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Nation States; sooooo long ago
Topic Started: Dec 1 2014, 09:15 AM (303 Views)
Nevrotic Maniacs
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http://www.nationstates.net/nation=nevrotic_maniacs

:lol:
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1 year 341 days ago: Nevrotic Maniacs ceased to exist.

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Yea, Nev occasionally slips in and out of existence. Its probably part of what makes him so insane
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Makes sense actually.
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"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." - Winston Churchill
Once a guy fell into a monocle making machine and made a spectacle of himself, while he was on fire.
"God is good, but never dance in a small boat." -Mikey's dad
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Yea, I figure something about seeing the unseeable things from outside our world probably does something to a person.
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Actually I exist in a reality where a cat is constantly flipping a coin and I only exist if the coin comes up heads, and do not exist if it comes up tails.

As such I am in and out of existance every few seconds and all the times the dynamite sticks I throw around blow up too close. While the coin is flipping I am in a state where I exist and do not exist at the same time (I pet the cat at that time, I would never kill it).

And I do admit I can not leave sanity at the door, as I possess no sanity to do so. I know not if that is the reason the Earth is a little flat on the poles, but I promise I am in no way responsible for the demise of the dinosaurs and the fact I love to eat chicken proves nothing about my eating habits during the end of the Cretaceous era. I even tried to eat the meteor, but my mouth was just not big enough.

:b:
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Nevrotic Maniacs,Dec 5 2014
09:30 PM
Actually I exist in a reality where a cat is constantly flipping a coin and I only exist if the coin comes up heads, and do not exist if it comes up tails.

As such I am in and out of existance every few seconds and all the times the dynamite sticks I throw around blow up too close. It's me and quantum particles, oh joy!

And I do admit I can not leave sanity at the door, as I possess no sanity to do so. I know not if that is the reason the Earth is a little flat on the poles, but I am in no way responsible for the demise of the dinosaurs and the fact I love to eat chicken proves nothing about my eating habits during the end of the Cretaceous era.

:b:

Fried velociraptor just started sounding delicious
'I have composed the SSA holy Creed' trophy, 'Moley mind reader' trophy, "saved Poppet from a sleepless night" pennant, "Getting Back to the Point" medal, "Certified UN Translator Certificate", 'Well done, Dunkum' Trophy, 'Inspired comedy' Trophy, "Playing the game right" trophy, life-sized Don Quixote bust and membership into the Windmill Enthusiasts club, 'OOOOH! BURN!' Trophy, 'hazardous mutation of Thread-Kinesis', robocup trophy, Diogenes club award for most books read 2010, Diogenes club award for most fiction read 2010, medal for Legendary Ambusher Skill

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You bet, it tastes like ostrich and... erm... that's what I ear say, never tasted one...
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Reminds me of the hypothetical meal some friends and I came up with (also probably everyone else and their friends came up with) after hearing about turducken:

Hummingbird stuffed in a swallow stuffed in a robin stuffed in a pheasant stuffed in a quail stuffed in a duck stuffed in a chicken stuffed in a turkey stuffed in a goose stuffed in an ostrich
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Turducken rocks!

And they say English cuisine is not interesting!
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I've never had it, but one of my friends apparently has it every Thanksgiving and claims its great. I can believe it. The duck and chicken should compensate for the turkey
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Dunkum,Dec 5 2014
09:23 PM
I've never had it, but one of my friends apparently has it every Thanksgiving and claims its great. I can believe it. The duck and chicken should compensate for the turkey

I concur.
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"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." - Winston Churchill
Once a guy fell into a monocle making machine and made a spectacle of himself, while he was on fire.
"God is good, but never dance in a small boat." -Mikey's dad
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Nevrotic Maniacs,Dec 6 2014
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Actually I exist in a reality where a cat is constantly flipping a coin and I only exist if the coin comes up heads, and do not exist if it comes up tails.

As such I am in and out of existance every few seconds and all the times the dynamite sticks I throw around blow up too close. While the coin is flipping I am in a state where I exist and do not exist at the same time (I pet the cat at that time, I would never kill it).

And I do admit I can not leave sanity at the door, as I possess no sanity to do so. I know not if that is the reason the Earth is a little flat on the poles, but I promise I am in no way responsible for the demise of the dinosaurs and the fact I love to eat chicken proves nothing about my eating habits during the end of the Cretaceous era. I even tried to eat the meteor, but my mouth was just not big enough.

:b:

mmm - this is indeed insane
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Nevrotic Maniacs,Dec 20 2014
04:49 PM
Nevrotic Maniacs,Dec 6 2014
01:30 AM
Actually I exist in a reality where a cat is constantly flipping a coin and I only exist if the coin comes up heads, and do not exist if it comes up tails.

As such I am in and out of existance every few seconds and all the times the dynamite sticks I throw around blow up too close. While the coin is flipping I am in a state where I exist and do not exist at the same time (I pet the cat at that time, I would never kill it).

