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Topic Started: May 18 2015, 04:24 PM (310 Views)
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May 18 2015, 04:24 PM
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10:20. Too early for a first class, to be honest.
"Alright, shut up, kids. It's time to get started."
The room quieted down and the students shifted in their desks to face the front of the classroom. They were crammed into a sparsely-airconditioned, dilapidated (compared the the business college) building on a corner of campus dedicated to the Arts and Sciences. There was construction on two of four floors so, every so often, a jackhammer or something would make talking and teaching impossible. The univeristy had a tendency to shaft instructors that didn't conform it its political views.
"Kaya, wake up. You're not sleeping through my class."
"But why is it so early, Dad? You said it would be in the afternoon."
"--You did say that." The redhead next to her chimed in.
"Yeah." Said a duck-butted boy behind them, "I remember that."
The instructor looked around at the less than fresh-faced kids. "Well, the world is a disappointing place, kids. If 10:20 is too early for you, you might want to re-evaluate your college career. There are some people in this class I don't know, so I'm going to make you all do an icebreaker." A chorus of groans interrupted him. "Everyone go around the room and say your name and your favorite criminal. Hikaru, you start."
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Hikaru Uzumaki
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May 18 2015, 07:24 PM
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The red head sitting next to kaya looked around the classroom, speaking up.
"My name is Hikaru Uzumaki." She gave a little wave to the room. "Off the top of my head, I guess I'd have to say Anne Bonney, the pirate." She smiled sheepishly, watching as Kaya leaned back in her chair.
"Kaya. I'm pretty fond of good Ol' JD." She gave a smile to her dad, who was forced to answer.
"Please elaborate, Miss Uchiha."
"Good old j.d. jeffery Dahmer. Very interesting man." She answered.
"Alright, next please." The teacher cut her off before she could add anything else.
"Sasuke uchiha. No relation to Kaya Uchiha. Favorite villianous mastermind would be son of Sam."
One by one, all of the students spoke up, saying their name and favorite.
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Kaya
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May 18 2015, 08:56 PM
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"I'm Shisui Uchiha. Not related to any of the nerds in this room." The curly haired boy leaned on his hand, "I gotta say Al Capone. Too cool for his own good."
"Why am I not surprised." Madara rolled his eyes. "Itachi?"
"My name is Itachi Uchiha. Sasuke is my little brother. My favorite criminal, if I have to pick one, would be the Zodiac Killer."
"Laaaame."
Finally, they came to an unfamiliar face. "My name is Deidara. I'm a fan of the Unabomber, myself."
" Bombs are cool." Kaya nodded to Hikaru.
Lastly, they came to a silver haired boy. "The name's Hidan. I like Jack the Ripper, for pretty obvious reasons."
The room went silently after that, the instructors eyes turning towards the TA in the corner of the room. The younger man looked up, a disgruntled expression crossing his features." Really? They all know me."
"Really."
"My name is Obito Uchiha. My favorite criminal is this University because it's robbing me blind." and his gaze fell back to his papers.
"Alright." The spiky haired man turned back towards the white board. "My name is Uchiha Madara. Don't bother with the 'professor' crap, Madara is fine. My favorite criminal is Judas. Now, I've got a question for all of you: what did you come here expecting to learn?"
Edited by Kaya, May 18 2015, 09:06 PM.
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Hikaru Uzumaki
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May 19 2015, 11:48 PM
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After an invigorating 1 hour and 15 minutes explaining the syllabus and basic course materials , class ended and students flocked to the door to leave.
Few stayed behind, talking or simply lounging around before their next class.
"Whens your next class?" Hikaru peeked over at kayas schedule, throwing her bag over her shoulder.
"I've got another one at 3. Wanna go get lunch?"
"Sounds good." Hikaru looked at her own schedule. "Mine is at...2. That gives us a bit." The two stood up, moving for the door.
"See you dad." Kaya waved, and the two left the room, gabbing away.
"You two seem to know where you're going." One of the boys from their class caught up with them, strolling along side them. "Kaya and Hikaru, right?"
"Unabomber boy." Hikaru nodded at him. "I...what was your name again?"
"Thank you for being so kind as to remembering me, hm.The names deidara." He sighed, looking at kaya. "Anyway, I still get a little lost here on campus, and I heard you two were headed to the cafeteria."
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Kaya
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May 20 2015, 02:55 AM
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"Oh, I know where everything is. Ever since Dad got this job I've been here almost every day, so if you need any help navigating don't be afraid to ask."
" He's really your dad?" Deidara found himself asking without even thinking about his words. "I thought you were kidding around."
"Nope. He adopted me." The tan girl shrugged her shoulders. "He's basically obligated to give me an A, which is part of the reason I took his class."
"Hopefully he'll be obligated to give me one, too." Hikaru laughed a little.
Kaya led the small group towards the cafeteria, shoving her hands into her pockets. "So, where'd you go to high school? You're like, one of two people in the class that I've never seen before."
