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| Tweet Topic Started: May 23 2006, 06:25 PM (245 Views) | |
| IBIS | May 23 2006, 06:25 PM Post #1 |
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For too long have women been able to argue with us, defy us, and then make us feel guilty about it. They hold the keys to our souls, and have for years been bettering us. BUT NO LONGER! This is a translated list of terms that women use to get the upper hand against us. Use it, and victory shall be ours! *Star Wars music* FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are either right, or wrong yet refuse to admit it, knwing you won't let it down. Either way, and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine". GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome. |
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| Shadow THE Pirate Captain | May 28 2006, 12:42 AM Post #2 |
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I Appreciate Monster Hunter
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ANOTHER THING If you notice something about a girl(i.e. blemishes or exposed underclothing, etc.) don't tell her or she'll hate you(unless ur a girl)trust me i know |
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| Alistair Ravenmane | May 28 2006, 11:53 AM Post #3 |
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This is just a wild guess, but... You said that to either Faryn(sp?) or one of the Paterak(sp?) twins before, didn't you? |
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| Shadow THE Pirate Captain | May 28 2006, 07:18 PM Post #4 |
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I Appreciate Monster Hunter
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maybe |
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(>*-*)>----Most Suicidal Attack in the EPIC -----<(*-*<) The melting point of pure gold on the Kelvin scale is 1337 This siggy is protected by the UKS(United Kirby Society) (The kirbys you see here were not killed by anyone nor did they die from emoticon tumors over-shadowing their bodies) (>*-*)>^(*-*)^<(*-*<)b(*-*)d(>*-*)>^(*-*)^<(*-*<)v(*-*)v (These kirbys were put here by Kirbys R Us) | |
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| Alistair Ravenmane | May 28 2006, 07:43 PM Post #5 |
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which one, Captain... |
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| Shadow THE Pirate Captain | May 29 2006, 11:06 AM Post #6 |
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faryn and one of the twins |
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(>*-*)>----Most Suicidal Attack in the EPIC -----<(*-*<) The melting point of pure gold on the Kelvin scale is 1337 This siggy is protected by the UKS(United Kirby Society) (The kirbys you see here were not killed by anyone nor did they die from emoticon tumors over-shadowing their bodies) (>*-*)>^(*-*)^<(*-*<)b(*-*)d(>*-*)>^(*-*)^<(*-*<)v(*-*)v (These kirbys were put here by Kirbys R Us) | |
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| Alistair Ravenmane | May 29 2006, 12:10 PM Post #7 |
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.... Dumbass... |
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| Deathscythe | May 29 2006, 06:50 PM Post #8 |
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Things that Captain does that you shouldn't -Stalking It is common scence but it has it's own effects. SOMEPEOPLE do not understand this. -Circles Do not walk around your 'prey'. It is insane and just not right. If you do this your 'prey' will think your crazy. DO NOT DO THIS. Um...that's it....for now....at least those that i rember and/or have been mentioned so far... |
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Life is nothing more than a gift. As easy it is to give a life, it is just as easy to take one. The misuse of one's life may end up in it being taken away. As another life has left, at least one more has come into this world. If you do not believe this then don't. Many humans do not understand the complexity of a death. It is much more than a simple stop of the heart-beat. If you are still in disbelief, than your life is useless. All people you waste around will not take you seriously.You must change now or else you shall suffer. Death is your friend. It doesn't wish to hurt you. It only wants to please you by grouping you with others like you, good or bad. Ying and Yang. One another. If you reject death the you reject life. Let both go and you are left alone in a void. "History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace, and revolution continue on forever." -Marimeia Khushrenada, Endless Waltz "Nothing will last forever No need to stay here Free you from an endless spell You should leave now find you well Let the four winds blow again You make your own story" "Of the Darkness A boundless expance Join us And you shall attend fortitude" "Seekers of Light... Beleive not in Forever... Believe not in Truth... For they are both empty and inconstant, as are all things..." -All quoted from Phantasy Star Online Episode 3 [RPGData:22450|10|129|214|144|144|239|200|Dragon Sword|Dragon Armor|Dwarf|52965|None|None|144|7|1|0|None|NaN|None|None] | |
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| Shadow THE Pirate Captain | May 29 2006, 08:04 PM Post #9 |
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I Appreciate Monster Hunter
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MORE THINGS I DO THAT YOU SHOULDN'T POKING They hate it when you poke them, unless you ask them, but they usually say no, so don't do it. STARING Don't stare at them, it annoys them, they hate it, it bothers them. it doesn't matter where you stare, just don't (I DON'T STALK PEOPLE) |
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| Will | May 29 2006, 09:28 PM Post #10 |
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Oh yeah, I was talking to Noelle, And she said that in band alls you would do was stare at the back of her head! XD |
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| Shadow THE Pirate Captain | May 30 2006, 05:19 AM Post #11 |
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I Appreciate Monster Hunter
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Okay, but i didn't like her in seventh grade or sixth, and she played percussion which was in the back of the class and trumpets were infront of them, so i don't think it was band. |
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| Alistair Ravenmane | May 30 2006, 06:34 PM Post #12 |
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No excuses. You screwed up... big time... End of Story. |
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| Shadow THE Pirate Captain | May 31 2006, 05:43 AM Post #13 |
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i must have done something right, they all forgave me |
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| Alistair Ravenmane | May 31 2006, 02:19 PM Post #14 |
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Or you must be lucky. Either one is rather likely. |
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| IBIS | May 31 2006, 04:51 PM Post #15 |
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>_>. You guys are the ammo which women use to deface the reputation of the male gender. <_< |
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| Alistair Ravenmane | May 31 2006, 05:12 PM Post #16 |
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True, but you are the gun. |
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| Shadow THE Pirate Captain | May 31 2006, 05:14 PM Post #17 |
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true, but...(goes to lightpost)...Uhh, nvrmnd |
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| Alistair Ravenmane | Jun 3 2006, 11:30 AM Post #18 |
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not a problem. |
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| Shadow THE Pirate Captain | Jun 4 2006, 08:12 PM Post #19 |
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What other kind of ammo is there besides gun ammo? |
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