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Topic Started: Jan 23 2010, 08:53 AM (1,137 Views)
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its not the stairs that are the problem so much as the pathetic door at teh top of them

and blowing up the stair woudl only work until the gap left there was filled with a ramp of shatteered zombies, then theyd just come on down like the stair were never gone
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Demonic Gophers,Jan 26 2010
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That's why you blow up the stairs.

Exactly, then if any zombies do come in they fall flat on their face either stopping them or giving you enough time to kill them.
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Demonic Gophers,Jan 26 2010
02:34 AM
Solution: blow up the ramp.


Yes, as many times as necessary.

this would get quite messy, and may jeopardize the structural integrity of the basement
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Dunkum,Jan 26 2010
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Demonic Gophers,Jan 26 2010
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Solution: blow up the ramp.


Yes, as many times as necessary.

this would get quite messy, and may jeopardize the structural integrity of the basement

There's only one doorway into my basement.

There is quite a few little windows though...
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nah, i think if it came down to zombie apocalypse, id use the rest of the gas in my car to get teh hell outta dodge, so to speak, and find a place that was already easier to defend. the pentagon, perhaps
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Dunkum,Jan 26 2010
01:42 AM
nah, i think if it came down to zombie apocalypse, id use the rest of the gas in my car to get teh hell outta dodge, so to speak, and find a place that was already easier to defend. the pentagon, perhaps

I'd go down to the country (southern kentucky) and stay there until the infection either ends or spreads to there.

After that...get more bullets, food, and water then probably stay in the country.
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a decent place to hole up if you can manage it is a walmart. you can fortify the doors with some of the more useless crap in the store, plus there are guns, ammo, and enough food to last years probably
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Dunkum,Jan 26 2010
01:49 AM
a decent place to hole up if you can manage it is a walmart. you can fortify the doors with some of the more useless crap in the store, plus there are guns, ammo, and enough food to last years probably

Well, there is a walmart close to the place I was planning on going to. So I might have a chance.
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of course, walmarts might be infested with zombies from the start
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well it depends on timing and location. if you can get into one in the night, before the zombies have spread too much, then you shoudl be good. otherwise youll have to dig them out one by one. probably worth it in the long run
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Dunkum,Jan 26 2010
01:55 AM
of course, walmarts might be infested with zombies from the start

True...
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It's a brilliant game and one of the best RPGs ever. They story is wonderful and if you're a heartless bastard, you can cause a lot of chaos.

Better than oblivion? Better than Fallout 3?

I liked it better, though Fallout 3 is a remarkably great game... but Dragon Age has that classic computer RPG feel that I always loved.

Hmm... I must try it then.

Yes, yes you must.

Willing to have it parted from you for a few days?

Someone already procured it.
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It's a brilliant game and one of the best RPGs ever. They story is wonderful and if you're a heartless bastard, you can cause a lot of chaos.

Better than oblivion? Better than Fallout 3?

I liked it better, though Fallout 3 is a remarkably great game... but Dragon Age has that classic computer RPG feel that I always loved.

Hmm... I must try it then.

Yes, yes you must.

Willing to have it parted from you for a few days?

Someone already procured it.

:angry:

Curses...
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I love it when people are optimistic about their chances of surviving zombies.

:D

Currently Dragoon Age is winning the battle for my money.
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Belschaft,Jan 27 2010
01:26 PM
I love it when people are optimistic about their chances of surviving zombies.

:D

Currently Dragoon Age is winning the battle for my money.

Well, during a zombie apocalypse optimism might be all you have.

And I've heard Dragon Age is a good pick.
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DangerousNate,Jan 27 2010
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Belschaft,Jan 27 2010
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I love it when people are optimistic about their chances of surviving zombies.

:D

Currently Dragoon Age is winning the battle for my money.

Well, during a zombie apocalypse optimism might be all you have.

And I've heard Dragon Age is a good pick.

I have a two plans for zombies apocalypses. I refer to them as 'Universal Plan A & B'
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