock bottom, rko, sweet chin music, last ride, chokeslam, masterlock, and FU on people at school
60) wrote DX somewhere in spraypaint
61) have DX all over your school stuff
62) told ur teachers and ppl you dont like to suck it
63) talked about WWE in school
64) used the crotch chops
65) told someone that it doesnt matter what thier name is
66) said brother in hogans voice
67) slammed someone through a table
68) acted like the dead man
69) dressed up like kane
70) told someone you where a rated r superstar
71) when you sing sexy boy
72) when you say that was a real slobberknocker
73) You tell someone, "I'm gonna shine this "whatever" up so nice.. Turn it side was.. And stick it up your candy ass!"
74) you have applied the stink face to your brothers...
75) you have Trish and Lita posters on your wall
76) you go to history and see on google search engine " naked wwe divas "
77) you have more then 30 wrestling themes on your Mp3 Player
78)during the first day of school and your teacher asks, "What do your friends call you?".. And you replie " It doesn't matter what my friends call me!"
79) you work at the McDonald's drive-thru and tell the customer "if they want their meal supersized Give me a Hell Yeah"
80) you toss a chair to someone, and then fall down a pretend to faint like Eddie Guerrero in front of a teacher
81) your sibling is laying on his back and you have the sudden urge to do the peoples elbow.
82) you buy yourself a authentic Kane mask to scare your neighbour.
83) someone says "you cant see me" and you walk into them and push them into a wall and say "oops, sry i couldnt see you"
84) you score in a game(Football, Basketball ETC) and you taunt your opponents with Crotch Chops
85) You have made someone pass out via the Masterlock, and then pulled off a sock, put it on your hand, and applied the mandible claw
86) you KO someone in a fight thats twice your wieght and a foot taller then you, with a lil Sweet Chin Music, lmao
87) you see someone passed out u raise their arm up three times to see if they really are knockout
88) you see an apple you just wanna chew it up and spit it in someone's face
89) somebody yawns you feel an urge to give him/her the mandible claw
90) you go to a Japanese restaurant, you start a "USA! USA!" chant
91) Instead of hugging relatives you give them bear hugs & mandible claws
92) You begin to shake someone's hand in public, but then hesitate to look for the crowd's response
92) You tell your significant other, "Not tonight, I'm watching RAW"
93) Every time you sit down at a table you consider how easily it might break if you were to moonsault it
94) On a job application, you state your residence as "parts unknown"
95) After you beat someone up, you spray paint their back
96) You elbow smash your dog & turn him/her over for the three count
97) You do heel turns on your best friends for no reason
98) You don't understand why there are wars when a steel-cage or grudge match would settle everything.
99) Instead of reading a bedtime story to your kids, you put them in a sleeper.
100) Instead of punishing your kids by grounding them, you threaten them with stunners, choke slams & tombstones
101) you search and search the bible for the book of Austin.
102) If you quit your Job because you have to find your "Smile."
103) If you hit your co-worker in head with a chair while your manager is distracting him.
104) you rate women on a scale of Chyna to Hardy.
105) If whenever you walk into a party you tell them to "cut the music."
106) If you get into an argument with a co-worker and challenge him to a loser must retire match.
107) You are refereeing a sporting event and just as someone cheats, you turn your head.
108) You think a tilt-a-whirl looks fun.
109) Your teacher gives you detention, so you give him a Stone Cold Stunner and walk out of class, flashing your middle fingers.
110) You won't come out of your room until your parents play your theme on the radio.
111) You get fired from work then show up the next day wearing a mask.
112) you have ever tried to attempt a stink face on a relative

*Before the WWE Hardcore title belt was abandoned by the WWE, there was a rule that stated "the title would have to be defended constantly. This means that at any time, the hardcore champion could be attacked by someone, so long as a referee was around. (Eg. in one scenario, Crash Holly paid the APA to protect him while he slept. Long story short, they got distracted, and someone pinned him while he was sleeping, and therefore became the new Hardcore Champion)
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Award(s):

-Most Insane Things Done{Epic}

-Badge of Win {June 22, 2008 - June 29, 2008}

-Badge of Awesomeness {July 1, 2008 - July 31, 2008}


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Yanno, when I began reading this I planned on replying with a list of ones that applied to me. I soon after lost count, and this is why there is no list. Now I guess that this next thing I hafta say fits pretty well, given the circumstances.

And if you're not down with that, I got two words for ya.

*Suck It!*

And that's the bottomline, 'cause IBIS said so.

((Oh yeah, two phrases mixed into one. I'd say 'You Can't See Me', but then I'd have to commit suicide because Cena has 97 Dumbass Points.))
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Alistair Ravenmane
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97 dumbass points?

Dude, isn't your dumbass scale a 1 to 10 thing?
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-Most Insane Things Done{Epic}

-Badge of Win {June 22, 2008 - June 29, 2008}

-Badge of Awesomeness {July 1, 2008 - July 31, 2008}


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Yep.
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Alistair Ravenmane
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Wow...

ANYWAY...

Here's a simple fact that may help you understand how many of the things on that list i have actually done...

I was reading through the first 23, and found that the only thing i haven't done is RKO someone above 50 just to refer to myself as "The Legend Killer"... yet...
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-Most Insane Things Done{Epic}

-Badge of Win {June 22, 2008 - June 29, 2008}

-Badge of Awesomeness {July 1, 2008 - July 31, 2008}


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Ziekfried Tuvai
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ive done way too many of those btw could calling yourself the king of kings apply to being an avid wrestling fan?
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I am the King of Kings, and its not because I am an avid wrestling fan. Its because I really am, yanno, the King of all other Kings. I mean, c'mon, I am THE King. The one and only. The 'I' that is in 'King', is ME. I mean, its common sense.

Now, OTHER people who refer to themselves are not neccesarily avid wrestling fans. The could be Jesus fans who've been hitting the local pubs a little hard. The could be Triple H fans who've watched WM22 too many times. They could be worthy followers of me. Who knows? More specifically, who cares? As long as everyone is happy, everything is fine. Right? Right? RIGHT?!

HELL NO IT ISN'T RIGHT! PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY ARE THE KING OF KINGS DESERVE TO BE RELIEVED OF THEIR NETHER-REGIONS FOR THE SIMPLE FACT THEY DON'T HAVE THE BRAIN COMPACITY FOR PROPER USAGE OF ANY BODILY FUNCTIONS, LET ALONE IN THAT DEPARTMENT!

Why? I'll tell you why. Because everyone, even good ole' Chuck Norris knows that I am THE King of Kings. And people who refute that fall into the K-Fed category. And if you don't understand what I'm saying, why don't ya pop open a can of lemonade and cry about how you will never know what it feels like to be right.

And I don't care if you don't like my analogy of stupidity! I don't care if you cannot even connect it! Because I, I, am THE King, the KING of Kings, the #1 Official Badass of this site, and the only person to EVER defeat Chuck Norris in an argument, even if I forced myself to forget about it in the sense of self-preservation!

>_> <_<
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O.o

wow than when it comes to the king of kings thing i'm a triple H fan.

and now I'm officially scared........

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