"Ah, it's a few hours away." Dei sighed. "I noticed almost everyone seemed to know each other already."
"We've all known each other for a long time." Hikaru explained. "We're cool, though."
"Sasuke can be a brat sometimes—the cafeteria is right up here, Deidara. You can always smell it before you see it." The aroma of gluey mac and cheese and Ranch dressing filled the air. "If you want anything that's actually edible, you have to go to the cafe by the law buildings."
"Is all of the art campus this..."
"Yup." Hikaru nodded.
"Great. " The three of them set their bags down at a table. "Glad I chose an art major, then."
"What kind of art are you into?"
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Kaya
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May 20 2015, 02:02 PM
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"I do all sorts of stuff." Deidara began to explain. "But I focus mainly on sculpture and paint bombs." He seemed rather proud of the fact, a smile on his face.
"You sure do like bombs, don't you." Hikaru mentioned, and his face soured for a moment. "Sorry, it was a joke. I'm sure the two are unrelated." She waved the comment off, noticing his expression. "What exactly is paint bombing?"
"You throw a paint bomb at the canvas. It explodes, and voila- art." He mimicked the motions to it. " I'm pretty good at it, not to be boastful.-what do you two do?"
"I'm a crim major. Hikaru here is undecided. 'Too many options', she says." Kaya added, rather snarkily.
"There are!" They got their plates, moving around the room to get their food. "I don't know if I'd be better at Social work, or psychology, or criminology-"
"You aren't some kind of awful prodigy child, are you? Mom and Dad couldn't stand for less than a 4.6?" Deidara let out a chuckle.
"Well-" Hikaru started, after a bit of thought. Kaya cut her off.
"Nah, Hikaru's completely average, just like the rest of us. If anything, I'm the prodigy. I had a professor in criminology raising me, I'm practically a genius." She pointed to herself, grinning.
"I see. Guess I don't have to worry about being prideful about my talents after all." Deidara replied.
"I'm just indecisive is all." Hikaru smiled sheepishly. "And in theory, Kaya is the smarter one."
"What do you mean, 'in theory?'"
"Nothing." Hikaru sat back down at the table, getting to work at her food.
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Kaya
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May 21 2015, 11:00 PM
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"So it seems like everyone in there already knows each other." Deidara watched Kaya inspect her food with a disgusted look on her face.
"We're all from the same part of town." She explained, taking the top bun off a particularly sad looking cheeseburger and smothering it in ketchup. "A lot of us grew up together. Went to the same school."
"I've known Kaya for most of my life." Hikaru took a drink of her soda. "Don't worry though, we're not some exclusive club or anything."
"I'm pretty exclusive." Kaya's mouth was full of cheeseburger. "You gotta learn the secret handshake."
Deidara laughed, "A secret handshake? Probably not the hardest thing I've ever had to learn."
"It's pretty intense. But you'll have to learn it if Dad gets a club room and you want in. Or the password."
"He's getting a club room?"
"Obito thinks we should have a Crim club, so Dad's applying to start one. Should be cool. You guys are welcome, of course." In the undertones of her voice there might have been a hidden meaning. "You'll have to learn the handshake, though. I'm even going to make Obito and Dad learn it."
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Hikaru Uzumaki
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May 22 2015, 06:29 PM
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"Did I ever have a choice?" Hikaru laughed. "I figured you'd force me regardless."
"When have I ever forced you to do anything? You're welcome if you want. You don't have to join if you don't want to. Same goes for you, Deidara."
"We'll have to see, depending on if I join a fraternity or not." Deidara poked at...something on his plate. "I doubt it though, none of them look good."
"You don't strike me as a frat boy." Kaya looked at him. "No offense."
"I'm not." Deidara made face. "But I love parties and I need to know which ones throw the best parties. I have to have a memorable college life, after all."
"bleuch." It was Hikaru's turn to make a face.
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Kaya
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May 26 2015, 03:24 PM
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"Sasuke probably knows about all that party shit. I don't know if he actually goes, but he says this school is known for its Welcome Week parties I guess. He used to say that's why he wanted to go here." Kaya took out her phone and scrolled through it boredly. "But he's usually mostly talk."
"I'm just what?" A voice said from behind her.
"Talk." The Senju twisted her head around to look at him, "Cause you're too scared of Itachi getting mad at your for going."
" Yeah, that's definitely it." He grabbed a chair from another table and plopped down between the red head and Kaya. "Deidara, right? I'm Sasuke."
"Hey."
"So tell us about parties." Kaya sipped her drink.
"You won't go anyways." Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"I will if I don't have business."
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Hikaru Uzumaki
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May 26 2015, 05:00 PM
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"right then." sasuke leaned forward on the table. "there's a party on Friday. If you all aren't busy, I'll take you."
"are you sure itachi will let you go out on a Friday night?" kaya asked, clearly harassing him.
"itachi isn't my mom. I can do whatever I want. "
" should I call itachi and tell him we're going to a wild party this Friday? " she pulled out her phone.