And I do admit I can not leave sanity at the door, as I possess no sanity to do so. I know not if that is the reason the Earth is a little flat on the poles, but I promise I am in no way responsible for the demise of the dinosaurs and the fact I love to eat chicken proves nothing about my eating habits during the end of the Cretaceous era. I even tried to eat the meteor, but my mouth was just not big enough.

:b:

mmm - this is indeed insane

Especially coming from you.
"Remember if you are going to do something stupid, at least do it intelligently."
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." - Winston Churchill
Once a guy fell into a monocle making machine and made a spectacle of himself, while he was on fire.
"God is good, but never dance in a small boat." -Mikey's dad
"The sun shines and the day is beautiful even if there is a big raise in taxes." -Nev
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DangerousNate,Dec 21 2014
05:17 AM
Nevrotic Maniacs,Dec 20 2014
04:49 PM
Nevrotic Maniacs,Dec 6 2014
01:30 AM
Actually I exist in a reality where a cat is constantly flipping a coin and I only exist if the coin comes up heads, and do not exist if it comes up tails.

As such I am in and out of existance every few seconds and all the times the dynamite sticks I throw around blow up too close. While the coin is flipping I am in a state where I exist and do not exist at the same time (I pet the cat at that time, I would never kill it).

And I do admit I can not leave sanity at the door, as I possess no sanity to do so. I know not if that is the reason the Earth is a little flat on the poles, but I promise I am in no way responsible for the demise of the dinosaurs and the fact I love to eat chicken proves nothing about my eating habits during the end of the Cretaceous era. I even tried to eat the meteor, but my mouth was just not big enough.

:b:

mmm - this is indeed insane

Especially coming from you.

Only when I am or when I am not.

When I am and not at the same time, all I care about is the cat that shares the box with me...
The above statements should be handled with care, read with a fresh mind and accompanied by a good drink. Should these recommendations not be exactly followed, the author hereby declines any responsibilities for the ensuing consequences, including, amongst several others not explicitly mentioned, the growth of horns, severe constipation or eternal damnation.
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Nevrotic Maniacs,Dec 21 2014
04:14 PM
DangerousNate,Dec 21 2014
05:17 AM
Nevrotic Maniacs,Dec 20 2014
04:49 PM
Nevrotic Maniacs,Dec 6 2014
01:30 AM
Actually I exist in a reality where a cat is constantly flipping a coin and I only exist if the coin comes up heads, and do not exist if it comes up tails.

As such I am in and out of existance every few seconds and all the times the dynamite sticks I throw around blow up too close. While the coin is flipping I am in a state where I exist and do not exist at the same time (I pet the cat at that time, I would never kill it).

And I do admit I can not leave sanity at the door, as I possess no sanity to do so. I know not if that is the reason the Earth is a little flat on the poles, but I promise I am in no way responsible for the demise of the dinosaurs and the fact I love to eat chicken proves nothing about my eating habits during the end of the Cretaceous era. I even tried to eat the meteor, but my mouth was just not big enough.

:b:

mmm - this is indeed insane

Especially coming from you.

Only when I am or when I am not.

When I am and not at the same time, all I care about is the cat that shares the box with me...

How is that cat? Is he friendly?
"Remember if you are going to do something stupid, at least do it intelligently."
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." - Winston Churchill
Once a guy fell into a monocle making machine and made a spectacle of himself, while he was on fire.
"God is good, but never dance in a small boat." -Mikey's dad
"The sun shines and the day is beautiful even if there is a big raise in taxes." -Nev
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DangerousNate,Dec 26 2014
12:15 AM
Nevrotic Maniacs,Dec 21 2014
04:14 PM
DangerousNate,Dec 21 2014
05:17 AM
Nevrotic Maniacs,Dec 20 2014
04:49 PM
Nevrotic Maniacs,Dec 6 2014
01:30 AM
Actually I exist in a reality where a cat is constantly flipping a coin and I only exist if the coin comes up heads, and do not exist if it comes up tails.

As such I am in and out of existance every few seconds and all the times the dynamite sticks I throw around blow up too close. While the coin is flipping I am in a state where I exist and do not exist at the same time (I pet the cat at that time, I would never kill it).

And I do admit I can not leave sanity at the door, as I possess no sanity to do so. I know not if that is the reason the Earth is a little flat on the poles, but I promise I am in no way responsible for the demise of the dinosaurs and the fact I love to eat chicken proves nothing about my eating habits during the end of the Cretaceous era. I even tried to eat the meteor, but my mouth was just not big enough.

:b:

mmm - this is indeed insane

Especially coming from you.

Only when I am or when I am not.

When I am and not at the same time, all I care about is the cat that shares the box with me...

How is that cat? Is he friendly?

Indeed she is.

:b:

I't a cool cat.
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Awesome!
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"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." - Winston Churchill
Once a guy fell into a monocle making machine and made a spectacle of himself, while he was on fire.
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Hi TIN!!!

How are things going?

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