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| Reasons It's Good to be a Woman | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 22 2006, 07:08 PM (185 Views) | |
| Firefly | May 22 2006, 07:08 PM Post #1 |
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Experienced Grunt
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1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3. Taxis stop for us. 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo. 6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. 7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end. 9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 10. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot. 13. We will never regret piercing our ears. 14.There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway. |
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| HardyHarHar | May 22 2006, 08:36 PM Post #2 |
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I Appreciate Monster Hunter
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lol wow, Totally bash the males why don't you
:P Kinda reminded me of the why chocolate is better than sex thing lol |
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| Will | May 22 2006, 08:59 PM Post #3 |
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THE SECOND PRECURSOR
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Reasons why men are better 1. No pregancy, you complain about it a lot, so its gotta be bad. 'Nuff said. |
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| Cloudnyne | May 23 2006, 05:38 PM Post #4 |
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D.Gray-Man :]
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Let's compare... Firefly has 15 reasons why women are better. Will has 1 reason why men are better... Now which number is bigger? |
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| IBIS | May 23 2006, 06:00 PM Post #5 |
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O_o Yeah? Well take this. How to Shower Like a Woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk into bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror. Make mental note...Must do more sit-ups. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone. Wash your hair with Cucumber Sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with Grapefruit Mint conditioner, enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes, until red. Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. You must make sure that it has all come off. Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area, but decide to get it waxed instead. Scream loudly when your husband flushes the toilet and you lose the water pressure. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel. Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit. Tweeze hairs. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see your husband along the way, cover any exposed areas, then sashay to bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting dressed. How to Shower Like a Man: Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed. Leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her, making the "woo-woo" sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs. (you don't) Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror and scratch your ass. Get in shower. Don't bother to look for a washcloth...You don't use one. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off. Crack up at how loud your farts sound in the shower. Majority of time is spent washing your privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar. Shampoo your hair. Do not use conditioner. Make a shampoo Mohawk. Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again. Pee (in the shower). Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time. Partially dry off. Look at yourself in the mirror. Flex muscles. Admire the wiener size again. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor. Leave bathroom fan and light on. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her, and make the "woo-woo" sound again. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed. ~~~ ...It is FAR more fun to be a guy. |
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| Alistair Ravenmane | May 23 2006, 06:04 PM Post #6 |
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The Legend
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Not so much "fun" as easier... Who the hell am i kidding; it's both. |
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| Deathscythe | May 23 2006, 06:19 PM Post #7 |
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Colonel General
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r u planning a war of the sexs?... PLEASE TELL ME NO... |
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Life is nothing more than a gift. As easy it is to give a life, it is just as easy to take one. The misuse of one's life may end up in it being taken away. As another life has left, at least one more has come into this world. If you do not believe this then don't. Many humans do not understand the complexity of a death. It is much more than a simple stop of the heart-beat. If you are still in disbelief, than your life is useless. All people you waste around will not take you seriously.You must change now or else you shall suffer. Death is your friend. It doesn't wish to hurt you. It only wants to please you by grouping you with others like you, good or bad. Ying and Yang. One another. If you reject death the you reject life. Let both go and you are left alone in a void. "History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace, and revolution continue on forever." -Marimeia Khushrenada, Endless Waltz "Nothing will last forever No need to stay here Free you from an endless spell You should leave now find you well Let the four winds blow again You make your own story" "Of the Darkness A boundless expance Join us And you shall attend fortitude" "Seekers of Light... Beleive not in Forever... Believe not in Truth... For they are both empty and inconstant, as are all things..." -All quoted from Phantasy Star Online Episode 3 [RPGData:22450|10|129|214|144|144|239|200|Dragon Sword|Dragon Armor|Dwarf|52965|None|None|144|7|1|0|None|NaN|None|None] | |
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| Alistair Ravenmane | May 23 2006, 06:24 PM Post #8 |
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The Legend
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Hell no. We (IBIS and myself) know better... Or at least i do... |
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| Shadow THE Pirate Captain | May 27 2006, 10:51 PM Post #9 |
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I Appreciate Monster Hunter
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i'm scared of what IBIS might do in the shower*hides from bad mental images, and then goes to the light post* |
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| Shadow THE Pirate Captain | May 27 2006, 10:55 PM Post #10 |
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I Appreciate Monster Hunter
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men are just as good as women, we have the ability to listen, women have the ability to talk. Men have the ability to store useless trivia, women have the ability to clean everything in the house before company arrives. Men do yardwork, women clean the house(again). Without men, women wouldn't have anything to do, they clean up the mess men make, they fix men's mistakes, they shop using the man's money(and some of their own), they have babaies which couldn't be made w/o men(well, at least not yet)then they have someone to blame for when they are in pain on the hospital bed giving birth. |
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