"come on-" sasuke looked mildly panicked. "just because your dad let's you do whatever you want -"
"hey, i ask permission to do stuff. I don't sneak out. I'm not a terrible child or brother, lying to my sweet older brother while I go off sleeping around and doing people's chemistry homework for them. "
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May 27 2015, 07:06 PM
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"Whatever." He rolled his eyes, "Hikaru? Blondie? You two wanna come?"
"I'm in." Deidara was clearly unafraid of going out with strangers.
Hikaru looked a little apprehensive, "I'm not sure..."
"Well, you have until Friday to decide. You should come, though. Don't leave me with Kaya."
"I take offense to that."
"You should."
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Sometime during the week, Itachi managed to find out that Sasuke was planning on going to this huge party. Sasuke was successful in annoying his brother into letting him go, but he had to compromise. And that is how Shisui ended up accompanying him.
"Does your Dad know you're here?" He quirked a concerned eyebrow at Kaya, looking nervous.
"Why does everyone ask me that? I'm old enough to go out without asking. But yes, he knows." She rolled her eyes, "You didn't say you were bringing a chaperone, Sasuke."
"You said his brother would find oout." Deidara said from behind her.
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Hikaru Uzumaki
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May 28 2015, 03:33 PM
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"Its not like shisui is much older than us. It's noy like he's going to stick out much." Hikaru commented as they walked. "Plus, it seems safer with him here."
"Safer." Sasuke rolled his eyes at her.
"Yes, safer. I can't trust people like you to get everyone home safe. God knows you'd try to drive is all home and get us killed. Shisui has more sense than that."
"I hate to break it to you hikaru, but sucking up to shisui won't do anything. The mans taken. Stop being such a baby already."
Sasuke replied, clearly getting some sort of satisfaction from this.
"You-" Hikaru started, her temper bubbling. Shisui took hold of her shoulder.
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May 28 2015, 08:49 PM
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"Shut up, Sasuke, or we'll let the frat boys carry you off and make you go streaking or something."
"No. No doing that." Shisui suddenly spoke up, looking nervous. "None of you are allowed to do that."
"I had my Dad sign my permission slip." Kaya laughed a little, "I want to get the full college experience." It was obvious she was joking.
"I will lock you in the trunk of the car. I'm not above it." Shisui shot a glance at her. He was a man on the edge.
Eventually the lost Sasuke to the crowd of identical men with popped collars, and Kaya challenged Deidara to a drinking contest out of boredom. The two of them managed to persuade Shisui (the only one among them who was actually of age) to take exactly two shots before they discovered that Sasuke was doing a keg stand and the poor guy had to gun off to literally pull him away.
"Sasuke ruins everything." Kaya swayed on her feet a little, "This feels fantastic."
"I'm gonna puke." Deidara said, and then he did. Hikaru could barely disguise her disgust and Kaya looked away, the champion of holding her liquor.
"Maybe you guys should just come back to my place for the night." Shisui came back practically dragging the younger boy by his collar. "Itachi is going to kill me."
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May 31 2015, 05:43 PM
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And so the children ended up at shisui and itachi's apartment. Lucky for shisui, itachi seemed to be working late.
The group of first years lay mostly on the floor , the girls claiming both end of the L shaped couch.
"Itachi is going to kill you." Kaya snickered. " better say your prayers, sasuke."
"As if. Hell just scold me. He never actually punishes me."
"Can I ask you guys something?" Deidara cut in, having sobered up after puking. "None of you seem at all worried with your parents finding out about this crazy party. Isn't Sasuke brother gonna like...inform them?"
Sasuke and kaya gave each other a passing glance, half soberlybdeeming the blonde okay to talk to. They looked then to hikaru, who'd been rather quiet since arriving at shisuis.
"Sasuke and I don't have parents." Hikaru explained. 'Kaya doesn't have birth parents, but she does have madara as an adopted father. "
"....all of you?" He blinked. "I had no idea."
"Its a long story, actually. A lot of kids in this area don't have parents." She told him.
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May 31 2015, 08:19 PM
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"My real dad is alive, actually, but he's the biggest piece of shit." Kaya let out a sigh, covering her eyes with her arm.
Deidara was quiet for a few moments, "What happened? Did they all get sick?" But then he thought better of it, "Maybe I shouldn't be asking."
"Like Hikaru said, it's a long story." Sasuke sighed as well, "But it's basically common knowledge around here. it was on the news back then and everything."
"They got killed." Kaya offered, without really giving too much sensitive information. "Because they believed in something no one else believed in, I guess."
"That's a good way of putting it."
The blond had more questions but chose to save them for another time. He had only just become friends with these people, after all, and didn't want to ruin it. "Sorry to bring it up. I was just wondering."
"It's not a big deal." Hikaru assured, "Don't worry."
Sasuke and Kaya dropped into sleep pretty quickly after that and the other two followed soon after. By the time Itachi got home from work, Shisui only had to explain why there were a bunch of first years sleeping in their living room and not why there were a bunch of drunk first years sleeping in their living room.
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